Miss.Ecofreak: New chapter! I was planning to upload this yesterday but the power kept disappearing so I didn't bother log on to the internet. damn powercuts! It happened in the middle of South Park so I missed a couple of minutes!
Zakura: whoooo,scary.
Miss.Ecofreak: and I wasn't even able to watch Naruto!
Zakura: AAAAA!
Miss.Ecofreak: now she reacted. Then again Naruto doesn't play on norwegian TV so I never miss it anyway (giggles) Oh yeah, reviews.
Answer to Chibisess: I have no idea how many movies they have been watching but in this storyI think there's only one (one damn funny one too) Maybe they'll let you come and watch if you bring your own popcorn (they don't like to share)
Answer to Shadesofblood: fine, so she is a girl, but I think I said ages ago to not mention it all the time. I get a bit sick of people telling me that Seem is female (or that one person who said male). Anyways, I'm glad you liked my fic:)
Answer to Wells "fan": Don't you like Well anymore?;) As for precursors and fleas... Humans have lice too you know, no one's perfect.
Miss.Ecofreak: and to everyone else who reviewed: thank you! you make me a happy precursor!
Zakura: you're not a precursor
Miss.Ecfreak: but I can pretend I am (smiles) anyway, there is a tiny yaoi alert in this chapter
Zakura: coming from you?
Miss.Ecofreak: yeah. but it's small, so if you don't like homosexual releationships, ignore it. It's hardly hints anyway. Enjoy:)
CHAPTER NINE
RESCUE STUPID WASTELANDERS CAUGHT IN STUPID STORM
Sp after the soccer match and the funeral(s) the sad three friends went back to Spargus in their Mercedes.
Zakura: hold on a second! Stop the story!
Miss.Ecofreak: what's wrong?
Zakura: didn't they go to the temple in a dune hoper? Not a Mercedes!
Miss.Ecofreak: er… it evolved?
Zakura: cars don't evolve, Eco.
Miss.Ecofreak: fine! Daxter inherited the car from one of his fleas, happy now?
Back in Spargus they met Damas; he was running around in his room in wild panic.
"There's a storm coming! Hide! Hurry! Five men are trapped in the desert! They are going to die! We're all doomed!" he screamed.
"Relax you fatherly figure" Jak said, "Why are we all doomed when there are only five people out in the desert?"
"They were the only ones who know how to make French fries" Damas explained.
Everyone gasped.
"No way!" Cornelius said.
"That's horrible!" Civilian Guy said.
"Why? HICK. Why?" Erol cried.
"Yeah, why the hell are you here? You're supposed to be dead!" Jak said to his old drunken enemy.
"Oh, right. HICK! I'll go now" Erol said and walked away, drunk.
"We have to save those men! Or there will be no more French fries!" Well said.
They all agreed, so they all went out (absolutely everyone who has appeared in this fic minus those who are dead) to save the poor men.
Unfortunately, before they reached the fifth guy, Ashelin and Keira started fighting over Jak and Jak felt so loved.
The fight went on, and everyone was to busy watching to care about the French fries-making guy who was currently dying.
And as soon as the fight seemed to be over (Keira had ran away crying) all the others decided to help the poor guy before he died.
Then suddenly out of the blue, Torn figured he wanted to be Jak's lover.
So Ashelin and Torn started fighting.
No one ever thought about asking Jak what he thought.
"Stupid wastelanders caught in stupid storm" Jak muttered, "They make all my friends fight".
Sure, the wastelanders had nothing to do with Jak's friends fighting; in fact, it was Jak's fault for being so sexy.
After a while, Ashelin ran away too and Torn was appointed the winner.
But before they got to the dying wastelander, Keira returned.
Then everyone got to their senses and left Torn and Keira to kill each other while they went to save the wastelander.
But as they got to the wastelander…
"Oh crap! He's already dead!" Damas cried.
Ehm walked up to the wastelander and stuck a stick up his nose.
"Yup, he's dead alright" he said, "No living person has ever let me do this on their nose. Right Damas? You wouldn't want me to stick a stick up your nose would you?"
Damas stuck a stick up Ehm's mouth to make him shut up while Jak walked up to the dead guy… still confused over the fact that his body didn't disappear as other bodies would.
"Cool, a dark crystal" he said.
"HEY! I want that!" Seem said and took the crystal out of Jak's hands.
Suddenly, a dark maker satellite appeared.
"On second thought, you can have it" she said and throw the crystal back at Jak, who got it in his eye, and that hurt, a lot.
"Hey! I got the crystal in my eye and that hurt a lot!" Jak said. I already said that!
Then the dark maker satellite shot him.
"That hurt even more" Jak said, and ran away screaming.
"There goes our planet's last hope" Daxter said.
"Don't worry. Be happy" Seem said, "It's probably nothing to worry about anyway, just ignore it".
Whatever Daxter was supposed to ignore Seem couldn't tell because she too was shot by the satellite.
"Hey! That hurt god damn it!" she screamed and threw her make-up at the dark maker satellite.
That was too much for the dark satellite, it broke down and Jak returned.
"There's no reason to thank me. I only did what I had to do" he said as his fan club (aka: Torn, Ashelin and Keira) all started fighting again.
Zakura: Jak took the pride for Seem's actions. that's Daxter's job!
Miss.Ecofreak: you're right. bad Jak
Jak: sorry, won't do it again
Miss.Ecofreak: you're grounded!
Jak: nooooo! oh wait, you're not my mother
Miss.Ecofreak: no... but i can call her
Jak's mother on a cloud: you're grounded!
Jak: aw
