Miss.Ecofreak: wow! Dork3 has got exactly 100 reviews! That's more than any other fic I've written, and we're far from finished yet!

Zakura: fun fun fun

Answer to Red Hawk K'sani: hah! Did you hear that Jak? Not everyone is so angry at other fictional characters popping out of nowhere.

Jak: well Red Hawk is a laz... (falls down into a hole which just randomly popped out of nowhere)

Miss.Ecofreak: don't be mean. You know what will happen.

Zakura: Sorry about that. Jak is just a bit angry that Miss.Ecofreak is screwing up a perfectly good story

Miss.Ecofreak: screwing up? I'm just making it a bit... funnier

Zakura: insane is the word

Miss.Ecofreak: Very funny. Now here comes another funny...

Zakura: INSANE

Miss.Ecofreak:... chapter of Dork3... nothing special

CHAPTER 25

SOME PLACE TO PLACE A SWITCH

After talking to Tess the happy three friends went to talk to Ashelin instead.

"Hi Jak, nice of you to drop by" Ashelin said without even looking up, yes she was indeed sewing another t-shirt which currently had the text "Please eat some shit", (it was supposed to say "Please eat some shitake mushrooms")

Zakura: don't you ever make up things of your own?

Miss.Ecofreak: aw, do I have to?

"This is getting old" Jak said. "Hey, do you have any insane missions for us today?"

"Nope" Ashelin said. "Unless you want to help me sew these shirts"
"No thank you" Jak said.

"I have a dangerous mission for you!" Samos said, appearing out of nowhere wearing a t-shirt saying "Don't misread the subtitles making it seem that Japanese people are saying things that are dirty… and oh yeah! I love Mar"

"Do you see that war factory out there?" Samos asked.

"You mean the one Cornelius is trying to spit at?" Jak asked.

"Yup. That one" Samos said.

"No. I don't see it" Jak answered.

Samos pulled Jak over to the window and knocked Cornelius who pointlessly tried to spit at his brother's new toy out of the window so he fell like a hundred inches or so.

"That war factory!" the old sage said pointing at the gigantic crimson red war factory.

Jak stared at it as if he had never seen it before and that was strange since it had been there all since he returned to Haven and it wasn't really hard to miss.

"That's a nasty looking war factory" Daxter said. "So what are we going to do? Knock on the door and ask if Errol wants to come out and play?"
The door opened and Cornelius came in sitting in a wheelchair pushed my Seem who was also in a wheel chair (and wearing a shirt with the text "Ottsels are good at pushing wheel chairs") pushed by a random ottsel.

"Or you can ask if he wants this poison snake I got for his birthday" Cornelius said.

"You haven't given him that yet? I thought you found it a year ago" Jak said.
"I did, but Shadow confiscated it and took it to an animal shelter, saying I was abusing it. It took me years to get it back!" Cornelius complained, confusing everyone by saying years when only one year had passed.

"Hey! You're not supposed to keep animals! You can't take care of them!" Samos complained.

"Why the not?" Cornelius asked, using Jak's favourite word.

"You fed your pet bird to the snake!" Samos said.
"No I didn't! It was Kate's bird! I just stole it" Cornelius said stubbornly.

Up until now Jak had actually been on Cornelius side but now…

"You stole my sister's pet bird and fed it to your snake?" he asked.

"No. I fed it to Daxter's snake" Cornelius said.

"Oh. Then it's alright" Jak said relieved.

Zakura sighed in relief too, but only because Cornelius had never taken Kate's rabbit and fed it to the snake (he wasn't able to, because Kate's rabbit was killed by a dog 17 years earlier)

"Er… can I tell you the mission soon?" Samos asked.

"Just tell, we're listening" Well said as he was reading Shonen Jump in gibberish.

Zakura: funny. I never knew anyone gave out magazines in that language

"Okay. We need to destroy the war factory. But to do that we have to get into the power station to turn of its eco shield" Samos explained. "The switch to open the Power Station door is in the sewers"

Everyone in the room plus a couple of guys who weren't in the room but were following the conversation on their hidden camera looked at Samos with a puzzled expression.

"Why the is the switch in the sewers?" Cornelius asked.

"Hey! Is your favourite word too?" Jak asked in surprise.

"I don't give a what Cornelius' favourite word is. Why would anyone in their right mind put a switch in the sewers? Isn't it sewer in the sewers?" Daxter asked.

Jak sighed.

"We've been through this before Dax. OF COURSE ITS SEWER IN THE SEWERS!" he yelled.

"Since when have there ever been anyone in this fic who are in their right mind?" Samos asked.

"That's not the point. The switch was in the sewers in the original too" Miss.Ecofreak stated, surprising everyone by the fact that she was there and had stopped writing the story in first-person.

"It's to make the game harder" Samos said. "Now. All of you. GET OUT OF HERE!"

So. All of them. Got out of there.

Except Keira who was busy being ignored and wearing a t-shirt saying "Jak ignores me".

Next to her was Shikamaru being ignored as well, he was continuing Keira's t-shirt-writing by wearing one that said "How troublesome"
next to him again Sakura, Zakura and Ino was standing wearing identical t-shirts saying "Whining bitch. Sasuke has always ignored me and you don't hear me complain"

And there was Sasuke, being ignored and ignoring everyone else in return.

Wow! There sure are a lot of people in the HQ right now who are being ignored!

Zakura: do you speak gibberish?

Miss.Ecofreak: blib blab blob

Zakura: obviously.

Jak: (climbs up from the hole) okay, WHAT is Ino, Sakura, Sasuke and Shikamaru doing in the freedom league HQ?

Miss.Ecofreak: the same thing as Keira was doing. Being ignored.

Jak: Keira was there? (Gets an anvil thrown at him and falls back into the hole)

Miss.Ecofreak: Feel free to speak your opinion.

Keira: (holds another anvil in case Jak ignores her again) what is that supposed to mean?

Miss.Ecofreak: review guys! And I'll make sure Jak doesn't insult anyone again.