Disclaimer: I don't own the Matrix. Or anything else. And I would like to thank Burger King for letting me use their name.

Title: The Hobo

Rating: Teen for violence, drug reference, and language.

Foreword: Neo goes out of buissness with the Matrix

movies, and is officialy a hobo.

Story:

"Sigh" says Neo on the steps of the bank, moping about his life as usual.

"This sucks, I have no money, no beer, and no home."

Authors note: This is sad. He's a hobo with no beer!

Next thing you know he'll be doing drugs.

(not that he isn't)

"Hey! Maybe that guy has some money."

"Hey you! Do you have any money?" asks Neo. "Ya, but you can't have it."

says that guy. "Why not? I need some food from Burger King." "But I need for...stuff." said that guy. "Ok Fine!" says Neo. That guy walks away.

"Now wha...Hey! Whats that?" says Neo squinting at a sign across the road.

NEO LIVE read the sign. "What the hell? I'm not there, I'm here!" says Neo. With his face red, he went across the street. Knock, Knock. "Hello?" asks a guy who opened the door. "Hi. You can't use my name without a permit." said Neo. "Oh you're Neo. Good come in." he said and gave Neo a push.

There was Neo on a stage with bright lights and three other people. They were Trinity, Morpheus, and Smith. "What is going on here and why is every one is ballerina costumes?" asked Neo. "This is the Neo Musical and you guys are in it." said the guy. "Not if I have anything to say about it" says Neo. And out of nowhere he pulls out two guns and fires. The bullets hit the guy in the chest."AHHHH!" screams the guy as he drops to the ground. Dead and unmoving.

"Now let's get you guys out of these costumes...except Smith." says Neo and raises the guns and fires. And since Neo is such a bad shot he hits MORPHEUS! Now Morpheus is on the ground slowly dieing.

"C'mon guys, I'm hungry," says Neo. "Let's go get some McDonalds." And so they leave, leaving Morpheus to die like that guy.

Afterword: Neo, Trinity, and Smith had a good lunch at McDonalds. Unfortunatly Smith got food poisining and is sueing McDonalds.