Zakura: hello, thanks for reading Dork3 nothing special, the story baced on a game simply called Jak3.

Miss.Ecofreak: I think the readers already know that.

Zakura: are you sure?

Miss.Ecofreak: possitive.

Answer to Thee Slushee: Naruto-charactes tend to pop out of nowhere for no good reason, you don't need to know the characters to understand the jokes... at least I don't think so. And sorry if it was too much randomness, that happens when I don't know what to write.

Answer to Light Eco Sage: I agree, but Daxter apparently dosen't

Daxter: oh, so now it's wrong to dislike Monty Python eyh?

Miss.Ecofreak: yup, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

Answer to Something Stupid: there is always a gathering of maniacs in Haven by the looks of it, I haven't written any sane people in this fic yet.

Zakura: where's the fun in that?

CHAPTER 17

HAVEN FOREST

Finally, after fighting creepy KG-robots, metal covered metalheads and a gigantic thing with a TV on its stomach (who made Jak run away screaming), the happy two friends reached the metal head area.

"Finally! Now where did Jak go?" Daxter asked.

"I think he ran back to the Naughty Ottsel" Well said.

Then suddenly they heard a loud scream and Jak ran into Daxter, pushing him into a rock.

"What's wrong buddy?" Daxter asked. "Did you see Cyber Errol?"
"That too" Jak said. "But the scariest thing… it was horrible… Torn tried… he tried to…"
"Kiss you?" Well suggested.

"Kill me" Jak said crying.

Daxter and Well looked at Jak with a puzzled expression.

After all this insanity they never expected Jak to be scared of something that was completely normal to be scared of.

Besides, why would Torn want to kill Jak? Must be jealousy.

"What now then?" Jak said as he went back to normal.

"I don't like the look of those eco thingies" Well said.

And as the kind and caring person Jak is, he destroyed the eco thingies.

As he destroyed the last thingy, his worst enemy jumped out of the thingy.

"BIG HUG!" Tinky Winky cheered.

Jak screamed, and then he transformed into Dark Jak, punching the teletubbi so hard it flew into the barrier which separated the Metal head-area from the port and broke it to pieces.

"Cool, now we can go back to the Naughty Ottsel, formerly known as Hip Hog Heaven without going through the sewers!" Well said happily.

Dark Jak thought about this for a second, and then Torn popped into his mind.

"Argh! Get out of my head!" Dark Jak screamed, pulling Torn out of his left ear. "You know what? Going to see Torn doesn't actually sound very tempting."
"Need medical attention" Tinky Winky moaned.

"I have an idea! Now that we have access to Haven Forrest, we can help old green stuff with a random thing" Daxter suggested.

"Great plan Dax! Green stuff!" Well yelled.

So old green stuff/Samos came along with his daughter.

Samos was wearing a t-shirt saying "Mar and Keira makes a great couple" while Keira had a t-shirt saying "Yuck…Jak is much nicer"

"What do you want you stupid leprechaun? I was in the shower" Samos said.

"Wearing a t-shirt?" Jak asked.

"Yeah, you didn't expect me to be naked when there are girls in the house did you?" Samos asked.

Keira rolled her eyes.

"Father, you live in an apartment building. Alone" she said. "There is no woman alive who wants to enter your room voluntary, especially not while you're showering"

Jak, Keira and Daxter shuddered as they remembered the time when they were kids and sneaked into Samos' bedroom.

"Why did we come here again?" Samos asked.

"Oh yeah. We wondered whether we could help you out with something in Haven Forrest" Well said. "We don't want to go back to Naughty Ottsel because we're homophobic".

"No we're not!" Jak snapped.

"And another thing, you called me a leprechaun! Stop calling me a leprechaun!" Well complained.

"Uh, sorry. I do have a mission for you" Samos said.

"Anyone wants to know what I'm thinking? Noooo. I'm like completely invisible" Keira muttered to herself and the elephant who was listening.

That elephant was Dumbo; with his gigantic ears he heard everything.

"There are some dark eco infested plants I want you to destroy" Samos said.

"Aw, but we already did that in precursor legacy!" Jak said.

"WELL THEN YOU DO IT AGAIN!" Samos yelled so loud that Dumbo went deaf.

"Ah finally! Now I don't have to listen to Keira's complaining all day! Thanks big green!" Dumbo said.

"You're welcome" Samos said, Dumbo didn't listen of course, he was deaf.

So Jak and Daxter was forced to destroy some dark eco infested plants again, for Well it was the first time so he actually had to do everything since Jak and Daxter was sick of it.

Why you might ask? Well the last plants they destroyed had a tendency to grow back out if you didn't destroy them all, that was so annoying.

After destroying the plants, a funny precursor thingy appeared.

On it was a piece of Mar's armour.

"Cool! A piece of Mar's armour!" Jak said.

"How do you know it's a piece of Mar's armour?" Daxter asked.

"It has his name on the back" Jak said, showing Daxter the armour piece which indeed said "This is a piece of Mar's armour. If you find it, please deliver it to my house in number 5 or 7 Haven City Street. But if I died like two hundred years ago you can give it to someone who has the same name as me"

"We better find a guy named Mar and give it to him" Well said.

"Nope. I'm keeping it" Jak said, "My name resembles Mar quite a lot"
"Hm, this precursor thing needs more artefacts" Samos said, he had appeared wearing a t-shirt saying "I'm ashamed! Mar can't even remember his own address!"

Keira was there too, still complaining over lack of appearances, she was wearing a t-shirt saying "I'm ashamed! Jak can't remember his address either!"
Jak glared at this shirt for a while.

"I remember my address quite well!" he said.

"Oh yeah? Prove it!" Keira said.

"No problem! Its number 5 Haven City Street" Jak said.

"No stupid! It's number 7!" Keira said, "See? Jak and Mar are just as stupid. Bet they were the ones who never gave me a lead role in this… (Keeps muttering)"
everyone ignored Keira, so she started doing silly things to get attention again.

That included throwing Samos' walking stick into the water, cutting out her own face next to the presidents in Mount Rushmore (but because she was such a bad sculptor it ended up looking like Spongebob Squarepants), castrating Jak's crocadog, watching TV, ignoring Torn, dressing up like Superman, subscribe to a woman's magazine, flushing Ehm down the toilet (Damas and Pecker cheered), joining the Sharing making an alien enter her brain so it could control her every action, avoid going to the yeerk pool so said alien died a slow and painful death, racing in the city race, die, buying herself a pet chinchilla, naming said pet chinchilla after herself, putting Keira the chinchilla in a cage with a male chinchilla, throwing Samos' walking stick into the water again, giving Jak a chinchilla baby and ran screaming around the forest in that exact order.

Did that make sense to you? Nope, didn't think so.

Miss.Ecofreak: how was that? Random enough or to random? Well I liked this chapter better than the last one.

Zakura: Keira really wants attention.

Miss.Ecofreak: who?

Keira: (hits Miss.Ecofreak in the head with Samos' walking stick)

Miss.Ecofreak: ouch (faints)

Zakura: review people.

Keira: and don't ever ignore me again.