Miss.Ecofreak: Hello people of planet earth (or any other planet if you of some reason don't live on earth)
Answer to Thee Slushee: Sooooorrrrrryyyyyyyy! I've hit a major writers block (again) and can't seem to...
Seem: (appears out of nowhere)
Miss.Ecofreak: er... not you Seem. What I was about to say was that I can't figure out a way to continue Light Within. But I promise I'll update it as soon as possible (I'm sick of waiting too! Argh! This is frustrating!)
Answer to Light Eco Sage: Correct! I really love that movie:)
Answer to Bobette The Builder: Correct! I really love that movie:)
Miss.Ecofreak: both these readers will find nothing from me in their mailbags in the nearest future
Zakura: how is that possible? You don't have their addresses
Miss.Ecofreak: doesn't matter, they're not getting anything anyway. I just like to put in quizes in my stories and have no way to give out prices:) Oh wait! I have one price you can get, here comes the next chapter of Dork3
Zakura:... which you will get to read even if you didn't answer at all... stupid.
CHAPTER 22
JEALOUSY
It was a beautiful Sunday morning in the city of Haven, Jak waked up to the sound of pain and suffering, as usual.
As he entered the HQ, he was wearing a large robe so Torn wouldn't recognise him.
"Hi Jak, nice of you to drop by" Ashelin said without even looking up, she was busy sewing a t-shirt with the text "I have a huge rod", it was supposed to say "I have a huge rodent problem" (once again the line is inspired by Austin Powers in Goldmember).
Zakura The Killer Rabbit found this line very disturbing, for her, and anyone of the other five hundred rabbits who of some reason was in the room, being called a rodent was a large insult.
Torn wasn't in the room, so Jak decided it was safe to take his robe of.
"What's up Mimi? I mean Ashelin?" Jak said. "Stupid Damas and his stupid concussion-causing throne" he muttered.
"Not much, I'm just sewing shirts as usual" Ashelin said. "Do you want one?" she held up a shirt with the text "I like Errol just as much as I like Praxis's home-made buns".
"Er… I just realised I have an eco vehicle to steal, bye!" Jak said and ran out, stepping at Well and Daxter to avoid stepping at the rabbits.
He was afraid that if he did step on the rabbits, he would be arrested by a wild-life-officer for animal abuse.
Daxter and Well was obviously not considered to be animals in his eyes.
"Should we go after him?" Well asked.
"Nah… Let's just stay here and watch TV" Daxter said.
And so they did.
Ashelin kept sewing, Kor sued her for using a picture of him on one of her shirts, Daxter and Well watched U2 on TV, Cornelius was reading his shonen jump magazine (still not understanding what was written in it) and Keira ran aimlessly around in the room trying to get attention.
In other words, it was a normal day at the Freedom League HQ.
But then, something unusual happened.
The door opened and Jak ran in as fast as he could, hiding behind Ashelin.
Soon after, Torn came in wearing a t-shirt with the text "I love Praxis."
"Where did Jak go?" he asked.
"He's hiding in my hair" Ashelin explained, and then she looked up to see what shirt Torn was wearing. "Oh, you're wearing the very first shirt I gave you"
Torn looked down at his shirt as if he had never seen it before.
"I am?" he asked. "I was sure he had burned it… I mean I was sure it was in the washing machine".
"He's scaring me" Jak said form behind Ashelin (he was never in her hair, Ashelin was just being a filthy liar)
"Aw, don't worry sweetheart. I'll protect you" Ashelin said, and petted Jak on his head as if he was a scared puppy, he was whimpering like one.
Daxter noticed his best friend was upset, so he went over to pet him as well while Torn stared at them.
"And they're calling me gay?" he said to the camera, as animated characters often do.
Then he turned to Daxter who was giving Jak a big hug. "By the way Daxter" he said. "Jak used your ottsel statue as a decoy while fleeing from some missiles and blew it up".
Daxter stared at Torn for a moment, and then he slapped Jak on the head.
"Bad elf! Don't ever do that again" he said.
"No problem. The statue is already broken so how am I supposed to break it again?" Jak said.
"HEY! I'M HERE TOO YOU KNOW!" no one special shouted (Try to guess who that was)
"Did anyone hear anything just now?" Jak asked.
"No. what were we supposed to hear?" Ashelin asked.
"It kind of sounded like someone shouting "Hey. I'm here too you know" but I'm probably just imagining stuff" Jak said before a large piece of Lego hit him in the head.
"You're insane, that's the reason" Torn said.
"I thought you loved Jak" Daxter said.
"I did love him. Once. But he broke my heart by going out with that hore of a morph gun he has!" Torn said sounding offended, "I'm trough with you Jak! Go on marry that stupid gun! See if I care!" then he ran away crying.
"Yes! Finally he's gone!" Jak said and threw his morph gun in the wall.
"Hey! I thought you loved your gun" Daxter said.
"What do you think I am? Nuts? I only pretended to love it so that Torn would break up with me" Jak said.
"Oh. Thank god, we thought you were insane" Daxter said.
Then everyone left the room for no apparent reason besides Jak.
He ran over to his gun and picked it up as if it was his baby.
"I would never leave you my love" he whispered. "Why can't they understand the way we feel? They just don't trust what they can't explain. I know we're different but deep inside us we're not that different at all" (This was a part of the song "You'll be in my heart" by Phil Collins, I love that song)
Then Jak walked out and the room was left empty… and boring… how troublesome.
Jak: dude, who invited him? (stares at Shikamaru who of some reason is sitting in the couch watching TV)
Miss.Ecofreak: probably the same person who invited you. get out!
Zakura: that was all we had for you today. Remember to leave a review and...
Miss.Ecofreak: four more reviews and Dork3 will be my story with the most reviews! (Currently Dork2 has most of the reviews)
Zakura: ...whatever. Sayonara.
