Miss.Ecofreak: alright! Time to make fun of Seem again

Zakura: a bit. What about Well?

Answer to Well's fan: you call yourself Well's fan and you want to torment him? What's with you?

Zakura: Eco, you do the same thing.

Miss.Ecofreak: right. you always hurt the ones you love. Still, I didn't do anyhing to Well because he's got a habit of not being affected by dark eco simply because he doesn't like dark eco

Zakura: extremely stupid reason

Miss.Ecofreak: sure, and Ehm does not think he's a leaper.

Zakura: aw

Miss.Ecofreak: that was all I had to say about the no-name-cousins. Now it's time for another Veger-bashing and careless-Seem-containing chapter of Dork3! Nothing special.

CHAPTER EIGHT

FUN AT THE MONK TEMPLE

Back in the temple they went through some more challenges which the author was too lazy to write down and then they noticed Seem was talking to some strange Voger-looking guy… oh, it is Vegor (Veger: MY NAME IS VEGER! VEGER YOU ASSHOLE! Miss.Ecofreak: watch your language).

"I want no excuses!" he said, "You told me this could be done!"
"Yeah, we've never bothered to do it because we're not in a hurry" Seem said casually.

"What? But if I don't get down into the catacombs we'll all be killed by the day star!" Feger said.

"You don't have any proof that the day star is in fact a dark maker ship with a doomsday-device in it. It's probably nothing to worry about" Seem said.

"You are annoying!" Veyer said and walked away.

"NO! Don't leave me here in this scary temple!" Seem screamed and ran after Veget.

Jak, Well and Daxter looked at this conversation from a distance.

"What was that all about?" Jak wondered.

"Look! There's a large ottsel statue!" Daxter said.

And sure enough, there was a large ottsel statue standing in front of them

Why the hell there was an ottsel statue in a precursor temple nobody knew (except everyone who had completed Jak3).

Jak walked up to the statue with Well following after him and Daxter running in front of him (you could say Daxter walked up to it while the two others followed but Jak's the hero)

"Yo dark one" the ottsel statue/oracle said in a surfer kind of way, "Want a new power?"
"What kind of power is that?" Daxter asked.

"I was talking to the tall one, shorty!" the oracle said (I love that line).

"Hm, must be me" Jak said as he noticed Well and Daxter were both like two feet tall while he was… taller.

Then the oracle gave Jak a new power.

"Hey! The dark eco feels far away!" Jak said.
"Nah, it's over there in the corner" Daxter said pointing at a puddle of dark eco in the corner.

"What was that new power?" Well asked.

"I don't know" Jak said, "Better try it out"

Then he tried it out.

He transformed into Light Jak and healed himself.

Not that it was necessary because he already had full health.

"Hm, that was fun" Daxter said.
"Yeah. Now we can go do fun stuff" Jak said.

"Wait up! Clean up that mess you made before you go!" the oracle complained.
"But I don't want to!" Jak complained, "I want to go out and play soccer with my friends!"
"You're only three, that's not enough people to play soccer. Besides, two of you are hardly bigger than the ball".

"That's no problem, we'll use this ball instead" Well said, holding up a bowling-ball.

Sure, the bowling-ball is just the same size as a soccer-ball but Well doesn't know that, he's a (to use the words of Dr. Evil) freaking idiot.

"And my fleas will make up for the lack of players" Daxter said, throwing the ball at one of his fleas, "Catch it Charlie! Come on now! Run towards the goal!"
But Charlie didn't run.

"Charlie, why are you sleeping?" Daxter asked.

Charlie didn't answer; he just kept on sleeping, not snoring, not kicking in his sleep, not breathing…

"Charlie's dead Dax" the oracle said.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hold on, how do you know my name?" Daxter asked.

"I am almighty" the oracle said.

"Bruce Almighty?" Jak asked.

"No, just almighty. I know everything" the oracle said, "So if you got an important question to ask me, now's your chance".

"Okay! Fine. I'm going to ask something" Jak said, thinking for a long time what he was going to ask.

"I know Jak! Why don't you ask him who your father is?" Daxter asked.

"Dude, what kind of lame-ass question is that?" Jak asked, "I know! Where's the ball I lost when I was five?"
"It's buried under two hundred years of sand you idiot" the oracle said, "Do you have a question flut-flut?"

Then everyone was surprised because the oracle actually called Well a flut-flut seeing that everyone (except Well himself) knew that he was a leprechaun.

"Yes. Do you have kids?" Well asked.

"Yes" the oracle said shortly, "Five hundred of them. What about you ottsel?"
"I'm going to ask something I've always wondered" Daxter said, "Why does Well think he's a flut-flut?"
"Hey! I am a flut-flut!" Well said.

"He's an idiot" was the answer, "Now clean up and get out, you annoy me".

So Jak cleaned up the dark eco puddle he spilled and walked out with his friends to play soccer, after having a funeral for Daxter's flea of course.

After the soccer-match they had to have another funeral as well, for all the fleas who was crushed under Well's bowling ball.

One good thing came out of it though, Daxter was flea-free.

Zakura: oh. those poor fleas (cries)

Miss.Ecofreak: (giggles) ottsel statue

Zakura: what was the meaning of that? it's a precursor temple

Miss.Ecofreak: (giggle) ottsels... honestly

Zakura: hellooooo? Rabbit to human? What's the deal with the ottsel statue?

Miss.Ecofreak: (laughing out loud)

Zakura: geeeez... Well, since Ecofreak is laughing her head of right now, I guess I will have to ask you to review, and you might make her stop laughing.

Miss.Ecofreak: (still laughing) those silly little rats.