Miss.Ecofreak: hello. Before we begin I would like to point out that all events and characters in this story are entirely fictional. Anything that resembles real life events or persons is coinsidence...

Zakura: ...or extremely exagarrated.

Miss.Ecofreak: a lot.. (giggles)

Answer to Thee Slyshee: yup. Who else wouldcomplain about everyone ignoring her? And what a good idea! (Shoots writers block) damn! Missed! Who would think one story would be so hard to write when I already have the ending all planned out?

Answer to Star Erao: Santa? Why would he be in there, there are no nice kids in Jak3 (giggles) the last moved away in Jak2. :) And Zakura? Would you please remove that Barbie doll?

Zakura: why me?

Miss.Ecofreak: because I have to intruduce the next chapter. Here's a random chain saw massacre starringa not-so-random dwarf rabbit..

CHAPTER 23

A CHAIN SAW MASSACRE WITH A DWARF RABBIT

Jak poked his head in the door to the Naughty Ottsel and had a look around.

He saw Errol, Torn, Luke Skywalker (which still freaked him out), Daxter, Well…ehm…eh, Miss.Ecofreak the dark precursor, but no Naruto-characters.

He let out a sigh of relief and walked in, only just avoiding to get chopped in half by Luke's light sabre.

"Hi Torn, how's it going?" Jak asked casually.

Torn glared at him for a moment.

He was still mad at Jak for dumping him, but decided to drop it for now.

"We're under attack" he told Jak.

"By who?" Jak asked.

"I'm not sure, it's either the metalheads or the kg-bots or it's Miss.Ecofreak's killer rabbit" Torn said, "You better go out and check it out".

Jak walked out to see, his worst fears were confirmed.

It was Zakura the Killer Rabbit, and she had gotten hold of a gigantic chain saw and was cutting things in half with it while Civilian Guy was running after her.

"Stop the thief! She's stolen my chain saw!" Civilian yelled.

Jak shuddered.

"Er… Maybe we should just stay inside, I'm sure Civilian Guy can handle it" he said.

"Some hero you are" Luke snarled.

"Oh yeah? I don't see you go out there and catch the killer rabbit!" Jak said.

Luke flinched.

"K-killer rabbit? WE'RE ALL DOOMED!" then he dived under his table.

"Some hero you are" Daxter muttered, then he followed Luke under the table along with Torn, Well, Jak and Errol.

"And so the killer rabbit came in" I narrated.

Jak stuck his head out to check the door.

"Nope, I'm just teasing yah" I said and laughed before taking another sip of my Coca Cola.

"You really enjoy watching us suffer do you?" Jak asked.

"Yup" I answered, and dipped a chocolate into the coke.

Then the door opened and Civilian Guy came in, he was carrying Zakura under his arm.
"I believe this is yours" he said, dropping the worn-out killer rabbit into my arms.

"Thanks for returning her" I said. "Now get out before you die a slow and painful death for no apparent reason".

"You can't do that" Civilian remarked.

"I am the author, I can do whatever I want" I said.

Civilian Guy looked at the cola I was holding, and the chocolate I had dipped in it, and the little bits of sugar I had put in it to make it even unhealthier (This is extremely exaggerated, coke has enough sugar as it is)

He found it quite weird that I still had teeth; then again, he figured precursor-teeth are probably stronger than regular human or elf-teeth.

Then he walked out, so he wouldn't get killed in a nasty way.

Jak popped up from under the table again.
"You know, this hasn't a lot to do with Jak3" he said.

"Who ever said it did?" I asked.

"It's a Jak3-parody" Jak reminded me.

"Oh… right. Then you better get out there. There are some KG-bots waiting" I said.

"Why did I have to open my big mouth?" Jak sighed, and walked out to stop the KG/metalhead-attack.

Miss.Ecofreak: that was all we had for you today, please review, and don't put more sugar in a coke. That is pointless

Zakura: (pant) this doll is heavy

Miss.Ecofreak: fine, just put it in Damas' cage, I'm sure he won'd mind.