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Chapter Three

. Ronie's PoV .

"Jack!!!" I bellowed, pounding on the door again.

"Ronie, he's not coming out," Brandon said.

"I'm aware of that!"

I heard Val scream again. I sighed.

"I don't have time for this."

I started downstairs.

"Where are you going?" asked Brandon.

I didn't reply; Brandon ran downstairs after me.

"Ronie! you've leaving them alone!"

"No way... you are. So get back up there! But first, give me the key to your shed."

"Why?"

. Val's PoV .

"Luv, sing yo ho or I shoot."

"You are crazy! Ronie was right!"

"Sing it!"

"Yo ho! Yo ho! A pirate's life for me...

Jack put the gun away and we began to sing together.

"We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot! Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!"

"Ronie went crazy and I took her boot!"

"Drink up me hearties, yo ho!"

"Yo ho! Yo ho! A pirate's life for me!"

"Who wants rum?!" I said, jumping on the bed.

Jack started jumping with me.

"Wher's the rum?" he asked.

I stopped jumping and fell to the bed.

"I have no idea..."

I stared off into space as Jack fell off the bed.

"Why are ye in the pits suddenly?" he asked, sitting up beside me.

"Ronie's going to Michigan. I won't get to see her everyday or call her or-"

"Thought ye both wouldn't allow it?"

"We'll think of something, Jack. I just hope it's in time."

"It will be! Come on! Yo ho! Yo ho! A pirate's life for me!"

He stood up on the bed and extended his arm to me. I took it, of course.

"We're rascals, scoundrals, villians, and knaves! Drink up me hearties, yo ho!"

"We're really, really, REALLY BAD EGGS!!!"

"Drink up me hearties, yo ho!"

. Ronie's PoV .

"You're gonna what?!" Brandon yelled as we went back inside.

"I'm gonna bust the doo down."

"With an ax?!"

"You betcha."

"Ronie! My parents will flip!"

"Yeah, especially if they find Jack's dead body in the closet. JACK!!! Count of three to open the door or else!"

"Or else what?" he shouted.

"Or I'll break the door down!"

"Luv, I've got a gun..."

"Yeah, and I got an ax!"

"Ronie, please don't break down my parent's door..." Brandon whined.

"Unless you can find a way to get him and Val out, no deal."

Brandon shot downstairs and I heard something smash in the bedroom.

"You have better have gone to get another ax..."

. Val's PoV .

"Oops... I think I broke a lamp..." I said. "Oh well! Big whoop! Yo ho!"

"Darling?"

"Ya beanie?"

"What is yer name?"

"Val... der... haven;t you heard Ronie screaming it all night?"

"Aye, I guess... Think of a way to save yer friend from Michigan yet?"

"We're gonna hide her somewhere... or my parents ocudl adopt her..."

"Ye're friend doesn' take kindly to me."

"Ronie's got a lot on her mind., Moving to Michigan would mean giving up her life here. Believe me, I know Ronie. And normally, she would love haing you here."

"Val! Open this door!" I heard Ronie yell after another pound on the door. "RIGHT - NOW!!!"

"Well you're in a right state!" Shut up, Ronie!"

"Jack! Let her go!"

"Wait... did I miss something? Are you holding me hostage?!"

"Calm down, luv..."

"Ronie! Let me out! Help!"

"Lass, I'm not-"

"RONIE!!!"

CRACK

I screamed and jumped away from the door. I stood on the bed and hid behind Jack's shoulder. The door was being chopped apart.

"Is she using an ax?" Jack asked.

"That's Ronie for ya..."

"She'dmake a good pirate, I'll tell ye that."

I stared at him.

"What about me?!"

"What about ye?"

"I'm a good pirate! I sing yo ho!"

"Can yer friend Ronie sing it, too?"

"Well, yeah..."

"Then she's better."

"Ooo! She is not!"

"I'd like to see ye work an ax like that!"

I stomped over to the door angrily.

"Ronie! Stop the whakin'! I'm coming out!"

I flung the door open and walked out with Jack behind me. I ripped the ax from Ronie and started killing the door as BJ came upstairs.

"What are you doing?!" he yelled.

I ignored him. I hit the door a few more times then stopped.

"There! Now that's how you use an ax! Am I a pirate now?"

. Ronie's PoV .

I stared form Val to Jack. What the heck?!

"There's more to it than that," jack said. "Ye gotta be able to down a pint, ye gotta-"

"Ronie! We need money!"

"I don't have any!" I shouted.

"None?! But we're bums looking for rum!"

"Val, what happened in there?"

"And why did you chop up the door?!" Brandon yelled. "I had a key!!!"

"And I had an ax," i said. "Mine's better."

"Oh god, Ronie..."

"Told ye ye had a violent lass..." Jack said.

"Do you EVER shut up?!"

"Will you stop yelling at him?" Val asked. "He didn't do anything!"

"He stalked me!"

"Did not!"

"Did to! And you made me chop my boyfriend's parent's door down!"

"Aye, but Val finsihed it for ye..."

I sat on the floor clutching my head... no wonder people think I'm crazy...

"Please let it all be a dream..."

"All of it?" Val asked. "Even Jack?"

I sat still clutching my head. I didn't know about anything anymore. Jack and Val bent down in fron of me smiling stupidly. I wanted to punch thm both really bad, but I smile shown through.

"No..." I said."Not all of it."

Val and Jack smiled, and Val helped me up.

"Now that's it!" Val said. "More ice cream!"

"I ate it though..." Jack said.

"So?" I asked. "Fridge raid!"

The three of us ran downstairs with Val and Jack singing 'A pirate's life for me' all the way, leaving Barndon staring around confused.

"i'm gonna be killed..."

"stop bellyaching! We're going out for Chinese!" I yelled.

"But you don't have any money, remember?" he asked.

"That'swhat boyfriends are for! now come on!"

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