Miss.Ecofreak: I am back!

Zakura: the girl with a large zit on her lip!

Miss.Ecofreak: hey! (punches rabbit)

Star Earo: odd...maybe it's because the teletubbies is a show for children while Jak3 is rated T.

Thee Slushee: I know and it annoys me like hell. In my opinion, Jak and Keira should have been a couple, I know some people may not agree but that's what I think. Keira has another voice actor in Jak3 (don't know why) and I've heard it's the same person making Seem's voice. The first time I heard Keira's voice in the game was on the communicator but of some reason I recognised her voice anyway (what other girl talks to Jak along wiht Samos?)

Miss.Ecofreak: And now, the return of some guy who Jak found very nice in Dork2

Zakura: ouch... that hurts.

CHAPTER 18
JAK'S BEST FRIEND (SECOND ONLY TO DAXTER, WELL, ERROL AND EVERYONE ELSE WHO APPEARS IN THIS STORY)

After destroying the plants, Torn appeared in the forest wearing a t-shirt saying "Hi, I'm a t-shirt. And this guy is baron Praxis' biggest fan".

"Hi Torn" Daxter said.

"Hi Daxter, hi Well. Where's Jak?" Torn asked.

"He's hiding" Well explained. "But I swore not to tell anyone".

"Why? Are terrorists after him or something?" Torn asked.

"Something like that" Well said.

"Oh… but when he comes out from wherever he's hiding, tell him that Jinx needs help wrecking stuff" Torn said and walked away crying.

As soon as Torn had gone, Jak jumped out from Well's pocket.

"Wow! My old friend Jinx needs a helping hand doing what I like best!" he said.

"Yeah, and Torn left us a cake" Daxter said.

So they ate the cake but decided to save one piece for Jinx.

And so they walked back to the city where Jinx was waiting in the new Mercedes he had stolen.

"Jinx old friend! I've brought you a cake!" Jak said.

"Shut up Jak! You know I'm allergic!" Jinx snapped.

"I've missed you too" Jak said.

Jinx grabbed the Mercedes and hit Jak in the head with it.

"Say Jinx, where's your old buddy Mog?" Daxter asked.
"He was so annoying I pushed him of a cliff and into the water where he was eaten by a giant octopus" Jinx told.

"Lucky pig. I've always wanted to die a slow and painful death by being eaten by a giant octopus" Jak said happily.

"I thought you wanted to die in the desert?" Daxter asked.

"Yeah, that and falling into a large volcano, being bitten to death by a dog, eaten by worms, rot alive and watching a two-days marathon with Britney Spears" Jak said.

"Do you die of watching a two-day marathon with Britney Spears?" Jinx asked.

"If you place your TV in a house about to be bombed you do" Jak answered.

"Which is very much likely to happen if you listen to Britney Spears in a fic written by Miss.Ecofreak the dark precursor" Daxter said. "She's evil".

So in fear of being bombed, Jinx threw all his Britney Spears records of the same cliff he earlier had pushed his friend.

"Cool! Britney Spears-records!" Mog said happily from bellow the cliff before he was bombed.

So after doing these random things and watching a two-day marathon of Monty Python movies (to Daxter's disappointment) the happy three friends and Jinx went of to wreck the eco grid.

And so they did.

This caused the barrier between the slums and the KG-area to blow up in a large explosion which in turn caused Jak and Cornelius to smile.

"Yes! Finally we got to see a large explosion!" Jak said before he once again was knocked out by Jinx's immortal Mercedes (note that the zoomer used by Jinx in the game can take everything! While half of the zoomers I drive blow up because I purposely crash them when I'm done using them)

"I'm going now. Why don't you noisy persons go back to Spargus or something, you annoy me" Jinx said.

So Jinx walked away… because his Mercedes was out of gas.

"Say Jak, can we go back to Spargus now?" Well said as soon as Jak was about to wake up.

"Why? Do you miss your cousin?" Jak asked groggily.

"Hell no! I miss Sig's pudding" Well said.

So they went back to Spargus by air train because Well missed Sig's pudding.

"I really love that train" Jak said, making the morph gun glare at him and Well and Daxter looked at the gun with a puzzled expression.

Then they figured out that the author had to be nuts before they were attacked by marauders.

"You know what? I think Miss.Ecofreak is very intelligent" Jak said.

Suddenly the marauders disappeared into blackness and the happy three friends could go back to Spargus.

Nothing of interest happened there… they only had to drive out in the desert storm to find some artefacts and then they had to protect Spargus from a marauder attack after Damas had called me a "demonic stupid rat" and the rabbit a "rodent" (Zakura: rabbits aren't rodents you stupid king of all kings. Check the internet!), just normal stuff normal people do on their weekends.

Miss.Ecofreak: If there are any Britney-fans out there who thouhgt I was a bit mean towards the singer please don't hate me. We all have different interests and Britney is absolutely not one of mine.

Zakura: Eco dosen't hate Spears as much as her brother does though, he freaks out whenever he hears her voice (giggles)

Miss.Ecofreak: that's an exagarration.

Zakura: by the way, you're not mean to Britney, you're just bombing everyone in the fic who like her music.

Miss.Ecofreak: eh... king of all kings?

Zakura: I ran out of insults

Miss.Ecofreak: right... Review people.