Miss.Ecofreak: Hi.

Zakura: is that all you have to say? Nice introduction

Miss.Ecofreak: um… fine

Answer to Light-Eco-Sage: that was brilliant! Can I use that?

Answer to Star Earo: I sure get a lot of funny questions in this fic. I have no idea who those other kids are but one of them is called Jak, though his real name is Mar. He is no longer living in Haven City though; he has gone back in time to the old Sandover Village and later got thrown out.

Answer to Thee Slushee: er… I'm not really into Tekken that much, I've played it like once or twice but I don't know their names, sorry. And okay, Hi Zakura.

Zakura: hello.

Miss.Ecofreak: now for another chapter… with a fairly odd headline

CHAPTER 20

CIVILIAN GUY'S EYE FINALLY REVEALED

"Hah! Got you again!" Jak said.

"It's only because you took the fattest character!" Daxter complained.

The happy five (including Sig and Damas) were still playing Mario Cart 64 in Damas' castle with only four controllers.

"Say Jak. Why don't we go out and look for those artefacts old green stuff told us to find?" Well asked.

"Do we have to? He said I was unable to remember my own address!" Jak said.

"1. Samos didn't say that, Keira did. 2. it's the truth Jak, accept it" Daxter said.

"Stupid truth" Jak muttered, but he did follow his friends on the quest to find the artefacts.

The quest started down in Kleiver's garage.

They found Kleiver playing poker with a sewer rat.

Kleiver was almost naked and the rat had his clothes, lots of artefacts and precursor orbs laying beside her (yup, it's a female-rat)

"Hi Kleiv, whazzup?" Jak asked.

"Do not disturb, I'm about to win" Kleiver whispered, "I need concentration."

The sewer rat looked at him with an animal-like look on her face, and then she ate one of her cards and threw the rest on the floor (Miss.Ecofreak: I have absolutely no idea what the rules in poker are, now that's said)

"DAAAAAMMMMNNNN! LOST AGAAAAAAAAIIIIINNNN!" Kleiver screamed and gave the sewer rat his underpants.

"So… what do you want my friends?" he asked our heroes.

Said heroes turned away or in Well's case, pulled his cap over his head because Kleiver was now completely naked.

Kleiver just looked at them with a puzzled expression.

"What? Why is the sewer rat wearing my underpants on her head?" he asked.

"Because..." Civilian Guy started. "You're naked"

"And I feel good about it too! It's completely natural so STOP LOOKING AWAY!" Kleiver yelled so Civilians hair flew back, and for the first time ever revealing his eyes (his hair always covers his eyes).

That didn't exactly give Kleiver the response he wanted because now everyone (including the random guy himself) looked at Civilian Guy's eyes which were star shaped, and yeah, he had only one.

Kleiver glared at them all, and then he stole Civilian Guy's clothes making everyone turn away from Civilian (who now had put his hair in place once again covering his only eye) and look at Kleiver who looked very stupid wearing skinny Civilian Guy's clothes.

"What did you want to talk to me about?" Kleiver said, while he was having trouble breathing because he was wearing too tight clothes.

"Err… You see… we are looking for some very special artefacts" Jak said.

"Oh, I sold those to some metalheads last week" Kleiver said and walked away, leaving Jak and co to wonder how he knew exactly what artefacts they were looking for.

They decided to ignore that and went out to find the metalheads.

And they did find them.

"Hi metalheads! We're looking for the artefacts you got from Kleiver, can we have those?" Jak asked the metalheads.

All the metalheads glared at him.

"Aw… why not?" Jak asked.

All the metalheads glared at him.

"I'll give you my new golf ball" Jak said.

All the metalheads glared at him.

"I'll give you one of Praxis's home-made buns, they're great" Jak said.

"Praxis is dead" a metalhead named Annie said.

And then all the metalheads glared at him.

"I'll avoid killing you" Jak said.

All the metalheads glared at him.

Jak killed the metalheads.

"They asked for it" he told his friends.

"Great work Jak! You got the artefacts!" Samos said sounding excited.

"Hey! What are you doing here?" Jak asked.

"I'm coming to show you my new shirt, isn't it great?" Samos asked, he was wearing a t-shirt saying "Mar has such a cute dog".

Jak really felt like eating the shirt, but he didn't, it was probably soaked with Samos' sweat already and that does not taste good.

Jak knew this better than anyone, as a kid he had a habit of eating people's clothes for no apparent reason.

The neighbours said he wasn't given enough to eat, but those who knew Jak (aka: Daxter, Samos, Keira and Santa Claus) knew it was just because he was nuts.

"What now then?" Jak asked.

"Let's go check out the precursor telescope" Samos said.

And so they got to Haven forest in record time and looked into the telescope.

"What do you see?" Samos asked.

"I see a large chocolate chip… or maybe it's a gigantic purple space ship" Jak said.

"Of course it's a gigantic purple space ship you yellow-haired light ecofreak!" a precursor's voice said annoyed. "That thing is the seed of our destruction! (Whatever that means). The dark makers were once precursors, but their exposure to dark eco changed them, now they just like to wreck things. "

"Hey! That's my job!" Jak complained.

"So they destroy worlds? Who cares? They are probably just here to kill all life on Mars. Nothing to worry about" a feminine voice said.

Everyone who has ever appeared in this fic (except Seem) turned around and noticed Seem was standing behind them, she was wearing a t-shirt with the intelligent text: "How can so many people be standing on such small platform?"

"Don't mind her. She's a transsexual loony" Damas informed the Jak3+Naruto-characters (Miss.Ecofreak: when I said everyone who had appeared I meant everyone!)

"What the heck are we doing here anyway? This whole fic is troublesome" Shikamaru said (just another Naruto-character, favourite word: troublesome)

"I can fix that" Jak said, then he punched Naruto so hard he flew into Sakura, who flew into Sasuke, who flew into Ino (who cheered), Ino in turn flew into Akamaru (a tiny dog) and so it went on until all the Naruto-characters+ Seem had flown into each other and fallen of the platform.

"I'm glad that's over. I hope we won't see those ninjas ever again" Jak said.

Miss. Ecofreak: Dream on Jakey-boy. (Evil laugh)

Naruto: why does Jak hate us that much? What have we ever done to him?

Jak: stealing the show

Luke Skywalker: don't mind him. he hates everyone who appears in his stories who aren't supposed to be there.

Naruto: Well...Ehm...eh isn't supposed to be here so why can he stay?

Miss.Ecofreak: he had no where else to go. Anyway, review people.