Miss.Ecofreak: bla bla bla, bla bla, bla bla bla bla bla
Zakura: made sense...
Answer to Light-Eco girl: It's a hard phrase to remember. I had such a hard time writing it down :p But I figured I had to write it because I thought it would be funny if Jak (who has always been portrayed as an idiot in this fic) was able to say the exact phrase.
Answer to Thee Slushee: I'm sorry to say (well not really) that the writers block in question did die a slow and painful death (slow because I spent like half an hour writing nonsense which I actually saved and placed in My Documents, thought that part was even stupider than Dork3 so you'll never see it in Light Within) But you've propably noticed it's been updated:)
Answer to Meowen: great singing!
Zakura: you didn't even hear the melody. Meowen only wrote "dum-dum"
Miss.Ecofreak: oh, okay. Here's chapter 27.
CHAPTER 27
THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK… SURPRISINGLY ENOUGH
Jak, Daxter and Well hijacked Torn's zoomer and went up to the KG-war factory to blow up the damn thing.
"Hey! Come back with my zoomer!" Torn yelled, throwing his t-shirt at them. (Said t-shirt had the text "Praxis is a great MP3-Player")
"Come back with my chain saw!" Civilian Guy yelled at Zakura the Killer Rabbit who had in fact stolen his chain saw again and was using it to… chop wood (hah! Didn't expect that did you?)
"Yeah! Now we can break the war factory!" Cornelius yelled.
"Hey! What are you doing here?" Jak asked.
"Do you think I want to sit by and watch as you destroy everything my brother loves so dearly? No way! I want to break his stuff too!" Cornelius said.
"Okay" Jak said smiling.
Daxter used the zoomer's cannons to shoot down every KG-bot who flew to attack them as Jak got sick by the sight of oil.
"This sucks. I wish Jak hadn't shot down the Millenium Falcon or this would have been so much easier!" Daxter complained.
Then the last of the KG-bots was shot down by the death star.
"Thank you!" Well yelled.
"You're welcome" Darth Vader yelled back.
"We'd like to stay and chat but we have to go destroy the last of the jedi" the emperor yelled.
And then the death star took of.
Jak didn't shoot it this time; he was too busy being confused.
"Did we just receive help from some of the evilest guys in the universe?" he asked Cornelius.
"No way! That was only the empire. They're not half as evil as Errol and his maniac uncle" Cornelius said. (In my other fic, Baron Praxis is Errol and Cornelius' uncle)"
Must be because you shot down the Millennium Falcon last year. They probably felt they owed you something" Well said.
Now that the KG-bots were destroyed, Daxter proceeded to destroy the propels that kept the KG-factory flying.
And then the KG-factory… kept flying as if nothing ever happened.
"What keeps that thing in the air?" Cornelius asked.
"Let's go inside and ask your brother" Jak suggested.
The zoomer landed outside a door which conveniently enough opened for the KG's four worst enemies.
Inside they finally got to see Cyber-Errol in all his glory…ew.
This didn't affect them much though; he had been sitting in the Naughty Ottsel for weeks.
They found Cyber-Errol in the kitchen, where he was trying to find his beer.
"Hey! HICK! What are you guys doing here?" he asked as he saw the happy three friends and his ecstatic little brother (Cornelius finds it extremely amusing to see his older brother having his entire body blown up and replaced by metal).
"We came through the front door" Jak answered.
"HICK! Damn it. BILLY!" Cyber Errol shouted.
A KG-bot appeared in the door.
"I'm not Billy. I'm Mortimer" the KG-bot said.
"Then where the HICK is Billy?" Errol asked.
Mortimer whistled innocently, not wanting to tell his boss that Billy was tied up in the basement with both his feet chopped of and his brain/hard disk pinned on the wall next to him.
"Well, if you see him, remind him to shut the door next time the factory is under attacked HICK!" Errol said.
Jak, Well, Daxter and Cornelius had just been standing by watching the conversation.
"Hm, this was highly amusing" Cornelius said.
"Nah. I still miss good old Vin" Jak said. "He was a good guy. A bit crazy".
"Hey! Who're you calling HICK crazy?" Errol asked.
"Vin" Jak answered.
"Oh" Errol answered. "Well…HICK… I still feel like fighting you since you stole my girlfriend".
"Hey! I want to fight you!" Cornelius said.
"But you haven't stolen anything from me HICK" Errol said.
"Really? So you never wondered what happened to your little guinea pig Keira?" Cornelius asked.
(Miss.Ecofreak: aw, how cute. He named the guinea pig after his one true love)
"So what? I hated that guinea HICK" Errol said.
"Then what about your even smaller hamster Keira?" Cornelius asked.
(Aw, how cute. He named the hamster after his one true love)
"That hamster was five years old. HICK. That's way past a hamster's natural age" Errol said.
"So… you never wondered what happened to your chinchilla Chicky?" Cornelius asked.
"Chicky was mom's chinchilla. Mine was called Keira HICK" Errol said.
(Aw. How cute. He named the chinchilla after his one true love)
"Then… did you ever wonder what happened to your old bird Tanya?" Cornelius asked.
"Tanya is your bird. I never had a bird HICK" Errol said.
"Oh well. Let's just fight anyway!" Cornelius said and attacked Errol, he was very angry at his older brother because he stepped on his dear rat, Keira.
(Aw. How cute. He named the rat after… his brother's true love?)
Errol hiccupped and kicked Cornelius' ass since he was two years older and had his body covered in strong metal armour.
Besides, Cornelius was never that good in hand-to-hand combat and he left his gun at home in Keira's cage.
Meanwhile, in Cornelius' house.
"I'm really glad to not be ignored but… let me out of this cage!" Keira the elf shouted as she sat in a large cage with nothing else to play with than a gun and a t-shirt with the text "JakJakJakJakJakJak".
Back at the KG-factory, Jak kicked Cyber Errol's ass.
"Funny. I never knew Errol had a pet?" Jak said as his worst enemy lay half-dead on the floor (not completely dead though or this would be a short story)
"He doesn't… not anymore" Cornelius said. "Though right now there's 64 animals at my house all named Keira and two named Chicky and Tanya so it gets a bit confusing".
"Not to mention Keira bit my tail this morning" Tanya said, reminding everyone she was in the building, although no one had noticed her yet.
"Which Keira? The chinchilla? The dog? The cat? The mouse? The animal? The wumpbee? The elephant? The house? The old hag? The hamster? The earth worm? (duh, they don't have teeth) the bear?" Cornelius asked and the list went on and on.
"Um… I don't even remember" Tanya answered.
"Can I adopt one of the pets? I've always wanted a hamster" Darth Vader said.
"Sure, here you go" Cornelius said and gave Darth Vader Keira the hamster who was now six years old and pretty much dead.
Miss.Ecofreak: okay, that wasn't as much star wars in this chapter as you might would expect from the title, but I hope you liked it anyway.
Zakura: Does your school's animals have as unimaginary names as Errol and COrnelius' pets
Miss.Ecofreak: of course not. You should know that, you lived there.
Zakura: Well you did have a bird and a rabbit both named Pelle, which is a boys name although the budgie was female
Miss.Ecofreak: Sure, but we really wanted to name the budgie Pelle and we had only one so... but what does this have to do with Dork3? Please review folks:)
