Miss.Ecofreak: yeah! finally update-time!

Zakura: where were you? I thouhgt you were stuck in a sandstorm!

Miss.Ecofreak: (looks out at snow-storm outside again) hm, this rabbit doesn't get out much. Since when have there been a sandstorm this close to the polar circle? espesially in Februar?

Zakura: why don't you just answer your reviews?

Miss.Ecofreak: good idea.

Answer to Well's fan (I shortened that): yepp. that line was a quote from lion king. I was thinking of having Daxter ask for Simba and Nala too but that was just too stupid?

Zakura: Nala? like Nala the rabbit?

Miss.Ecofreak: no, Nala the lion. She's the one Nala the rabbit got her name from.

Answer to Chibisess: I don't know if that cage is for sale, is it Damas?

Damas: are you nuts? How am I supposed to keep Jak and Kleiver for killing each other if I sell that cage?

Miss.Ecofreak: good point. But since you can't get the cage, here's a funny chapter instead, enjoy:)

CHAPTER SEVEN

VOLCANO

After watching Shrek 2 with Damas, the happy three friends decided to go visit the highly annoying monk.

So they used a car which jumped very well to reach the monk temple.

Nope, no one had ever told them where the temple was, but they were used to getting places without getting directions.

But when they reached the temple, they realised Seem wasn't home.

"Seem's not home" Jak said to those ignorant people who hadn't noticed that yet, "That's just great! I hate that monk!"
"Hey look! There's a hang-glider!" Well said, pointing at the hang-glider.

"How the hell did you see that? It's on the top of the building!" Daxter said.

So they climbed up to the top of the building to where the hang-glider was.

There was also a sign next to it.

This is what it said: Don't go to the volcano. Many monks have disappeared there so there could be a dangerous dark-maker-satellite there or it's nothing to worry about. Just ignore it. Love Seem.

Jak didn't really know what to wonder about the most.

The fact that the sign actually told what was in the volcano although no one had returned from it to tell the tale or the fact that Seem had signed it "Love Seem", as if it was a love-letter or something.

Then he noticed the volcano.

"Hey look! There's a volcano!" Jak said.

"Seem told us to ignore it" Well said.

"The first time Seem told me to ignore something I tripped over a dark-maker satellite" Jak said, "I don't want to do that again".

"You didn't crash into something when she told you to ignore the day star" Daxter said before he crashed into the day star (Miss.Ecofreak: and in case you haven't noticed, it's like thousands of kilometres up in the air)

Jak and Well looked at Daxter with a puzzled expression.

"What? Haven't you ever seen an ottsel crash in a dark-maker-ship before?" Daxter asked.

"Let's just ignore Seem's warning and go to the volcano anyway!" Jak said.

"Oh no! I am not getting on that thing!" Daxter complained, "See any feathers here? No fly a the ottsel!"
"I can't fly either. Flut-fluts are like ostriches" Well said.

But Jak tied up the two friends to the hang-glider and flew out to the volcano.

There they found a leaper running around.

"Look! There's a leaper who is not suffering from a fatal heart disease" Daxter said, "It might be useful"
So they caught the leaper and used it to reach new places (like the fourth light power which Jak still hadn't gotten.)
After riding the leaper for a few… say… days they found a dark maker satellite with a monk in front of it.

The monk was dead, and he/she/it was holding a dark thingy that looked very dangerous, or maybe it was just nothing to worry about.

"You've been hanging around with that monk haven't you?" Jak asked the author.

"Looks like it didn't agree with him" Daxter said and tried to take the dark thingy.

"Don't' touch it Daxter! Maybe you'll be transformed into an ottsel!" Jak warned.

"Look at me Jak, I look like a precursor and I have a soft fur which keeps me warm in the cold winter-nights. How can things get any worse?" Daxter asked and removed the dark thingy from the dead monk's hands.

But as he touched the thing he was suddenly transformed into an ottsel (he does that a lot) and dropped the thing because he was so shocked.

Jak caught it and disappeared.

"Hey! Where did Jak go?" Well asked.

Jak dropped the dark thingy in Well's head (for no good reason) and became visible again.

"Cool, I became invincible!" Jak said sounding happy.

"That's great Jak! Now you can sneak into a clothes shop and get me some soft underpants!" Daxter said.

"I don't think that's such a good idea. Then The Mask would come and pull it over your head" Jak said.

"Fine. Let's just get back" Daxter said.

So they got back by jumping through a teleport gate (the hang-glider broke) and then they were back in the monk temple.

Zakura: where did that teleport gate come from?

Miss.Ecofreak: I don't know and I don't care. All I care about is reviews!

Zakrua: hey!

Miss.Ecofreak: right. and you. plus a whole lot of other things. But I also want reviews! Send in some and I'll update this... tomorrow. hopefully.