Miss.Ecofreak: I guess it's time I uploaded this
Zakura: what's with you? Dork2 was updated like once a day!
Miss.Ecofreak: that's because Dork2 was finished before I uploaded this, Dork3 is currently just seven chapters long. Anyway, this is the chapter were Jak and Daxter are sent of to catch some leapers.
Zakura: or more precisely, Well and Daxter are sent of. Read and enjoy
Miss.Ecofreak: and review
CHAPTER SIX
WELL IS AN EVEN WORSE DRIVER THAN JAK
Jak decided to go talk to Kleiver instead of helping Seem retrieve her medications.
Well meant Ehm would most likely give the medications back himself, seeing he hated the stuff.
"You dude, what's up?" Jak asked casually as he entered the garage.
"Damas wants us to round up a few lizards" Kleiver said just as casually.
"Oh… you're fat and ugly" Jak said just because he felt like insulting Kleiver.
"Hey! No fighting!" Damas said as he entered and saw Kleiver and Jak fighting.
Damas dragged a badly injured Jak away from Kleiver who was put in a cage, foaming around his mouth.
"You are just as reckless as my son! Didn't your father ever tell you to pick your battles wisely?" Damas asked.
"Nope, he just totally ignored me" Jak said.
"Of course he ignored you! You never knew your father!" Daxter complained.
"That's too bad, I never knew my son either" Damas said.
Jak and his friends looked at Damas with a look that said "that didn't make sense at all. All he ever talked about was his son!"
"I know! Why don't you tell me?" Jak said.
"Okay. Pick your battles wisely" Damas said.
"Thanks for telling. I'll remember that next time" Jak said and released Kleiver from his cage, "Be free you stupid pig" he said to him.
For the second time that day Damas dragged a badly injured Jak away from Kleiver.
This time Jak was put in the cage.
"That boy never learns. Just like my son" Damas said.
"And he's a total geek isn't he Damas? Your son's a geek right?" Ehm said before Damas hit him in the head with Jak's cage.
"Are we going to catch those lizards soon or what?" Daxter asked.
"Sure. But since Jak is in the cage you and Well…ehm…eh have to do it alone" Damas said.
Well turned away with an offended look.
"I don't do anything if you keep forgetting my name" he said.
"Well…ehm…eh! Get out!" Damas said.
So Well and Daxter drove out to the wasteland in a random dune buggy (don't expect me to remember their names) until they reached some sort of city ruin.
There were lots of leapers around the ruins so Daxter figured he might as well jump out of the car and ride them instead (Well was a bad driver, much worse than Jak)
Unfortunately Daxter missed the leaper and fell to the ground.
"Oh! Daxter-kun! (Zakura: is she Japanese?) Are you okay?"
"Tess? What the hell are you doing here?" Daxter asked.
Tess looked around confused.
"I don't know" she said, "One moment I was at the gun course and the next moment I was here and saw you lying on the ground".
"I know what's going on" Daxter said, "Miss.Ecofreak? What are you doing?"
"Er… writing?" I said.
"You write insaneness. And why is Tess here?" Daxter asked.
"Er… to comfort you?" I suggested.
"I don't need comforting" Daxter said.
"Oh… fine" I said and Tess disappeared in a large explosion.
"Now I need comforting" the black ottsel (Daxter) said.
Well suddenly noticed Daxter wasn't in the car anymore so he went back to pick him up.
But as he came to the spot where Daxter had fallen of, the ottsel was gone.
"Dax? Where are you Daxter?" Well shouted.
"I beg you pardon ma'am but GET OFF!" a muffled voice from underneath the car said.
Well put the car in reverse and that's when he saw there was something fuzzy stuck on the wheel.
"Er… what were you doing under the wheel?" Well asked confused.
"I was trying to get a tan" Daxter complained.
"No problem! I've got a tan for you here!" Well said and picked up a black and brown rabbit (tana beautiful rabbit-breed) (Zakura: hey! What about me?)
Daxter threw the backup-wheel at Well before he jumped back into the car.
"Let's just get those lizards" he said.
So the happy leprechaun and the unhappy ottsel drove on to catch those lizards.
Daxter tried jumping out of the car once more to catch one but that only resulted in Well hitting the leaper with the car so it died (luckily this time Daxter managed to jump into the car before he was caught under it).
So he tried a third time, only to end up with a flut-flut instead of the leaper he was aiming for.
Daxter jumped of the bird and landed on a leaper next to it.
Then he tried to lead the leaper into the pen in the ruins, but then he crashed into a wall and the leaper died (they can't take a damn thing! Flut-fluts are much more solid)
The fourth time Daxter managed to mount a leaper he ran into some plants and don't you think the damn leaper died of that too? Man, this is getting annoying!
The fifth time Daxter actually managed to the get the leaper into the pen.
Then Well appeared to praise Daxter but nooooo. He drove too far with the buggy and hit the leaper in the pen so it died.
Daxter put Well into the cage with Jak and let Ehm drive instead.
And finally he managed to catch a leaper.
Only to see it be eaten by metalheads.
So Daxter called Tess and asked her to protect the leapers he got into the pen.
And finally, after trying seven times, they finally had a live leaper!
They decided to ignore the fact that this last leaper was suffering from a fatal heart-disease and would probably die in a few days so it could never be used for anything good.
"Dude, that leaper is sick" Damas said as he saw it.
"You told us to catch a leaper! You never said you wanted at healthy one!" Daxter complained.
"Yeah, and I'm too tired to go out there and catch more" Jak said, that didn't make much sense since he had spend the last few hours in a small cage.
"I don't like leapers. They are just bad imitations of us flut-fluts!" Well said.
Damas was about to ask how an animal could be a bad imitation of another but decided not to, after all, Well is an idiot.
"Whatever. You go take a nap and then we can go to the movies and see Shrek 2 tomorrow morning" Damas said.
In Japan people often end names with either san, kun or chan.
Zakura: are the tan-rabbits cuter than lopdwarf/polish?
Miss.Ecofreak: usually, yes. but not cuter than you of course
Zakura: thank you
Miss.Ecofreak: coughnotcough
Zakura: what?
Miss.Ecofreak: nothing. please review folks:)
