Miss.Ecofreak: I'm back! Did anyone miss me?
(silence)
Miss.Ecofreak: no one?
(silence)
Miss.Ecofreak: Zakura?
Zakura: huh? I was busy reading Shonen Jump. Did you say something?
Miss.Ecofreak: never mind
Answer to Meowen (did you miss me then?): He sure does, but I think Jak might hate the shirts even more, he runs away and hides whenever Ashelin tries to give him one. And later it will turn out that Cornelius hates them just as much.
Zakura: (reads plans for last chapters) oh? Do you really think so?
Miss.Ecofreak: This chapter has elements of South Park in it...
Jak: NOT AGAIN? Why can't you ever stick to the old Jak3-characters?
Miss.Ecofreak: (smirk) Where's the fun in that?
CHAPTER 24
PINKEYE… or is it the living dead?
Defeating the metalheads and the Kg-bots turned out to be harder than Jak thought.
It might have been easier if he stopped yelling "BEWARE OF DARK ECO FREAKS!" whenever he got close enough to kill them.
After doing so for like three hours, Daxter figured he might as well put Jak back into Damas' maniac-cage (after removing the life-sized Barbie-doll Zakura had put in it) while Well and Daxter took Civilian Guy's chain saw.
"Hey! It's mine!" Civilian yelled as he ran after Well and Daxter.
"No it's not! I (chain) saw it first!" Zakura yelled as she ran after Civilian.
"Running's good. Running makes fat go away. Too hyper. Have to run" Ehm yelled as he ran after Zakura.
"Stop Ehm…wait! Think I've got it! No, forgot it! He's stolen my coke!" Miss.Ecofreak yelled as she ran after Ehm, but soon she collapsed on the ground (there's much energy in sugar, too bad it runs out quickly) soon after, Ehm collapsed as well.
Well and Daxter ignored the persecutors and kept chopping metalheads and KG-bots in half.
Then suddenly a guy with sticky puffy eyes appeared, he looked rather… brainless.
"What's your problem?" Daxter asked.
"Piiiiiinkeeeeeeye" the zombie-guy said.
Daxter looked at him with a puzzled expression for a moment, and then three kids dressed for snow appeared and chopped the guy in half.
"Hm, that was random" Daxter said as the kids had disappeared
"Did you see how fat that kid was?" Well asked.
"I'm not fat! I'm just big boned!" the fat kid yelled from wherever he was.
Then they heard another kid yell "Oh my god! I killed Kenny!"
"Dude, that was even more random" Daxter said.
Suddenly Jak drove in on a zoomer.
"Hey! How did you get out?" Daxter asked.
"I called the fire brigade. But you'll never guess what I saw on the way here" Jak said. "I saw some kids having a funeral, and then they went of to eat candy at some "Cartman's" place and watch dirty pictures of his mom. And then the kid in the grave rose from the death"
"And? What's so weird about that?" Daxter asked.
"That one they called Cartman was really fat" Jak explained.
"What a scary experience" Well said. "And I was hoping Miss.Ecofreak would stop making people from other series come in here".
Before his two friends had time to comment, Forrest Gump ran by.
"That's too much to hope for" Jak explained.
"Let's go to the gun course!" Daxter said.
"Aw! Again? You and Tess will only spend your time hugging Jak said.
"No we won't! We'll be kissing a lot too!" Daxter said.
Reluctantly, Jak and Well came with Daxter to the gun course.
Daxter didn't waste any time, he ran over to Tess and hugged her.
"Daxter! You're back!" Tess said. "This place is far too dangerous. We need our own little place on the country, a large pink house which looks like a mushroom (smurf house), with a large bed for me, and a tiny cage on the side of the house for you"
"Sounds like heaven" Daxter said.
"Hey! What about me?" Jak asked.
"Oh… you can share this cage with Daxter" Tess said, holding up a tiny hamster cage.
"Wow! Dreams do come true!" Jak said. "I had almost lost hope when I didn't die in the desert"
"And me? You never mentioned me" Well said.
"Of course. I didn't forget you little bearded flut-flut. You can share the gigantic house with me" Tess said,
"Weak" Well said. "And I wanted the hamster cage.
"I need it more!" Pepper the hamster said.
"What would you need it for? You're a hamster!" Daxter said.
The hamster soon figured there was no use talking sense to this idiots so he walked away feeling miserable, then he figured he might as well move into Damas' cage instead, that was bigger anyway.
Jak: Cartman sure is fat
Kyle: he sure is
Stan: yeah
Kenny: (mutters)
Cartman: HEY!
Damas: what is that hamster doing in my cage?
Miss.Ecofreak: (snores)
Zakura: If you think Cartman is fat, please review. If you think Cartman has anorexia (yeah right), please review. If you don't know who Cartman is, review anyway.
