Miss.Ecofreak: So... here we go again

Answer to Meowen: (Miss.Ecofreak is wearing a t-shirt saying "No way! Monthy Python is the coolest:)!") I'm glad you liked it. I really enjoy putting characters from all over the place into a story where they don't usually belong.

Jak: (glares at Miss.Ecofreak)

Answer to Light-Eco-Sage: I know! And it drives me insane! I had always expected Jak and Keira were going to kiss in Jak3 seeing they never got to do it in Jak and Daxter or Jak2 (glares at Daxter)

Daxter: what? is that my fault?

Miss.Ecofreak: (ignores Daxter) but noooo. What's the big deal? Why is Keira being ignored like that?

Keira: yes! why?

Zakura: hey! Now I'm feeling ignored! Can we start now?

CHAPTER 26

VIN IS… SOME WEIRD THING

"I'm going to sew the person who put the switch down here!" Jak said as he stepped in shit again.

"It would be easier if you stopped walking in the sewer-water" Daxter said lazily. "Besides, you spelled sue wrong".

"No. I meant what I said. I want to sew them onto to a teddy bear and then throw mentioned teddy bear into the house of the teletubbies. They're going to be so freaked out", Jak laughed at the thought of screaming teletubbies.

"And I thought he wanted to get revenge on the guy making the switch" Daxter whispered.

"You know Jak hates the teletubbies more than he hates anyone else" Well whispered back.

Finally the happy three friends found the strangely placed switch.

As Jak walked up to it, he suddenly heard a strange voice.

"This scene really shows Jak's inner struggle and… nah, who am I kidding?" the voice said.
"What was that?" Daxter asked.

"The audio commentary" Miss.Ecofreak explained. "I found it quite amusing".

"Stupid precursor" Daxter muttered when suddenly a metalhead came by and bit his tail for no apparent reason.

"What now?" Jak asked as he pulled the switch.

"Now we have to find the cypher in the eco grid" Well said.

"What the is that?" Jak asked.

"I don't know, but that's what the missions list say" Well explained.

"Oh well, let's go see Vin" Jak said.

"Vin's dead" Daxter stated.

"Whatever. Let's go see him anyway" Jak said.

Then they went to the power station to see Vin.

And to their (except Jak's) surprise, they did see Vin, or a holographic projection of him.

"Vin! You're a multi-layered-hyper linking digi - memic -bio- construct super clocked mega memory construct!" Jak said (Impressed I was able to write that? That's what Vin actually said!) making everyone around him faint in surprise because he was able to tell whatever Vin was.

"Er… yeah" Vin/the multi-layered-hyper linking digi - memic -bio- construct super clocked mega memory construct said. "What do you want?"
"We want something in the eco grid that can help us get in to the war factory" Daxter said.
"Oh… I can help you! Or actually. No" Vin said.

"Why not?" Well asked.

"Where's the fun in playing if I give you all the stuff you need? You need to play some Pacman-thing to get it" Vin said.

"Why the hell do we need to do that?" Daxter asked.

"BECAUSE I SAY SO!" Vin yelled. Wow, he sure is more courageous as a multi-layered-hyper linking digi - memic -bio- construct super clocked mega memory construct.

Daxter, shivering, decided to play the pacman-thing, luckily he had just bought the "Nes-classic" edition of Pacman and trained a lot so he managed to get the thing.

Jak didn't even want to come near it.

He felt he was betraying Sony by playing Nintendo-games.

"Okay. Now you can get into the war factory and blow the damn thing up" Vin said.

"Will it be a large explosion?" Jak asked.

"No" Vin said.

Jak became sad.

"Ha ha! Got you! You should have seen your face!" Vin said and started laughing as Daxter, Well, Jak and Torn (who just happened to be there) looked at him with a puzzled expression.

"Hey Torn. Why do you happen to be here?" Daxter asked as Jak hid behind Vin's holographic face.

"I'm looking at Vin with a puzzled expression" Torn said, he was wearing a t-shirt saying "I wish Praxis was a multi-layered-hyper linking digi - memic -bio- construct super clocked mega memory construct too". "And right now I'm looking at Jak with a puzzled expression. Does he really think I can't see him when he's behind that transparent face?"
"Apparently he does" Daxter said.

"Fine, so he's not exactly smart. But he's still gorgeous" Torn said.

That made Jak run away screaming.

"Oh… where was he going now?" Torn asked Vin.

"Why do you ask me?" Vin asked.

"You're the multi-layered-hyper linking digi - memic -bio- construct super clocked mega memory construct here. Can't you look it up in a map or something?" Torn said.

"No, I'm no multi-layered-hyper-linking-digi-memic bio-construct-super-clocked-mega-memory-construct who looks in maps. I'm a multi-layered-hyper-linking-digi-memic-bio- construct-super-clocked-mega-memory-construct who stands around here doing nothing" Vin said.

"Fancy name. nothing else fancy" Torn muttered.

"That stupid thing is useless. I want the old Vin back" Miss.Ecofreak said, glaring at the body of the assassins who killed Vin that just happened to be lying around in the power station…stinking a lot.

"How come every character that dies in Dork2 reappears in Dork3?" Jak asked as his friends found him outside, hiding in Torn's zoomer.

"Relax Jak. It's not like every dead character returns" Daxter said as Baron Praxis walked by in the background, followed by some krimson guards, some metalheads and the assassins who killed Vin.

Zakura: How did you memorize Vin's line? It's a freaking hard word!

Miss.Ecofreak: lot's of freaking hard words! But basicly I took a pencil and a paper and played of the scene on the scene player like twice or three times, and wrote it of as I watched it. No big deal. Anyway. Please review, and you'll find out whether the next chapter is Star-Wars-related or not.

Zakura: wha?