Miss.Ecofreak: what the?

Answer to Something Stupid: don't do that! if you commit suicide I will loose a reader! and that would make me very sad, besides, killing yourself because of lack of animated series is quite stupid. I'm sure more will come. Don't shot either! There will be no more funny dork3 if I die. It's limited how fun you can make riding a catacomb-subrail, so I wrote in others stupid stuff instead

Zakura: like large explosions?

Miss.Ecofreak: no.. what makes you think there are large explosions in this chapter?

Zakura: a sixt sence

Miss.Ecofreak: it needs to be fixed, like my ps2-remote control(glares at Zakura)

Zakura: you know, Sony shouldn't make their wires so soft, biting a hole in it was easy!

CHAPTER 12

THE LARGE EXPLOSION

Here comes another long monk temple test… great.

Let's just skip to the part where they enter the catacombs (no, not the ones under the palace), Jak used his seal to open a door and then they found a catacomb.

"That was fast" Well said.

"The easiest monk temple test I've ever been trough… I think" Jak said.

"Yeah, but what now? We could really need held from a precursor right now" Daxter said, "Where are those fuzzballs when we need them?"
Meanwhile in the old metalhead nest.

"Well I would have helped, IF YOU HAD REMEMBER TO GET ME OUT OF THIS ROCK!" a voice from inside a green crystal said.

Quite odd that the unhatched precursor could hear what they were saying when Jak and co were far far away.

"What are all these fairy tale-characters doing here?" Daxter asked.

Ok, not that far away.

Just then Pecker appeared.

"There you are! Onin says we must get back to Haven City!" he said.

"How do you know? You haven't seen her since we left Haven City" Daxters said.

"Phone" Pecker answered casually.

"The old hag doesn't even speak! How can she use a phone?" Daxter asked.

"She sent me an mms, and it's a really nice one too" Pecker said, "Want to see?" he showed them his phone, on it there was a colour picture of Haven City on fire.

"Kind of explains why we must get back too"

Jak activated the little yellow thingy with his seal.

"This isn't as good as the air train, but it'll do" Jak said.

So they drove through the catacombs and found an old eco mine.

"Looks like an old eco mine" Jak said.

"The author already said that, now let's explore" Daxter said and then they went exploring until they found a bomb train.

"Watch it! It could be haunted!" Well said as he saw the eco train.

Jak, Daxter and Pecker looked at Well with a puzzled expression.

"That was the most random thing I've ever heard" Jak said, "And I should know, I hang around that boy", he pointed at Daxter who gave him a death glare.

"I know! Let's use this train to create a large explosion!" Cornelius said.

"What the f are you doing here?" Jak asked.

"I want to use the bomb train to create a large explosion!" Cornelius said.

"And why should we do that?" Daxter asked.

"Because I like large explosions!" Cornelius explained, "Besides, we can use the hole created by the large explosion to get into Haven City."

Jak looked at Cornelius with wide eyes, "Great Cornelius! We can use the hole created by the large explosion to get to Haven City! And large explosions are a lot of fun" he said (Eco: this line was inspired by a Norwegian comedy, some guys try to figure out different stuff and then this woman named Britt comes by and gives them a good advice, that makes this one dude look at her wide-eyed before he says "Great Britt!" in Norwegian of course)

So they lead the train towards the wall they wanted to blow up.

Then they saw that the railway was full of holes, they had to do something to fix them.

"Let's make new rails of Well's beard" Jak suggested.

"No way! Use Daxter's beard!" Well complained.

"I don't have beard birdbrain!" Daxter said, "We'll use his shoes".

"That's no use. We have to use his nose" Pecker said.

"How about using his eyes?" Cornelius said.

"Why is everything about me? Why can't we just call the railway-workers?" Well asked.

Jak looked at Well wide-eyed, "Great Well! We'll call the railway-workers!" he said.

And so they did.

And the railway-workers came and fixed the rails and finally, the bomb train was able to reach the wall.

Jak and Cornelius shivered with excitement as the train reached the wall.

But to their great disappointment, there was only a medium-sized explosion.

That made both of the elves cry.

"Stop that, it's pathetic" Daxter said.

So Jak and Cornelius stopped instantly.

"Hey Jak, I noticed something" Well said, "Is your brain damage finally healed?"
"No, but I've made these notes so I remember everyone's names" Jak explained showing Well the notes he had made, "Either that or it's healed, I've just forgot it"

The happy five friends kept walking, until they met an old friend.

"Ginny! How good to see you!" Jak said.

"What the? My name is not Ginny and I'm not a friend of yours!" the guy who's name was not Ginny and who was not Jak's friend.

"Relax Gerev, why are you so angry? And what are you doing down here anyway?" Daxter asked.

"IT'S VEGER DAMN YOU!" Veger said, "And I'm here to make sure that eco freak doesn't get back to Haven City".
"Who me?" Cornelius asked.

"No… I was talking to your friend" Veger said.

"Who me?" Tanya asked.

"NO damn it! The eco freak!" Veger said.

No reaction.

"Jak!" Veger said.

Still no reaction.

"Psst, you're Jak" Daxter whispered.

"Oh right, so what are you going to do to stop me?" Jak asked Veger.

"I'm going to make this robot attack you" Veger said.

Then a large precursor ro… no, it's an ottsel robot.

"Wow! A large mechanic Daxter!" Well said.

"And it's attacking!" Cornelius screamed and ran away, following Veger who had also ran away.

So Jak, Well, Daxter and Pecker were left to fight the ottsel robot.

Jak threw a bucket of water on it, and then it broke down.

Piece of cake baby!

Miss.Ecofreak: well, that was weird

Zakura: but is it funny?

Miss.Ecofreak: don't ask me, ask the readers. Another ottsel (giggles)

Zakura: jikes.