Miss.Ecofreak: another chappy, jay! I've got quite a few reviews to answer so I'll start by doing that.
Answer to Something Stupid: Oh, you poor person. (Cries) I haven't actually seen the animes you talk about her but I've read Dragonball (the original). It's quite fun, not as fun as Naruto though.
Answer to Eco Girl: nope, Mercedes don't jump. I have no idea how Jak and Daxter made that work.
Answer to Eco Girl again: You don't know? Have you completed Jak3? SPOILER! The precursors are ottsels, seriously. (PS: Count Vygur has a message for you)
Veger: MY NAME IS VEGER! WHY DOESN'T ANYONE SEE THAT?
Answer to Well's ceiling fan: good question. Let's ask shall we?
Miss.Ecofreak: Daxter, what did you throw on the steering wheel?
Daxter: oh, that was a lot of different things
Zakura (tired of not talking for this entire chapter): like what?
Daxter: lets see, it was a steering wheel, Sasuke's teddy bear (ah! now we know why Sasuke lost his in Dork2!) Miss.Ecofreak's collection of Naruto-comics, an Ashlee Simpson-cd, Miss.Ecofreak's little brother's collection of Dragonball-comics, a bunch of Duel Masters-dvds, Miss.Ecofreak's diktionari, Errol's beer bottles and a cat.
Miss.Ecofreak: well that answers your ques... hey! So you're the one who took my comic-books!
Jak: Give me back my CD damn it!
Sasuke: what the? I've never had a teddy bear
Zakura: Sasuke!
Everyone expept Daxter, Zakura and Sasuke: (attacks Daxter)
Zakura: (hugs Sasuke)
CHAPTER 11
RETURN OF THE T-SHIRT-SALESWOMAN
After recovering from concussion Jak was driving aimlessly around in the desert while his two companions, Well and Daxter, were sitting on top of the car throwing eggs at the passing marauders.
No wonder the marauders keep shooting at Jak as he drives through the desert minding his own business.
But as he drove around aimlessly in the desert he suddenly noticed Ashelin had opened a new t-shirt-stand at an oasis.
"Jak! I was hoping you might appear!" Ashelin said as the happy three friends arrived.
"Hi! Um… Ashley" Jak said, fine, so he's not fully recovered.
"What are you doing here Ashelin?" Daxter said.
"I was looking for you, and I thought I might sell some t-shirts while I was here" Ashelin said.
Suddenly Jak noticed Seem was standing behind Ashelin, looking at shirts.
Seem herself was wearing one saying "Ottsels have beautiful wings" and was looking at one saying "What are you talking about? Ottsels don't have wings!"
"Well, here we are. What did you want… um… Ashline" Jak said.
"I wanted to ask you to come back to Haven City! The city needs you! I need you" Ashelin said.
"I need you more!" Keira said from Ashelin's zoomer, she was wearing a t-shirt saying "I need Jak".
"I need you more than anyone!" Torn said from Ashelin's zoomer, he was wearing a shirt saying "I need Praxis".
"The city threw me out! Er… they did throw me out, right?" Jak said.
"Yes… but don't worry about what Vegyr said" Ashelin said.
"IT'S VEGER!" Veger said from Ashelin's zoomer.
"Damn it! How many people are hiding in my zoomer?" Ashelin asked.
Veger looked back into the zoomer.
"Er… I can see Keira, Torn, Miss.Ecofreak the dark precursor, Kor, Krew, Sig, the crocadog, Cornelius, Civilian Guy, myself, Tess, Torn, Pecker, Damas' son, Damas' daughter, Jak, Zakura, Kyuubi (a nine tailed demon fox), Ashelin, Veger, Seem, George, Roger Rabbit, lots of baby-rabbits (Eco: there are one male and one female rabbit in the zoomer, what had you expected?) junk-food and Sig" he said.
"Then what are Keira, Torn, Miss.Ecofreak the dark precursor, Kor, Krew, Sig, the crocadog, Cornelius, Civilian Guy, myself, Tess, Torn, Pecker, Damas' son, Damas' daughter, Jak, Zakura, Naruto, Ashelin, Veger, Seem, George, Roger Rabbit, lots of baby-rabbits, junk-food and Sig doing in my zoomer?" Ashelin asked.
"Trying to find my missing cat" Keira, Torn, Miss.Ecofreak the dark precursor, Kor, Krew, Sig, the crocadog, Cornelius, Civilian Guy, myself, Tess, Torn, Pecker, Damas' son, Damas' daughter, Jak, Zakura, Sasuke, Ashelin, Veger, Seem, George, Roger Rabbit, junk-food and Sig answered in unison.
"We were born here" the baby rabbits said.
"There are no cats in my zoomer so get out" Ashelin said.
So Keira, Torn, Miss.Ecofreak the dark precursor, Kor, Krew, Sig, the crocadog, Cornelius, Civilian Guy, myself, Tess, Torn, Pecker, Damas' son, Damas' daughter, Jak, Zakura, Sakura, Ashelin, Veger, Seem, George, Roger Rabbit, lots of baby-rabbits, junk-food and Sig jumped out of Ashelin's zoomer and they all went their separate ways to get home.
All except Zakura who went and dropped her kids at an orphanage, because at three months old, she didn't feel ready to become a mother.
"Good, now that they're gone. Please come back to the city Jak! Or we'll all die!" Ashelin said.
"Then you should have thought about that before you threw me out here to die!" Jak said, "That really hurt my feelings you know".
"But you are Mar's heir! Actually you should have been the ruler of Haven City; I bet that gives you some kind of responsibility!" Ashelin said.
"Sorry Lillian, I don't want to" Jak said, completely forgetting Ashelin's name.
"So the hero I knew did die in the desert" Ashelin said disappointed.
"No, but I have a mayor concussion right now and a memory like a leaky cauldron" Jak answered, "I'm surprised I even remember your name!"
"You don't remember my name" Ashelin reminded him.
"See? I even forgot that!" Jak said, "Who are you again?"
Ashelin decided to ignore Jak's question because she felt she was going to hear that a lot in the future anyway, instead she walked back to the zoomer and picked out a couple of things.
One was the seal of Mar, and the other was Jak's jetboard.
"Keira wanted you to have this" she said and gave Jak the jetboard, "And this seal is only in the way so you can have that too".
"Gee, how generous of you to give me the stuff you stole from me last week" Jak said, "Why don't you give me the magazine you borrowed too while we're at it?"
"How come you remember the magazine and nothing else?" Ashelin asked.
"What were we talking about again?" Jak asked.
"Nothing. Bye Jak" Ashelin said and left before Jak remembered, she liked that magazine and had no intention of giving it back.
After Ashelin had gone, Jak said "You know what guys? I really wished I could see Ashelin again".
His friends looked at him with a puzzled expression, until they remembered Jak's brain damage and decided to ignore it.
Miss.Ecofreak: I hope you've learned your lesson young ottsel
Daxter: (is stuck in Zakura's cage) this is getting old
Damas: suits you for stealing my steering wheel.
Miss.Ecofreak: What did you think of Jak always forgetting things? I want to know, and what you think about other stuff in the story as well
Daxter: and tell her it's stupid to shut me in here because of some stupid manga-books!
Zakura: ignore him. review:)
