Miss.Ecofreak: Another funny chapter up.
Zakura: hey! what's with the title?
Miss.Ecofreak: you'll see
Answer to Eco Girl: I don't know. I haven't been to college either (We don't have real college in Norway) so I don't really see if that would make him stupider.
Miss.Ecofreak: anyhow, on with the chapter.
CHAPTER 14
DESTROY THE BARRIER AND ALL MANGA, ANIME AND GAMES
The only way the friends could hook up with the freedom league HQ was by blowing up the barrier which separated the KG-city-section from the rest of the city.
"That's just great!" Daxter said, "I had no idea Sasuke had the sharingan too!"
Everyone looked at Daxter with a puzzled expression, only to see him reading Naruto.
"Don't you have anything better to do than to read magma?" Torn asked.
"It's manga you stupid-head!" Jak said, finding it outrageous that Torn didn't know how to pronounce the word, "Magma is melted rock, manga is a Japanese comic, there is a difference!"
Torn pulled out his flamethrower and shot the magazine, the magazine melted.
"Now there is no difference" he said, "Now can we break the barrier?"
"You melted my comic-book!" Daxter said shocked.
"There is too much Naruto-stuff in this fic! This is a Jak3-parody! Not a Jak-Naruto-crossover!" Torn complained, "And there is no Jak-chobits-crossover either" he said to Well who was watching Chobits at his portable TV.
"But there's a computer there who looks like a girl!" Well said before Torn turned his TV of.
"Stop that nonsense! We have a job to do!" Torn said, only to realize nobody was listening.
"Come on Jak! Use Firaga!"
"Are you nuts Daxter? You know that fire only makes them stronger!"
Torn turned around to see Well and Daxter sitting on each of Jak's shoulder, while Jak was playing Final Fantasy.
"How did I end up in this parody?" Torn muttered, he grabbed his machine gun and shot Jak's game boy to pieces.
"If you're done playing perhaps we can save the world soon? I know Seem says there's nothing to worry about but Seem is an idiot! Now knock it of!" Torn yelled.
Jak, who was still clutching the buttons of his game boy (the buttons was all he had left), started shivering.
Suddenly Seem appeared in the door wearing a t-shirt saying "Ottsels are as good as manga", "I really don't see why you make such a big deal about it" she said, "It's only a barrier, why don't you just use the air train to fly over it?"
"She's got a point you know" Jak said, while stroking the last pieces of "Final Fantasy Tactics Advance" as if it was an injured puppy.
As everyone silenced, they could actually hear him whisper to the game.
"Don't worry sweetheart, everything is going to be just fine" he said to it.
Torn, Well, Seem, Daxter and Errol (who was still sitting by the counter drinking) looked at Jak with a puzzled expression.
"What? Don't you see he's injured?" Jak said to them, "Call the Nintendo-hospital! He's only five months old! He can't die now!"
Notice he's still talking about his Final Fantasy-game.
Torn, Well, Seem and Daxter decided to ignore Jak who obviously had gotten yet another brain damage.
Errol however still stared at Jak with tears in his only real eye.
"Poor thing, I know exactly what you're going through" he said, "I lost a good friend too a couple of years back, when Cornelius found it a good idea to use my game cube for target practice"
Then they both started crying and Torn went outside with the transsexual monk, the mentally confused leprechaun and the orange ottsel because he found it impossible to talk with Jak and Errol crying so loud.
"As I was saying before Jak went crazy once more, we have to use this missile to blow up the barrier" he said to the others.
"And as I was saying before Jak went crazy once more, why don't you just fly over it?" Seem asked.
"Don't you have a dark-maker satellite to study or something?" Torn asked.
"Nah, why bother?" Seem asked.
That's when Torn grabbed her by the foot and threw her back to the wasteland.
"Wow! He's a strong homosexual!" Daxter said.
"I'm not gay" Torn said.
"Riiiight" Daxter answered, remembering the welcome they got as they returned to Haven City.
He also stared at Torn's pink t-shirt which said "Marry me Praxis"
"But now we have to blow up the barrier, any volunteers to sit on this bomb as it flies around in the port?" Torn asked.
"Why the hell would anyone want to do that?" Daxter asked.
"Because if they don't they can follow Seem" Torn said.
"Good point!" Daxter said and he and Well jumped up on the missile.
Daxter actually found it quite fun to ride the missile.
He sat on top of it with a whip, whipping the missiles back and laughing like a maniac.
"Don't hit the poor missile!" Jak shouted from the port.
But Daxter couldn't hear him over the roar of the sealions in the water.
Finally after charging up the missile enough, Daxter and Well drove it towards the barrier.
Well jumped of before the missile blew up, but Daxter was to busy laughing.
"Ow, that's gotta hurt" Jak said as the missile exploded and Torn laughed his head of.
A black ottsel appeared in the ruins of the barrier.
"I'm fine" he said, "Can we do that again?"
Miss.Ecofreak: and that's all we had for you today folks, you can go review while Zakura and I go to kill Torn.
