Chapter 9
Men fight like girls.
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The girls continued arguing over the movie as the guys continued fighting with each other slamming into things and breaking them in the living room. "Your MAMA!!!", Mort shouted biting Orlando's hand since Orlando had just kicked him in the stomach.
Orlando screamed in pain taking his revenge on Mort's hair by pulling it. To say the least if the girls would have stopped their arguing to look at there men they would have found their guys in a position that most girl's would get turned on by.
Mort lay on his back as he had Orlando straddling him. Katie and Caroline would have made a fortune on them if Mort and Orlando where in a large tub of mud surrounded by ton's of woman.
The women would have rallied and gone wild by the sight probably. But Mort and Orlando weren't the only one's in a feud as Caroline and Katie began arguing about past arguments.
"YOU HAVE EVERYTHING CAROLINE!! I HAVE NOTHING!!!", as Katie began foaming at the mouth. "THANK GOD FOR THAT KATIE!! THANK YOU GOD THAT I AM NOT YOU!!!", as Caroline started cracking her fingers ready to punch her cousin.
Until they heard it. The crash. They turned around to find the screen door to the backyard ripped through as they noticed Mort and Orlando tumbling down the patio floor towards the pool.
"Oh shit…", the girls mumbled as Mort and Orlando hit head first into the pool. "Oh my god!! We have to go save them!!!", as Caroline gave Katie a stupid look.
"Katie your pools only four freaking feet deep. Those jackass's won't drown even if they tried", as both girls walked calmly outside to find the guys still fighting attacking each other with blow up floaties and Katie's personal favorite her blow up Shamu.
"Do you think we should give them life jackets? I have some in the back shed…?", she said uncertainly watching Mort and Orlando pummel each other with Shamu.
"Katie its not the fucking Titanic. There not gonna freeze to death and drown. We're in New freaking Mexico. They would likely bake to death", rolling her eye's walking to the edge of the pool.
She stood there as she noticed Mort's glasses to be askew and wet as his hair stuck to his face hindering his vision. The same thing seemed to be with Orlando his hair covering his vision of Mort.
If you were just passing by it would seem nothing more to you then those two playing Marco Polo trying to find each other in the pool. "It would have been so nice if we had a barbeque right now", Caroline remarked sarcastically noticing the guys stumbling out of the pool.
"My poor ORLI!!", as Katie ran to Orlando holding a towel. Caroline in turn ran towards Mort hugging him even as he groaned in pain. "Take it like a man you big baby", she mumbled in his shirt.
Mort couldn't help but grin at her remark. He held her tightly against him forgetting the pain just remembering what it felt like to hold her in his arms. God how he missed her.
Mort cleared his throat and let go of Caroline. He walked over to Orlando taking his hand out welcoming a sign of peace. Orlando only glared for a second but in turn shook Mort's hand. Mort had turned around holding Caroline at his side until he heard Orlando whisper, "Asswipe".
Mort stopped and turned around. Before the girl's and Orlando knew it Mort lunged at Orlando as they both fell back into the pool. The evil blow up floaties fight had once again begun.
Katie covered her mouth with her hands her eyes widening. Caroline only sighed deeply. " I give up! Common Katie let's go inside and see what's on TV."
"Are you sure we should like be leaving them Caroline?", watching the boys trying to drown each other. "Yeah common. They'll just wear each other out and pass out on the floaties. Shamu can keep the boys company", as Katie obliged and followed behind Caroline.
The girls stayed up late that night watching TV and wondering what happened to there men. Katie had peaked out the window to find the boy's asleep on a floatie snoring loudly side by side.
"They make such a cute couple don't they?", Caroline snorted getting herself a slice of pizza. "Maybe we should go somewhere to stop the fighting?"
"And where do you suspect we should go oh smart one?", sarcastically chewing on her pizza watching her cousin rubbing her chin.
Katie snapped her fingers and giggled. "We'll go to CALI!!!", as Caroline cringed at her cousin's girl squeal. "California? Any reason why Katie?"
"Cali is just the perfect place. You can like tell Mort bout the baby and maybe some sun and ocean will do us good!!", as Caroline leaning on her arm started to think.
It didn't sound like much of a bad idea. Maybe her cousin wasn't as mentally challenged as she thought she was. "Alright Katie. We'll go on another road trip to California", as Katie shook her head happily. "You rock Caroline!!!", as she ran over getting the phone and dialing a number.
"Who are you calling at this time of night?", as Katie mouthed Aunt Marie. "You are so fucking dead Katie", she mouthed back to Katie running over trying to grab the phone out of her cousin's hand.
Too late Caroline's mom had already picked up the phone. "Hello?", as Caroline quickly let go of the phone as if it was fire. Katie grabbed the phone happily. "Hey AUNT MARIE!! It's Katie. Me and Caroline were just talking and we wondering if you could set us up with the villa at the beach?"
After a few minute's Katie hung up the phone. "Your mom like said that she called the services and that they are like gonna get the villa all ready for our use. It's been like forever since we were there!!", as Katie started jumping up and down excitedly.
"We're going to the Summer villa in Santa Barbara?", as Katie shook her head happily again. "Yeah!! None of the family is like using it so she said she would have the entire place like cleaned up and like ready for our use!", as Katie ran to her room to go pack.
"Great…we're going back to the Villa", as she peeked out the window to find the boy's still asleep on Shamu.
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