Miss.Ecofreak: Hi

Answer to Star Erao: No. there are no sea lions in the port, I just made that up :)

Answer to Eco Girl: He was scared to death, but in this story everyone acts a bit out of character.

Well's Broken Fan (broken?): he was? We can't have any of that! Errol! Get back to your drinks!

Errol: you don't have to ask me twice! (Runs back to his drinks)

Zakura: anyways, here's a new chapter where we can make fun of the homophobic Jak.

Jak: damn you! Who ever said I was homophobic?

Zakura: no one did. I just read this chapter

Jak: one day, I'm going to release my evil alter ego on you and you will wish you never said that.

CHAPTER 15

WELL'S STRONG WINGS

"No" said Jak, confusing all the readers who did not remember how the last chapter ended.

"But why not? You keep driving that air train all the time!" Daxter said.

"But that's different, the barrier is broken, you can't break it more than once" Jak said.

"But I can break Torn's house" Daxter suggested when Torn grabbed a piece of the barrier and hit Daxter in the head with it.

"Hey! Stop hitting me!" Daxter cried, and ran away from Torn.

Jak and Well followed Daxter into the gun course where they found him hiding in Tess' gun.

"Daxter! You're back!" Tess said and picked her boyfriend out of her gun.

"Put me back! You don't want Torn to find me do you?" Daxter whispered, "He's hitting me in the head with a piece of the kg-section-barrier"

"Oh, you poor dear" Tess said and hugged him, "Perhaps if I give you this big gun it will make you feel better?"
Tess gave Daxter the big gun and the ottsel was immediately trapped under it.

"Thanks Tess" he said, "But you know what? Since I'm such a kind person I am going to give this to Jak", threw the gun at Jak (how he managed to do that is a big (not as big as the gun) mystery) who immediately was trapped under it.

"Gee, thanks Dax" Jak said.

"Wow! That was one large gun! Imagine shooting Civilian Guy with that baby" Well said.

"Might be fun. If I wasn't trapped under it" Jak said.

"No problem, I can carry it" Well said and picked up the gun with ease.

Everyone (including Tess and a couple of guys who weren't in the room (aka: Homer Simpson and Cornelius)) looked at Well with a puzzled expression.

"What? Did you think I had these large wings for no reason?" Well asked.

Of course, Well as a leprechaun does not have wings, but he doesn't know that.

So everyone (still including Tess and those who weren't in the room) continued looking at Well with a puzzled expression.

"Okay, now you're pissing me of" Well said, "I don't like to be stared at with a puzzled expression by you two, Tess and two guys who are not even here. Now knock it of or I'll peck on you!"

Everyone (including Tess and those who were still absent) ignored Well and Well as the angry flut-flut he thought he was, started pecking on them.

That didn't hurt much though, Well, as a leprechaun, lacked a beak as much as he lacked wings.

So all the other guys (including Tess and the two who still weren't there) tied Well up to a log and brought him back to the Naughty Ottsel, formerly known as the Hip Hog Heaven.

"Had fun at the gun course?" Torn asked as they entered, he was wearing an abnormally large t-shirt saying "Praxis makes great pineapples" and Daxter noticed he was still hiding his metal piece behind his back and decided to pretend he wasn't there.

Unfortunately, he discovered to late that people who are absent don't whistle so he ended up hiding in Zakura's rabbit-cage to keep Torn from hitting him again.
"Got any new missions for us Torn?" Jak asked.

"Not really, maybe we could just go see a romantic movie and sit at the back row and do…" Torn started, then he realised Jak had escaped out of the door again.

"I need that door removed" Torn thought to himself.

After Well had dragged Jak back in (Daxter was still in the cage) Torn blocked the door with the metal piece from the KG-section barrier and asked Jak for a date again.

"I would love to, but you just blocked the door so we can't get out" Jak said.
"SHIT!" Torn said, hitting his own head until he got a concussion and started removing the blockade from the Naughty Ottsel-door while Jak and his pals were laughing at him.

After removing the blockade, Torn was too tired to go to the movies (to Jak's relief)

"You know what, I'm too tired to go to the movies" Torn said.

"What a relief" Jak said.

"So you three can just go to the KG-section and destroy the sniper cannons there" Torn said.

"Aw, why can't Homer and Cornelius do it?" Jak asked.

"Because they are not here" Torn said, "No get out before I kiss all of you!"

No one wanted to risk that.

So they ran out the door as fast as three homophobic morons could run.

Suddenly Jak stopped and glared at the author.

"Who are you calling homophobic morons?" he asked.

"Well you certainly aren't the smartest guys around and you are running from some guy who only wants to be your boyfriend" I said, "Therefore you are homophobic morons"

"Damn that stupid precursor-wannabe and that stupid little ninja-wannabe rabbit of hers" Jak muttered before the would-be-ninja-rabbit attacked him.

So after fighting the rabbit for a while, Daxter, Well and a much damaged Jak finally reached the KG-section and the sniper cannons.

"Damn! Those are some nasty looking cannons!" Jak said, "Maybe we'd be better of with Torn."
"Are you nuts! I don't want to stay in the same room as that guy/gay anymore!" Daxter said.

"Told you they were homophobic" I said from the safety of my living room, nobody dared to attack me there because my dog was walking around in the room, barking at everyone who tried to get in.

Zakura: Poor Torn. It's not easy being homosexual when the love of your life is damn scared of homosexuals.

Jak: Damn. You. I. Am. Not. Homophobic.

Zakura: Oh look! There's Torn!

Jak: AAAARGH! (runs out)

Zakura: moron. review folks.

Miss.Ecofreak: why didn't I get to say anything in the end here? I'm the autor! I want to say something! ... oh.. I just did. Never mind then.

Torn: where's Jak? I thought I heard his voice?