Miss.Ecofreak: phew, finally finished with that chapter.

Answer to Eco Girl: well, nobody said Jak was sane in this ficdid they:)

Zakura: this entire story proves the opposite.

Answer to Meowen: yeah. Fan Fiction should have made a new section for making comic books. I really liked the second chapter of Dork2 where Jak yells "Fine HELLO!", that looked a lot better in pictures than in the story.

Miss.Ecofreak: but now, here's another chapter of Dork3. Where Veger is being humiliated a lot more than he does in the game

Veger: IT'S VE... hey, she said it right.

CHAPTER 21

VIGER IS HUMILIATED, A LOT

Jak's dream did not come true.

In fact, the next day he entered Naughty Ottsel, he noticed Kakashi was sitting next to Errol reading Make Out Paradise.

Errol was reading over Kakashi's shoulder, until Kakashi got mad at him for puking all over his book so he kicked his ass.

"That was so great" said Cornelius who of some reason was in the bar. "I'm starting to like these ninjas"

Jak did not want to start an argument with Cornelius, seeing he was one of the few people in this city who actually dared to start an argument with Jak, so he walked back out with his two friends.

They decided to go to The Freedom League HQ instead, there, Ashelin was waiting.

"Hi Jak, nice of you to drop by" she said without looking up, she was busy sewing a t-shirt saying "Your ass is happy", (it was supposed to say "Your assignment is an unhappy one" The one who knows where that line comes from wins nothing at all!) But since the shirt was not yet finished, this was all it said.

Jak looked around at the rest of the random characters who were in the room.

Sure enough, Cornelius was here too, he was reading Weekly Shonen Jump in Japanese, Jak found this weird because he knew all too well that Cornelius was an expert in ten different languages, but that did not include Japanese, Errol knew Japanese, and there was no way Cornelius wanted to know something his brother knew.

Next to Cornelius, Seem was sitting in a wheel chair. You didn't expect her to fall from that pillar unhurt did you?

She was wearing a t-shirt saying "Ottsels makes great bandages" on top of a suspiciously looking bandage.

Luckily for Jak, there were no Naruto-characters in the HQ.

But Jak was still a bit freaked out because right next to the door, Luke Skywalker was sitting in a large sofa. The freaky thing about that was Jak was sure he killed Luke back in Dork2, was he a ghost? He also felt a bit jealous because Luke was wearing a t-shirt saying "Darth Vader is my father".

"Why does Luke know his father and not me?" Jak asked his best friend.

"How the heck should I know?" Jinx answered.

"Er… I wasn't really talking to you" Jak said.

"What? Does this mean you don't like me anymore?" Jinx asked and ran out the door crying.

Everyone in the room (which also included Kor who thought it was about time he got an appearance in this fic seeing that he didn't really die in Dork2) looked at the door where Jinx had just left with a puzzled expression.

Okay?… Jak thought.

That sure was weird, Daxter thought.

What was he doing here? Ashelin thought.

What the hell is this? Why can't these Japanese dudes ever write English? Cornelius thought.

Why did Ashelin pull this t-shirt over my bandages? Seem thought, oh well; it's probably nothing to worry about.

Jak is very close now, Luke thought, if I just take out my light sabre now I can cut his head of.

What a curios looking door Kor thought, he really hadn't noticed Jinx at all.

"Oh well, let's just ignore Jinx's insaneness and start planning how to save the world" Ashelin said.

"Aw, do we have to?" Seem asked. "It's not like it's about to get destroyed anyway".

"Yup" Ashelin said. "I think Jak should do it".

"What? Me?" Jak asked.

"What? Him?" asked Veger who suddenly was standing in the room.

"Exactly. And Veger… you're fired" Ashelin said.

Veger cried, but he did feel happily surprised that both Ashelin and the author remembered his name for once.

"Why?" he asked.

"Because I don't like you" Ashelin said. "You're dumb and stupid, and we all know you're still using diapers". She stopped and thought for a moment. "Oh wait, that was the thing you told me not to tell everyone. Oh well, now they know anyway".

Veger glared at her.

"I know something humiliating about Vegass as well!" Well shouted. "He's gay!"

"Hey! That's not very nice!" Torn yelled, where he came from I have no idea.

"And he's got an ugly name" Daxter said.

"Besides, Cyber Errol looks better than you" Cornelius said. "Now wait. Forget that. No one is uglier than Errol, but you're close".

"Stop it! I'm telling mom!" Veger cried, and then he ran out to tell his mom.

Five minutes later Veger's mom came in.

"Wow. I really didn't expect an old hag like Veger to have a mom who's still alive" Jak said.
"Veger is male. He's no hag" Daxter remarked.

"You've been really mean to my son! Now I'm going to tell your fathers!" Veger's mom said and walked out to tell their fathers.

Now that was no use.

Jak never knew his father so nobody else did either.

Ashelin's father was still lying underneath a large bullet in the construction site and everyone agreed he looked pretty much dead.

Torn's father had never appeared in the game so everyone assumed that meant he didn't have any, same goes for Kor and Seem.

Well's father was too busy running around in the forest looking for a mate cause he thought he was a dwarf rabbit.

Unfortunately for him there were no wild rabbits near Haven City so he spend his days mating with logs, wild ottsels, rocks, wild rabbits, leprechauns and Seem.

Daxter's dad died like two hundred years ago.

Cornelius father couldn't care less, he was used to get complains about his sons' (both of them) behaviour.

Luke had killed his father… probably to avoid situations like this.

Naruto's father… Wait a minute! Naruto wasn't even there! Oh well, better stop the chapter here before some people laugh themselves to death (or get bored to death).

Miss.Ecofreak: did you like that? I hope you did cause what's the point writing a story which nobody likes?

Zakura: sayonara