Miss.Ecofreak: more randomness, but now we're back in Haven City

Answer to Something Stupid: I don't make sense either. At least not in this story:) Glad you liked my story though.

Answer to Red Hawk K'sani: are you done laughing now? Here's even more for you to laugh at

Answer to Well...Ehm...eh's fan: I have absolutely no idea. People tend to pop up from nowhere in this fic

Zakura: and now, here's the next chapter of Dork3

CHAPTER 13

RANDOM HAPPENINGS IN HAVEN CITY

After the long and hard fight against Veger's ottsel robot, Jak, Daxter, Well and Pecker finally found themselves in the ruins of some city-section (I don't know the names of all the sections).

Pecker flew of, because he was not needed.

"Well this is a really ugly piece of city" Jak said, and then he noticed one house which looked completely wrecked, no wonder since the palace had fallen over it, "Hah! What a dorky looking house! Wonder who lived there?"

"That's your house Jak" Daxter commented.

"Oh… it's a nice house though" Jak said.

Then suddenly Civilian Guy appeared out of the blue.

"Civilian you old random person! What are you doing here?" Well asked.

"I am outraged!" Civilian Guy said, "I am outraged beyond words! Although I do have something to say"
"Hey line-thief! That's my line!" Pecker yelled before flying of again.

"I have signed a contract" Civilian said, holding up a random piece of paper which in fact was a picture of a rabbit sketched by his three-year-old son, Little Guy, "Which says I am going to appear in Dork2, and Dork3! Then how come I've been absent in this story?"
"You haven't been absent, Jak stole your gun in chapter five" Well said.

"I was just passing by! The point is! I want my big role back! If Erol hadn't killed himself I would be in the records book by now! And when I became famous you would beg me to star in the next dork-parody" Civilian complained before Jak shot him.

"Happy now? You've got your old part back" he said.

"Jay" Civilian Guy moaned.

As they left Civilian Guy bleeding on the ground the happy three friends walked towards New Haven City, a better-looking part of the city they encountered a large force field and two people with plastic bags over their heads.

The tallest person had a t-shirt saying "I miss Jak", the smallest person had a t-shirt saying "I miss Mar".

"Hi Keira! Hi Samos!" Jak said, surprising everyone by recognising the two masked people.

Keira and Samos took of the bags of their heads and looked at Jak with a puzzled expression.

"How did you know it was us?" Samos asked.

"Your t-shirts" Jak said.

Samos looked down on his shirt, "man! I knew I shouldn't have picked the one which had my name written on the inside!" he said.

"Why is there a large force field here?" Daxter asked.

"Because Veger found it pretty" Samos said, "You have to find another way in or…"
"Hello! I'm still standing here!" Keira yelled to remind everyone she was still standing there.

"…We'll all be screwed".

"And that's a bad thing right?" Jak asked, as he was staring at the girl of his dreams, weather this was Keira, or Zakura who just happened to be standing by chewing on my ps2-remote-control (stupid rabbit) no one knows.

"That is a very bad thing Jak" Samos said, "Perhaps you should ask your father for help"
"I've tried! But he won't return my calls" Jak said.

"How can you call him anyway? You don't have his number" Daxter said.

"Why do you always sound like you know everything about Chinese traditions?" Jak asked.

"Because I do!" Daxter answered, "I had a project about it in school".

"Hello! Keira to earth! Can anybody see me?" Keira yelled.

"Well, we better get going, let's find a way into New Haven City" Well said.

So the happy three friends walked away, ignoring Keira who was now painting on the hokage-monument… what the? (Hokagethe most powerful ninja in Village Hidden in Leaves in Naruto)

Finally, they found a random way into the port.

"Ah, the port. Looks just as wet as ever" Daxter said.

"If you climbed up from the water you wouldn't get so wet" Jak said.

Daxter looked down at his feet, and sure enough, the water reached his neck.

"Hmmm, I think I'm drowning" Daxter said before sinking.

Jak picked his best friend up and walked towards the Naughty Ottsel formerly known as Hip Hog Heaven.

Inside, there was a mess.

"Ew! What an ugly place! Who owns this ugly bar?" Daxter said.

"Dax, this is your bar remember?" Jak said, "Or did you catch concussion from me?"
"No way, everyone knows chickenpox isn't contagious" Daxter said and rolled his eyes, "Stop being such a moron Jim"

Suddenly Torn appeared out of nowhere.

"Jak! My one true love! You're back!" he said.

But before he had time to give his "one true love" a welcome-kiss, Jak had gone.

After a couple of hours, Daxter and Well managed to find Jak hiding in the freedom league headquarters and dragged him back.

When they returned to Naughty Ottsel, Torn had come to his senses and were standing over a map.

"So Tornyboy, what are you doing here in Daxter's place?" Well asked.

"Drinking?" Torn said.

"Must be a commander-thing" Jak commented, remembering the old KG-commander, who was in fact sitting on a chair next to them…

"HICK!"
…drinking.

"Fine, I'm not really drinking. We needed a southern HQ and I liked the ottsel sign outside. We use it for target practice" Torn said.

"Ha ha, I pity the guy who made that sign" Daxter said.

"Problem is, we are unable to get back to the freedom league HQ" Torn said.

"That doesn't sound too good" Jak said.

So, since the author was to lazy to write in a mission here, Torn turned on the communicator.

"Ashelin? This is Torn, Jak's back" Torn said.

"Great, but can it wait until later? I was reading this very important magazine" Ashelin said, her face appeared on the screen, and the friends could see she was in fact reading a magazine called Shonen Jump.

Jak reached into the 3d-screen and grabbed the magazine.

"Mine" He said, clutching the magazine to his chest.

Suddenly, the transmission was interrupted and Cyber-Errol's face appeared on the screen.

"Errol!" Jak said and dropped the magazine in surprise.

"That's HICK right! I live!" Errol said, he didn't have to say that, in fact it was rather pointless of him to intercept the transmission because he was three meters away from Torn, "And I am more advanHICKced than ever! My name as an extra R in it HICK and I have more polygons than a regular PS-one screen!"

Everyone gasped, except Errol who was laughing.

"How are we going to beat such an advanced enemy?" Jak said.

"It's impossible! But we have to try or we'll all die anyway" Torn said.

"But I don't want to die anyway!" Daxter said.

"No. why don't we just go back to Sandover with the kid?" Well asked.

"Because Samos and the kid took the last riftrider" Torn said, "And Keira is to busy complaining about lack of appearances to make a new one"
"Who's Keira again?" Daxter asked before Jak hit him in the head with his Shonen Jump-magazine.

Miss.Ecofreak: (glares at Zakura) damn it! lay of my ps2-remote control!

Zakura: what's your problem? It doesn't work anyway.

Miss.Ecofreak: gee, wonder why? Thanks to you I can't play Jak3 anymore! Why can't you find something else to chew on? (cries)

Zakura: humans...