Disclaimer: The Philosophers' legacy shall be mine! But I still don't own the MGS series.
A/N: This is with regards to my last chapter. Let it be known that I do not support the random killing and eating of animals (especially if they're rare and exotic.) So don't go be eating anything you find on the street boys and girls. Dead…OR alive.
Chapter 2: Pringles potato chips. (Sour cream and onion flavor.)
Snake: (calls Paramedic.)
Paramedic: Hey, you got some Pringles potato chips!
Snake: ……what?
Paramedic: Pringles potato chips! It a type of snack food, akin to the calorie mate or instant noodles. But much better! It's got the whole world in a storm! Once you pop, the fun never stops!
Snake: ……okayyyyy.
Paramedic: Hey, what flavor is it?
Snake: Err, Sour cream and onion.
Paramedic: Ahhh, sour cream and onion. Pop those delectable and savory crisps into your mouth and crunch away! Smooth sour cream flavor and a delicious onion taste make for finger lickin' goodness!
Snake: ………So, it's edible?
Paramedic: What? Oh yeah, yeah it's edible alright. Go right ahead; just be careful not to get addicted though. (Signs off.)
Snake: (Stares at the tube of Pringles potato chips (Sour cream and onion flavor) for a few moments before opening it and eating one.)
Barely noticeable stamina recovery. (What? You didn't expect one single potato chip, no matter how delicious, to give a decent stamina recovery didn't you?)
Snake: I want some more! (Eats another one.)
Barely noticeable stamina recovery.
Snake: Now THAT'S, DAMN good! (Eats another one.)
Barely noticeable stamina recovery.
Snake: Mmmmm… delicious! (Eats another one.)
Barely noticeable stamina recovery.
(This continues until the whole tube is empty, altogether giving snake a great stamina recovery.)
Snake: More…mo…re… (Call paramedic)
Snake: Par…dic…mo…mor…chips…
Paramedic: No! Snake; don't give in to the addiction! Fight it! FIGHT IT!
Major Zero: Snake! Concentrate on the mission!
Snake: mo…more chips…(Signs off)
Major Zero/Paramedic: SNAKE! NO!
Snake: (Wanders off in search of more Pringles potato chip, sour cream and onion flavor preferably but not necessary.) More…chips…
End Chapter
A/N: Can't find much nutritious information on Pringles. And yes, I am well aware that it did not exist back in Russia during the 1960s. But hey, So didn't the Shagohod or the Cobra unit right?
