Miss.Ecofreak: I don't think I've updated this for a while, sorry, I've been so busy with Light Within
Zakura: before you were too busy with Dork2 to update Growing Up, see a pattern?
Miss.Ecofreak: yup. Besides, the computer crashed and my dad had to install the whole thing all over again, (soon after I had removed all my stories to my MP3-player). This chapter was finished on my own computer upstairs which sucks and have no internet-connection.
Zakura: but the computer mouse is good
Answer to Well's three-speed fan: I think the "Praxis makes great pinapples" was inspired by "Praxis makes great buns", but it's been a while since I wrote it now so I'm not really sure.
Miss.Ecofreak: oh well, time for a rather random chapter of Dork3
CHAPTER 16
NASTY LOOKING SNIPER CANNONS
After throwing insults at the author and receiving eight bites from Zakura the killer rabbit, Jak, Daxter and Well decided to do what they came for, destroy the nasty looking sniper cannons.
That wasn't so easy, seeing that Jak had left his gun at the Naughty Ottsel, formerly known as the Hip Hog Heaven.
"How could you forget the morph gun, you love that thing!" Daxter said.
"Well… we had a little fight yesterday and then we broke up" Jak said, "She was sick of me hanging out with my jet-board all the time".
Daxter looked at Jak with a puzzled expression.
"The gun is a she?" he asked.
"Of course. I'm not gay" Jak said and shuddered at the thought of Torn.
Daxter decided to ignore his friend's insane love-affairs and went back to figuring out what to do with the sniper cannons.
"Do you have any idea on how we are going to destroy those?" he asked Well.
"We could go back to the Naughty Ottsel and get the morph gun, it's not that far" Well said, proving that in this situation he appeared to be the smartest guy on the team.
"But what if she's still mad at me?" Jak asked, proving he was not the smartest guy on the team.
Well and Daxter had to drag Jak back to the Naughty Ottsel where Torn was arguing with Jak's morph gun.
"Er… Torn? Why are you arguing with that gun?" Daxter asked.
"That stupid bitch tries to steal my boyfriend!" Torn said.
"What is this? A gathering of maniacs?" Daxter said, "Or has there been an outbreak of the stupidity-illness?"
"Probably the last one" Well said and showed Daxter a newspaper.
The front page had a large picture of an idiot in it and the headline said "Haven City is insane. And if you live here, you're nuts too"
"That explains a lot, let's just get the morph gun and leave" Daxter said.
So they got the morph gun and left.
With the morph gun, destroying the sniper cannons was child's play.
"Little Jak! Stop playing around!" Jak said to his younger self.
His younger self moaned and walked back to Sandover, how amazing that may seem.
"Hm?" Seem asked.
"No, I didn't mean seem as in Seem I meant… just keep going" I said.
Back at the Naughty Ottsel, they all ate dinner (all as in Jak, Daxter, Well, Torn, Errol, (who is still in the bar drinking) and a couple of guys who weren't there) before Torn sent them out on another dangerous mission.
"Reach metal head area via sewer" Jak read out loud, then he pressed start to continue playing, "So, how are we going to do that?"
"Hmmmm" Daxter said, and everyone agreed that was very helpful.
"Maybe we should go to the sewers" Well suggested.
"Or maybe we should go to the movies and watch Monthy Python and the Holy Grail?" Jak suggested.
"We'll go to the sewers, anything's better than watching that dreadful movie" Daxter said and walked towards the sewers, not noticing that Jak, Well and Miss.Ecofreak glared at him.
In the sewers, they encountered some creepy KG-bots.
"Hey! Isn't this the way to the metal head area? Then why are there KG-bots here?" Jak asked.
"Who knows? And how can that gigantic demon fox be placed inside such a tiny baby? That didn't make sense at all!" Daxter said.
"Hey! That's mine!" Jak said, grabbing the Shonen Jump magazine out of Daxter's hands.
"Why is there so much Naruto in this fic?" Well wondered.
"Well why not?" Naruto asked.
Everyone looked at the ninja in surprise.
"Who the hell are you?" all three asked in unison.
Naruto just looked at them with a puzzled expression.
"Are these guys' nuts?" he asked the author.
Miss. Ecofreak nodded and Naruto disappeared as sudden as he had appeared, then again he was replaced by another random Naruto-character (let's say… Hinata) and the same thing happened all over again, and again (although this time, Rock Lee appeared), and again (with Kakashi), and again until all the characters of Naruto had appeared out of nowhere and disappeared.
As the last character (the fourth hokage) appeared, Jak got sick and walked away.
Daxter and Well followed.
"Let's go find that passage to the Metal head area before another Naruto-character appears" he said.
Luckily, no other Naruoto-character appeared.
"Damn it Ratchet! Get back to your own game!"
Some people are never happy.
Miss.Ecofreak: did this suck or did you like it? I spend a lot of days trying to write this but that doesn't mean I thought it turned out good, but I like randomness so that's how it ended up, and a lot more Naruto-characters appeared in this... I love Naruto.
Zakura: I love Sasuke
Miss.Ecofreak: tell me what you think, but don't hate me if you didn't like it. No one's perfect, I'll try to put up the nextchapter as soon as I can get over this damn writers block and stop writing complete nonsense which is not even funny... Review:)
