Miss.Ecofreak: I'm back
Zakura: where have you been? You didn't update yesterday! I thouhgt you had died! I was afraid you were stuck in a desert storm!
Miss.Ecofreak: (looks out at the snow storm outside) sure, cause there's a lot of sand out here. Actually I didn't update yesterday because I found this chapter short and borring, so I brought back the fan girls!
Daxter: NOOOOOOOOOO!
Miss.Ecofreak: anyway. Any reviews I should know about?
Zakura: quite a lot. Oh, and eco girl says Seem is male
Miss.Ecofreak: oh man! I knew this would happen! Some say male others female! I'm sorry if you felt like I did something wrong here eco girl but if I had said Seem was male other readers would complain and say female! Perhaps I should have just stayed with the transexual.
Zakura: Seem is like a newborn parrot, you can't tell the sexes
Miss.Ecofreak: I can't tell the sexes of an adult parrot either for that sake.. Unless you put two in the same cage and suddenly find three birds some weeks later. Then it definitly male and female
Zakura: I know! Let's leave Seem in a cage with Ehm...Wait! I think I've got it! No forgot it for nine months and if a baby appears she's female!
Miss.Ecofreak: most likely she/he would kill Ehm for being annoying. But whatever, now on to the next chapter of my trilogy (oddly enough there's only two stories) return of the fan girls!
Daxter: I hate you
CHAPTER 5
RETURN OF THE FAN GIRLS
After making fun of poor Seem the happy three friends went back to the race garage.
"Hi guys" Kleiver said as they entered.
Damn! Do all the wastelanders have to sound like Tess? Jak thought.
"Do you want to go out there and hunt a few metalheads?" Kleiver asked.
"Metalheads? I love to hunt metalheads!" Jak said sounding like a kid on Christmas Eve.
"Well then, there are some girls out there who need their asses kicked" Kleiver said, he pointed, not at the metalheads as people would think, but at Daxter's fan club (formerly Sig's fan club from Dork2)
"IT'S DAXTER!" they all screamed.
But the fan girls were soon eaten by metalheads never to be seen again… at least not until, say, Tuesday?
Jak (who had not noticed this dramatic incident) cheered and ran outside (with no vehicle, no armour, no gun, no… pizza)
"Damn, those were some big metalheads" he said as he noticed the five big metalheads who were still chewing Daxter's unloved fan club.
Among them was one who looked like a large rabbit, there was something familiar about that one.
"Hey, you look like Bunny the metalhead who died last fic" Well said.
"I am Bunny's mother, Little Sue" the large rabbit/metalhead said.
"Er… right" Jak said before shooting Little Sue (with the gun he didn't have… eh… he had stolen the gun from Civilian Guy who just happened to pass by) and her little friends, and rescued the fan girls who had survived.
As he shot them, a dark eco crystal and a small communicator fell of the back of one of them, and an Erol-like face appeared on it.
"Metalhead HIC commander? Do you copHICy?" the Erol-like face said, "If you lost that crystal and you're still HIC sober. I'll kill you all!"
Then the Erol-like face turned around and saw something that looked very much like his worst enemy.
The Erol-like face screamed like a boy (Miss.Ecofreak: Girls aren't more cowardly than boys!) and then the communicator ran away screaming like a rabbit (Zakura: hey! It takes a lot to make a rabbit scream!)
Suddenly, the communicator was blown up.
"I don't like the sound of your voice" Cornelius said who was holding a gigantic peacemaker.
"What the hell are you doing out here?" Jak asked, he was also holding a gigantic peacemaker
"I would like to know that as well" Civilian Guy said, heck, even he was holding a gigantic peacemaker. (Hey! Who shot the damn thing?)
"Vacation" Cornelius answered and went to the beach to sunbathe with Seem and the rest of the monks (those who didn't drown or vanished on the volcano close by)
"Well what now?" Jak asked his friends.
"Can we go see U2 again?" Daxter suggested from under the pile of fan girls.
"No way you little… or… whatever" Jak said.
Then they all went to see U2 again (the fan girls too).
All except Well that is, he went with his cousin Ehm to see Phil Collins for no apparent reason, something random just had to happen.
A few weeks later the four of them returned to the Spargus arena.
They had dumped the fan girls in a random desert hoping they would not be rescued by a singing warthog and his stupid ottsel-looking friend or wastelanders.
"Hi big guy" Jak said to Damas as he entered the arena.
"What took you so long? You always come late! Just like my kid!" Damas complained.
"And he came seriously late; he came two years to late for Damas' birthday once!" Ehm said, "And that was two years before Damas' son appeared, Damas' son is the slowest person on earth. Don't you think so Damas? Your son is lazy isn't he?"
"Shut up" Damas said to Ehm.
"Yepp, he sure is late" Ehm said, "Haven't seen him at all the last few years really".
Suddenly a lot of warriors appeared and Jak had to fight them, again.
"How come all these warriors look exactly the same?" Jak wondered as he was hit in the head by an evil-looking fellow.
Jak shot the evil-looking fellow and got a battle amulet as a price.
"That is so unfair!" Seem muttered, she was standing by the arena wearing a t-shirt saying "Ottsels are good fighters"
"What's unfair?" Jak asked.
"Ehm stole my medications!" Seem complained.
Jak wondered why the hell Ehm would steal Seem's medications, since he hated the stuff, but he did not help the little monk, she was damn annoying anyway.
Cornelius: was that...? That guy in the com... Was that?
Miss.Ecofreak: maybe. Don't think Daxter was the only one who got bad news in this chapter.
Zakura: Errol might be a cyborg but he's drunk as ever
Miss.Ecofreak: did you think I was going to change that? Erol/Errol (why the heck did they change his name?) is so much funnier when he's drunk beyond legal limits.
Cornelius: Why didn't I get to see U2?
Miss.Ecofreak: you like U2?
Cornelius: now, but I wanted to get out a bit. It's so borring just staying around Haven and Spargus all the time
Miss.Ecofreak: go ahead I'm not your mother
Cornelius: In some ways you are, you did create me
Miss.Ecofreak: I created amother for you too, go ask her. meanwhile folks, ignore this pointeless conversation with a fictional character and review!
Cornelius: where does babies come from?
