Miss.Ecofreak: I've decided to make Seem female because most of my reviewers says so
Zakura: girl-power!
Miss.Ecofreak: so right. I've also changed her personality (sigh) You just read and see.
Chapter 4
The Funny Monk
Jak and his partners in crime found the monks by the beach where half of them were swimming and the rest were lying around at the beach.
"Er… I don't think that's helping" Jak said to the white monks who were sunbathing
The monk from chapter two sat up and looked inher mirror to check if she gotten a tan.
"Damn! I told you we were using to much sun cream!"she yelled to the others with her feminine voice.
She stood up and got dressed; she even took on a t-shirt ("No more shirts!" Jak screamed) saying "Save the ottsel"
"Can I help you idiotic newcomer?" she asked.
"Yeah… what's that thing?" Jak asked and pointed at the scary dark purple space ship.
"Oh that? Either it's a sign of doomsday coming or it's nothing to worry about, just ignore it" the monk said casually.
Jak ignored it, which only resulted in him crashing into it when he was walking towards something on the other side of the ship.
Suddenly a screen appeared on it.
"Cool! It's a game!" the monk said sounding exited.
Jak walked up to the game and shot it to pieces (that's how Jak plays games).
As he did that, a dark crystal fell out.
"That's pretty, I want it" the monk said.
"No way! I beat the game! I get it!" Jak said.
"But if I hadn't told you to ignore the doomsday device/nothing to worry about you would never have found the game!" the monk said.
"I'm the hero! Heroes always get the cool stuff!" Jak said.
"Not always, in Harry Potter and the prisoner of Azkaban Hermoine got a time turner!" the monk said.
"So? Harry got an invincibility cloak and two broomsticks!" Jak said.
"But I want the crystal thingy!" the monk screamed and started jumping up and… sideways.
Doing so,she jumped too far and fell in the water.
"Ha ha! Now you're wet! I win!" Jak said and ran away laughing.
"That was on purpose!" the monk shouted after him.
As Jak and his friends walked towards whatever they were walking towards the monk was suddenly in front of them with a leaper and a new (dry) t-shirt saying "I love ottsels"
"I challenge you for that crystal you found!" she said.
"No way! I found it! It's mine!" Jak said.
"I'll tell you my name if you do it" the monk said.
"Okay, I'll accept your challenge if you tell us your name and gender" Jak said.
"My name is Seem, and I am female" the monk said.
"I'm Jak, and I am male" Jak said
"I am Daxter, and I am sexy" Daxter said.
"I am Well…ehm…eh… and I'm a girl… I think" Well said.
"No you're not, I saw your mojo when you were in the shower" Daxter said and everybody looked at Daxter as if he was a sick pervert.
"What? I was looking for the soap!" Daxter said in defense.
"Fine, I'm a mail too" Well said, "It's not always easy telling male birds from females"
"Great, will you race my friends for that crystal now?" Seem asked.
"Your friends? You're not even racing?" Jak asked.
"No, I hate competition" Seem answered and handed the leaper over to Jak.
So Jak raced the other monks and won because all the other's died a slow and painful death when the leapers turned the wrong way and fell in the water.
It turned out neither the leapers or the monks could swim (although the monks were swimming only minutes earlier)
"Hah! I won!" Jak said and started doing a happy dance in front of Seem (who was wearing another shirt saying "Ottsels are as cute as the precursors themselves") while he was singing "I beat the stupid monks! I beat the stupid monks! I get the crystal!"
"Fine! Keep that stupid crystal! See if I care!" Seem said, before she turned away so nobody could see shewas crying.
she also revealed the back-side ofher shirt said "Die Ottsels! Die!"
"By the way monk" Daxter said, "What is that?" he pointed at a funny purple star on the sky; he found the star funny because it was mid-day.
"Oh. That ugly thing? That's the day star. Either it's a space ship sent by the dark precursors to destroy the planet or it's nothing to worry about. Just ignore it" Seem said casually before she started crying again using her t-shirt to wipeher tears.
Now her t-shirt was wet again and he/she/it had to change it.
So she took on a t-shirt saying "Ottsels are the best pets in the world"
"Wow, that person changes t-shirts more often than Civilian Guy changes his bandages" Daxter said to his friends.
Zakura: whoa, more t-shirts
Miss.Ecofreak: yepp, and Seem changes shirts more often than anyone too! But I still liked Torn's shirts the best
Zakura: Well mispelled "male"
Miss.Ecofreak: Well does a lot of things wrong, as when he can't tell if he's male of not. And if you know a good way of telling a female bird from a male (not by looking at the feathers of ducks and similar birds) you can tell me:)
Zakura: so you can figure out the sexes of the dwargparrots?
Miss.Ecofreak: seeing the two birds turned into four I'm quite sure they are male and female, but enough bird-talk. review and don't forget to read next chapter of Dork3 or any other story;)
