Miss.Ecofreak: I'm back with another (hopefully) hilarious chapter!

Zakura: And to another Arena fight.

Miss.Ecofreak: but first, let's answer some reviews

Answer to Chibisess: It's nice that you like Damas, there wouldn't be any Dork3 without him. Or.. it would, but without Damas, Spargus wouldn't have any king, baron Praxis wouldn't have anyone tobetray and Jak's mother would have a baby outside marrige.

Zakura: anyhing wrong with that? my mom got kids outside of marriage and wiht two different males too!

Miss.Ecofreak: rabbits don't get married. But still. here's another arena fight for all you who like to see weak people die

All those who like to see weak people die: JAY!

CHAPTER 10

ANOTHER ARENA FIGHT

When Jak came back to Spargus that day he was a happy elf.

He had just figured out there were no less than three persons in this story who liked him.

The only thing that annoyed him was that one of them was a male.

Then another thing came up which annoyed Jak.

He had to fight in another arena fight.

"But…" Jak started.

"No buts! You are going to fight to the death weather you like it our not!" Damas said, "Because we like to watch weak people die"

"Fine, that's a good reason" Jak said and walked to the arena.

In the arena, lots of weak people died and the people cheered.

Jak however, didn't die; neither did his friends and another dude who was standing behind a large block.

That dude was called Sig, and he was an old friend of Jak.

"Sig! An old friend of mine!" Jak said as he saw Sig, "I thought you were in Norway watching TV"

"Why the hell would I want to do that?" Sig asked confused, "Norwegian TV don't show Naruto (Sad isn't it?) And hey! This is an arena fight; we have to fight to the death".

"Oh... ok" Jak said and pointed his gun at Sig's only remaining eye.

"No! Don't kill me!" Sig screamed and ran up and hid behind Damas' throne.

"Blasphemy! One must kill the other!" Damas said.

"Yeah, and that means they have to be completely dead! Not fainted, loosing a leg or loosing a head. Real dead!" Ehm said.

"People do die when they loose their heads" Pecker commented.

"Real dead as you will be if you keep talking" Damas said to the leprechaun.

"Aw, come on Damas, I've already beaten three arena tests!" Ehm said.

Perhaps you're wondering how Ehm, who is just shorter than Daxter, can beat thee arena tests; I can tell you he bored his rivals to death by talking nonsense.

"But I don't want to die" Sig said shivering.

"How the hell did he become a wastelander?" Damas wondered while trying to hit a hyperactive leprechaun in its head with his throne (man, he's strong!)

"I don't want to kill my friend either" Jak said.
"Nope, but I want to!" Well said before Jak pulled his cap over his head.

"He's such a sissy" Seem muttered, she was currently wearing a t-shirt saying "Ottsels are courageous".

"Who the hell invited Seem here? She's an annoying transsexual bitch!" Damas said and threw Seem out in the desert were she was eaten by snakes… not; I need her for later appearances.

So Seem survived, but she sat outside in the desert crying.

Back in the city, Damas was not a happy person either.

"You two are such wimps" he said to Jak and Sig, "But you can have one new chance. Sig, because you were such a good spy and Jak because you remind me of my kid, he was a damn sissy too"

"Hey!" Jak said, "I'm no wimp! And I bet your kid isn't either, because I am no wimp and you always say I'm exactly like your kid!"
"Not exactly. You have another name and are older" Damas said.

"I could have changed my name and time-travelled so I became older" Jak said.

"Yeah right. And I'm the former king of Haven City" Damas said.

Damas brought the four friends to his castle where they watched Lord of the rings before Damas gave them a new mission.

"I want you too go out in the wasteland and kill some metalheads" he said.

"Wasteland? But there are metalheads in the wasteland!" Sig said.

Hm, he's changed since Dork2, how weird.

"Relax man, they are no match for your peacemaker" Damas said.

"But…but….but… I lost the peacemaker when I was eaten by a large centipede back in Dork2" Sig said, fine, that explains a lot.

"Why don't you just go to the supermarket and by a new one?" Jak asked.

"What a glorious idea!" Sig said, and then he ran out the door.

"Great, now that he's gone let's hurry up and eat his pudding" Damas said.

So they all jumped into Sig's backpack to get his pudding.

Ehm was tied up to a rock while the others were eating to prevent him from becoming even more hyper.

Sig returned after half and hour.
"What took you so long?" Damas asked angrily, he wasn't really angry that Sig was taking to much time buying himself a new peacemaker, he was angry that Sig hadn't bought more than one bowl of pudding and that Jak, Daxter and Well…ehm…eh had eaten it.

"Sorry, I had to go to New York to buy a new gun. They were sold out everywhere else" Sig said.

"Krew was sold out too?" Jak asked.

"You guys shot Krew in Dork2, remember?" Sig said.

Jak didn't remember that, he had a concussion because Damas had hit him in the head with his throne after Jak had eaten his part of the pudding.

Wow, Damas is still strong! He can lift his throne and use it as a hammer/wheel (remember he hit Ehm in the head with a wheel earlier)!

"So… can you go out take out the metalheads now?" Damas asked.

"No! I want to see what happens next!" Well said, he was referring to the lord of the rings DVD-collection they had just watched.

"We've already watched the whole trilogy! Extended DVD edition!" Damas said.

"You mean there's no sequel?" Well asked.

"No" Damas answered.

"Who are you again?" Jak asked; he still had a concussion, probably amnesia and memory-loss as well.

"I'm Damas, king of Spargus" Damas said to Jak.

"And who's the rat?" Jak asked who was still suffering from concussion… this can take a while.

"That's Daxter; you've known each other since you were kids" Damas answered, "Now can you please leave?"
"Not until you give me some of that pudding!" Ehm said.

Ehm didn't get any pudding.

He wasn't supposed to be on the mission anyway so what he meant didn't matter.

Jak, Daxter, Well and Sig drove out to the wasteland.

Sig was driving because none of them trusted Jak to drive because he had a concussion and Well had always been a bad driver while Daxter was so traumatised because of the class two race that he never wanted to get close to a steering wheel ever again.

He was sitting in the back of the car, throwing things at the steering wheel.

They found a metalheadcave behind a bunch of metalhead eggs that they ate for breakfast.

Daxter ate his raw; he was part weasel so he liked them best that way.

Sig and Well got fried eggs while Jak didn't want to come near them because he thought they contained a large chicken monster (like the one in Jimmy Neutron the movie), he had obviously gotten himself some kind of brain damage after Damas hit him in the head with his throne.

After breakfast Sig drove his car into the cave with the happy three friends aboard.

Jak and his friends where in the car as well, and they threw out the cute little animals so they all died in many different and horrible ways (Eco: Happy Three Friends is a cartoon series I once saw on the internet, it's about cute little animals who die in different horrible ways. Zakura: you are sick!)

Once they were inside the cave they started killing metalheads till the metalheads were dead.

Then they hurried out, because there was a lot of poisonous gas in the cave.

"And that's a bad thing?" Jak asked.

"That is a very bad thing Jak" Daxter answered.

He took Jak's stupid question as a sign that he was recovering, which was a good thing.

Either that or his insaneness came from the brain damage he had gotten, but Jak had been insane since Dork2 so it was hard to say if he was recovering or not.

So after writing a fairly stupid and random chapter of her story, Miss.Ecofreak proceeded to the next chapter.

Miss.Ecofreak: that's all I had for you today, hope to see you again sometime.

Zakura: chances are you have never seen any of the readers

Miss.Ecofreak: fine, let's say it in anohter way: I hope to see your reviews again sometime.

Zakura: better. review boys, girls, men, women and rabbits of all sexes.

Miss.Ecofreak: both sexes Zak.