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Chapter Five

. Ronie's PoV .

My heart sank. I suddenly regreted everything I had said to the guy. It was a bit passed midnight I was gueesing. I knew him for two hours, and then we kill him. But he isn't even real!

The burning inferno of the bus fell to the bay loudly.

"JACK!!! JACK!!!" Val screamed, breaking away from us.

Brandon and I ran after her, and we were all yelling for him.

"Jack?!"

"Jack..."

"JACK?!?!"

I stopped for a minute, but Val kept screaming.

"Val, stop..."

"No! He's alive!"

"Val, he isn't immortal..."

"Yeah huh! Jack!!!"

"Val -"

"Look! Just becaues you're mad and upset about Michigan and you got mad at Jack and just up and decided to hate him doesn't mean I did!"

"I don't hate him, Val!"

"Then let's go find him!"

"Val..."

"Let her go, Ronie..." Brandon said. "I want to find him."

"I do, too! Just not blown up in fifty pieces!"

"Come on, Ronie! Down this ladder!"

Val was standing by a ladder going down under the bridge, and I went down it first.

"Jack?!" I yelled, hitting the sandbar. "You there?"

"See him?" Val asked, coming down.

"No!"

"Jack! Jack!!!"

"OWWW!!!

"Brandon?"

"Fine... just fell off the ladder..."

"You're a loser..."

"JACK?!?!"

"What's all the shoutin' about?"

Our heads turned. Jack! Coming out of the water! Val ran over to him in the water immediatley and put a death grip on him.

"See, Ronie! He is immortal!" she said.

"A skilled pirate..." I said.

"Same thing..."

"Is not..."

"Then how did he survive?"

"God, Val, just get up there before the cops show up."

"Too late," Brandon said.

I looked up and saw flashing lights all over the bridge.

"Lovely."

Brandon and Val went up the ladder, BUT jACK DIDN'T GO UP RIGHT AWAY...

"What?"

"Nothing," he said.

"Then go."

"Why are ye mad at me?"

"I already told you, it's not you."

"Then why do ye get mad if I speak?"

"I don't!"

"Ye just did, luv."

"Would you just get up the ladder?"

Without a wrod, he went and I followed. He just didn't get it, did he?

Someone grabbed my hand and whipped me onto the road.

"What the-"

"We're on the news!" Val said. "Check it out!"

"Hello, everybody. I'm Wendy Lilancole here with the survivors of the runaway bus. Tell me, how would you best describe the expirience?"

Brandon raised an eyebrow.

"A twisted version of Speed."

"It was crazy," Val said, grabbing the microphone. "Everything was fine until the driver died of... of... Jack, help me out here..."

"What? Me?"

"I don't know, he just died! And then POW! The bus was on fire... There was no escape since the bus was speeding towards the bridge! I did all in my power to-"

I grabbed the mike.

"Lady, shut up. We don't care! Bye!"

"Ronie!"

"Let's go, Val!"

"Any last comments?" the reporter asked.

"I'll explain about the door later, Mom!" Brandon said before I tugged him away.

"S'ko, BJ!" Val said.

"Stop."

"What is it, Jack?" Val asked.

"We need to find that women or tell them bout her..."

"Do not... search dogs'll find her," I said.

"Can we go home?"

"No..."

"Why not, Brandon?"

"We're going to Home Depot to get another door!"

"Why?"

"Cause you and Val killed the last one!"

"We don't have a car..."

"So we borrow BJ's parent's car when they get home!" Val said.

"The idea is to do this before they get home..."

"Oh yeah..."

"Where are we gonna get a car?"

. Val's PoV .

I smiled.

"Yo, copper dude!"

The guy gave me a look. I smiled sweetly.

"I mean, hello officer."

"Yes?"

"Can you take us home?"

"Where do you live?"

"Home Depot."

"You live at Home Depot?"

"She might," Ronie said. "But the rest of us-"

"-live at Home Depot!"

"Val, that's not-"

"Yes it is! So, how bout it officer?"

he stared at me.

"What if I threw in a Krispy Kreme donut?"

He raised an eyebrow. I made an 'O' with my fingers and waved it around.

"Donut... come on... you know you want it... ooo, yum yum..."

"Val, stop being retarded..." Ronie said. "Look, just take us to Home Depot."

"Why?"

"Because I busted up my boyfriend's door with an ax!"

"Did you now?"

"Yeah, and I helped! i said. "Just take us already."

"Will your parents be there?"

"Ya beanie! I'll even show you them when we get there!"

"Get in..." he said with a sigh.

"We jumped into the backseat of the car with BJ up front.

"You're parents are at Home Depot?!" Ronie whispered to me.

"Hey, you never know..."

"Oh yeah, Val... your parents just up and decided to run to Home Depot!"

"It could happen!"

- 10 min later -

"here we are, Home Depot," the cop said.

"Great!" I said as we jumped out of the car. "Thanks!"

"Hold up!"

"Ya beanie?"

"Where are your parents?"

"Umm... ronie?"

"Hey, you got into this, not me..."

"Uh, you know what? Our parents are dead. I forgot."

"Your parents are dead?" the cop asked.

"Yeah," I said. "And so we live with Jack now!"

"Ye do?" Jack asked.

"We do?"

"Yep!"

"But you said you'd show your parents to me-"

"-when we got here! And ta da! Here he is!"

"Hello, sir. Captain Jack Sparrow."

"Are these children-"

"Children?!"

"Val, chill..."

"Let go Ronie! I'll beat him down and show him who's a children!"

"I'm calling for back up..."

"Get over here and face me like a man!"

"Val..."

"Shut up! Loser!"

"Val, you're making a big deal out of this!"

"We can make it bigger if you want!" And Jack will help me!"

Jack drew his sword.

"Aye!"

"Give me that!" You can use the gun!"

I took the sword from Jack.

"Val," Ronie said, "put it down..."

"Not til I get respect as a seventeen year-old! I am no children!"

"Child..."

"Shut up, BJ!!!"

"Now see here," the cop said.

Jack pulled out his gun and pointed it at the officer's face.

"That's not very nice..."

"Hey! He's protecting us!" I said.

"Hey, you're a loser! Look, officer, my friend is challenged and she forgot her meds today..."

"Meds?!"

"Val, shut up!"

"NEVER!!!"

. Brandon's PoV .

I watched Ronie and val argue in front of the cop. I tapped Jack on the shoulder.

"Aye?"

"Come on..." i whispered.

"Idea?"

"Yep."

We snuck up the parking lot and found the cart return.

"Get in," I said.

"That?"

"Yeah..."

Jack got in shakily.

"Get ready..."

I turned the cart out of the cart return and ran full speed. jack stood up.

"Faster, mate!"

"Look out! Ronie! Val!"

They jumped out of the way and we tunred right at the policeman.

"Brandon!"

"BJ! Jack!"

"Look out!"

"AHHHHHH!!!"

"ARRRGGHH!!!"

Jack hit the cop and went flying from the cart and into somebody's windsheild. the cop was unconcious. Cool...

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