Miss.Ecofreak: yes! here comes another chapter with everyones favourite transexual!
Zakura: how do you know she's everyone's favourite? What about Haku?
Miss.Ecofreak: Who? That odd guy from Spirited away?
Zakura: no, the yerk in girl clothes from Naruto
Miss.Ecofreak: it had to be Naruto again. Anyway, on to a non-Naruto-related thing, next chapter of Dork3
CHAPTER 19
SEEM'S LITTLE PROBLEM
"Okay now I'm angry! I'm so angry I could scream! I'm so angry I could take that stupid precursor of yours and bang it into the wall till it died of concussion!" Seem yelled as soon as Jak and his friends came into Spargus.
She was wearing a t-shirt saying "Ottsels are almost as adorable as rabbits" and a large fruit hat.
Jak and his friends just stared at the transsexual monk for a few seconds.
Jak thought "What's wrong with her?"
Daxter thought "Why is she wearing a fruit hat?"
Well thought "What's the difference in rabbits and rodents?"
Civilian Guy thought "Doesn't this city have a decent hotel? Somewhere far away from this bitch?"
"Er… what are you talking about?" Jak asked.
"Those stupid assed marauders stole a very important artefact from the monk temple! Why do people do these things? Why are humans so evil?" Seem screamed
"Well… I thought the marauders were elves?" Daxter asked.
"I only asked why humans were evil. I didn't say marauders were humans" Seem explained, now sounding completely calm. "I was wondering why some people take little kittens and put them in bottles so they grow up inside it. That's just horrible!"
Once again, the four people in front of her stared at the monk with a puzzled expression.
"And another thing, would you please help me get the artefact back?" Seem asked and put up her biggest puppy-eyes.
"No" Jak said.
"And if I give you this pudding?" Seem asked.
"Deal!" Jak said, grabbed the pudding and drove out into the desert with his dune hopper.
As they drove out to the marauders stronghold, they crashed a lot since they were all eating pudding.
So they found the stronghold, kicked the marauders asses and got the artefact.
They put it in Well's pocket, since Well had the biggest pocket (although he is also the smallest of the three).
They went back to Spargus to find a smiling Seem with a t-shirt saying "I like dirt".
"Do you?" Jak asked, answering the t-shirt-text.
"No, but all my other shirts were wet because I used them as towels the last time I took a bath" Seem explained, "The other monks said I should get new towels but quite frankly… there's nothing to worry about so I ignored it"
"Hm, that was very unlike you" Jak said.
"I know, I've been feeling very out of character lately" Seem said, "Maybe I'm being controlled by an alien from outer space or there's nothing to worry about, just ignore it"
"I was being sarcastic" Jak said and walked away.
"Sarcastic? What does that mean? Hey! What about my artefact! Jak? Daxter? Well…ehm…eh? WHERE ARE YOU GOING?" Seem yelled as the happy three friends walked away.
But the gang figured her yelling was nothing to worry about so they ignored her.
"I wish I had a cat in a bottle" Seem said and started crying.
…
Idiot.
Jak and his friends were currently sitting in Damas' living room playing tekken tag with the father of Damas' missing son.
"Damn it! We lost again!" Well said throwing the controller at Daxter, "It's your entire fault!"
"I'm sorry! Please forgive me!" Daxter cried as Damas and Jak high-fived.
"I never thought I would find anyone who was so good at Tekken Tag like my son" Damas said, "Are you this good at Mario Cart too?"
As they were about to turn on the Nintendo 64 Sig came barging in.
"Sig! We've got another controller, want to join us?" Jak asked.
"There's only room for four controllers" Damas commented.
"Then why the heck do you have five controllers?" Jak asked.
"I don't have time for games! There are some metal centipedes in the cave!" Sig said. "And they've got thousands of feet!"
"Well in that case it's probably the millennium bug" Daxter said, "I don't think have to worry about them, the millennium started five years ago".
"Oh… okay" Sig said, and then he too sat down to play Mario Cart with a controller that was not plugged in.
"By the way Sig, what was all that spying you did for Damas?" Daxter asked.
"I would like to know that as well" Damas said.
Sig looked at Damas with a puzzled expression, "Are you drunk again your majesty?" he asked.
"Well of course I am! I wouldn't be sitting here playing Nintendo during a war if I was sober!" Damas said.
"Okay, then there's nothing to worry about" Sig said before turning to the sober idiots, "Damas asked me to find some crappy little thing for him in Haven City".
"Crappy? What's so crappy about that?" Damas asked.
"A kid wearing diapers smells crap to me" Sig said.
"He wasn't wearing diapers you moron!" Damas said.
"Well in that case he stinks even worse" Sig said.
"Just a question; how are you going to find a kid you've never even seen?" Jak asked.
"You know, I've been wondering about that myself" Sig said, "There are about three children in Haven City! Two of them spend all day indoors! How am I going to find them?"
"Why didn't you look for the one who wasn't indoors?" Daxter asked
"Because I didn't know whether he was Damas' kid or not" Sig said, "In fact I didn't even know where he was either!"
"You are so hopeless!" Damas said. "I knew I should have gone myself".
Miss.Ecofreak: that was that. review!
