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Chapter Four

. Val's PoV .

"Doot doot do doot do..." I mumbled. "Where are we getting grub at?"

"I dunno... we'll ride the bus til we pick one!" Ronie said. "Brandon! come on!"

"Let me get changed!"

"There's no time! S'ko, big butt!" (S'ko is my way of saying 'Let's go' lol)

Jack was over changing channels on the flatscreen above the fireplace. I walked over and stood by him.

"Anything good on?" I asked.

Jack gave me a weird look and sat down.

"And to think all I wanted was rum..."

I laughed.

"Val! Jack! Let's go!"

"Coming, Ronie!"

- On the deserted bus -

"at least you won't miss Halloween or the parties tomorrow!"

"Yeah, but still, Val..."

"You need a good costume... something really crazy..."

"Hey! There's the place! S'ko!" BJ yelled. "Stop the bus!"

We kept going.

"Hey! STOP!" Ronie yelled.

Still going...

"That's it!"I said.

I ran up and tapped the guy on the shoulder. Then I punched him out.

"Val!!"

"Ya?"

"Waht are you doing?!"

"Um..."

I tried to move the unconcious driver, the Ronie, BJ, and Jack helped. I climbed into the fdriver's seat and they sat the driver in the aisle.

"Val! Stop the bus!"

"Uh... i think I bumped something..."

The bus was going faster. We were flying at 70 mph through town. And lovely... the brake was sticking!

"Yep, definately bumped something..." I muttered.

"Hit the emergency brack!" BJ shouted.

"Hit the floor! Fresh fish!" I screamed.

We sped up to the fish market and took out the crates of fish in front of the store. It was all over the windshield, and I couldn;t find the wipers or emergency brake. Everyone behind me peered up from behind a seat.

"Lass! Turn right!"

"What?!"

Jaack pulled the wheel and we spun to the right on two wheels. When I got control of the wheel and my breath, I widened my eyes.

"Oh on..."

"What?" BJ asked.

"We should've turned left!"

"Why?"

"Because my friend, we are currently speeding our way toward the new bridge currently under construction!"

"Are there any turn-offs?!" Ronie asked.

I shook my head.

"Nice, Val!"

"What's I do?!"

"Well, you punched out Titanic rear and took the wrong turn!"

"Jack did it!"

"Did not!"

"You did to!" I yelled. "And now we're gonna die!"

"Maybe not!" Jack said.

"Oh no... not more of your help!"

Jack crawled betwen my lap and the steering wheel looking for the emergency brake.

"Jack! Move the rump roast! I can't see!"

He got up and leaned over my back looking now.

"Jack! She can't see!"

"Maybe we'll die before we get there..." BJ said. "The driver's gonna strangle us to death!"

. Ronie's PoV .

I whipped my head around, and low and behold, there stood Tubby... He had his fist rolled up to meet Brandon's face, but I pushed him. Not smart... Val is screaming, the horn is going, and the bridge is nearing!

"Ronie! you're gonna die!" Val screamed.

"Like I've never heard that before!"

"Oh no!"

"What?!"

"Bridge!"

"AHHHHHH!!!"

i hit the driver this time and he tumbled out the door onto the sidewalk somewhere. Jack and Brandon fell onto the aisle, and there was the bridge...

"Oh God!" Val screamed.

"What?"

I looked up. not only was the bridge about to end, but there was someone stand there. My eyes widened as Jack and Brandon got up.

"No! don't hit her!" Jack yelled.

He jumped and veered us to the left, sending us airborne. The girls was gone; we had hit her. She flew clear acroos the the other side of the bridge, and we did too, only we're dangling by the bumper from the guardrail!

"Don't... breathe...." I said the the bus rocked gently.

"i can't..." Brandon said.

"Any ideas, Jack?" i asked.

He looked all around.

"Two options... climb to the top, or die trying."

"First."

"Yep."

"First one."

"Ok, the lassies first..."

"Go ahead, Val..." I said.

"Ronie, get you butt up there."

"Val, just go."

"No!"

"Go already, Val!" Brandon said.

. Val's PoV .

"Ok, BJ," I said.

I looked up. I had to climb the seats. Joy.

"Easy, lass," Jack said.

I started climbing and the bus tilted.

"No, not gonna work," he said.

"Maybe if Ronie and Val climb up at the same time..." BJ suggested.

"Good thinkin', mate... Both of ye!One on each side, and together..."

Ronie and I stepped up together, and the bus creaked loudly.

"I can't do this!" I shouted.

"Come on, Val," Ronie said. "Block out the noise."

I nodded and we continued climbing. Halfway up, Jack and BJ started climbing up the aisle by the legs of the seats.

"Hey! Why do you get the easy way?!" I asked.

"We'll get to the top and help you out..." BJ said.

They passed us up and the bus shifted again. Then...

KAPOW

I looked down. Oh shit... the bus is on fire.

"Ronie!"

"What?"

"Climb faster!"

"Trying!"

I looked up; BJ and Jack had made it. They flung open the fire escape, and Jack climbed out.

"Where's he going?!" I yelled.

"Forget it! Hurry up!" BJ said.

I looked down. Fire rising. Bus shifting. I'm shaking.

"Ronie! Help! I can't move!"

Then I saw Jack. he helped Ronie out of the bus, said something to her and BJ, and the ran off.

"I'm comin' for ye, luv!"

Boy, did I feel better when he said that. When he reached me, he pushed me up immediately. I went, but the Jack got caught on something.

"Jack! Come on! I'm not leaving you!"

"Just go! I'll be fine!"

I trusted him when he said it, so I climbed up. When I reached the fire escape, I looked back and saw thar Jack hadn't moved, and he was still struggling to free himsef. Ronie and BJ grabbed me before I could do anything to help him, and halfway across the street, the bus exploded.

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