Miss.Ecofreak: I'm back and cheering
Zakura: for what? Daxtergame for PSP? New Jak-game for Ps2? You're getting a rat?
Miss.Ecofreak Correct... exept for the rat-thing.
Answer to Light-Eco-Sage: Errol doesn't have any pets for the moment, Cornelius stole them all.
Zakura: that could be a sign of mental disease. Some people take in more animals than they can handle and think they're the only ones who can look after them.
Miss.Ecofreak: (walks in carrying all of Cornelius' animals to her room) how stupid isn't that? But here comes another chapter of Dork3.
CHAPTER 28
RESCUE FUNNY TRANSSEXUAL MONK AT THE TEMPLE
Jak looked at the chapter headline with an annoying look on his face.
"Aw, do I have too?" he asked.
"Apparently you must, or this will never finish" Daxter said. "We won't get the next mission until we complete this one. Besides, maybe you'll learn to fly!"
"Yeah right. As if that would ever happen" Jak snarled.
So Well and Daxter had to drag their elfin pal all the way to the monk temple.
Actually they had to drive to get there because there were so many small islands they could only get by riding the dune hoper (which they had left at the temple last time they were there) or Daxter's Mercedes, that doesn't jump but Daxter had propels fastened on it so it could fly them over.
Daxter was driving, he didn't trust Well's driving skills after the leaper-hunt.
In fact, he had just got news that the leaper they caught (which Cornelius imaginatively enough had named "Keira" although it was a male) had died of the fatal heart disease it had but that's another story.
Well was given the hard job of making sure Jak didn't jump of the roof of the Mercedes, why he was on the roof in the first place was a mystery to Torn, but for me however… I find it just as mysterious.
Finally, after about thirty seconds they reached the monk temple.
Thirty seconds later they stood in front of the precursor oracle/large ottsel statue.
"Hi guys. Do you need help getting to the funny transsexual monk?" the oracle asked.
"How can a statue talk?" Daxter asked all of a sudden.
"I'll give you a new light power! One which will help you reach new places" the oracle said and gave Jak a new light power, one which would help him reach new places.
"Wow! Now you can fly! Just like me!" Well said.
"Flut-fluts don't fly, Well" Light Jak said. "And neither does leprechauns" he added in a whisper.
With his newly acquired wings, Jak managed to get through the monk temple only to find Seem standing by a broken wall looking at the day star, apart from that, she wasn't doing anything at all.
"Well you sure help us a lot saving the universe" Jak said as he changed back from his light form.
"Nah, why bother? You're the hero anyway" Seem said, she was wearing a t-shirt with the text "Doesn't that precursor oracle look adorable?"
"Sure, but you're supposed to be the helpful transsexual monk who gives me advice and stuff" Jak said.
"No, that's Pecker's job. My job is to get annoyed by you until this scene where I'm supposed to be grateful that you saved my life from those dark makers Miss.Ecofreak forgot to add and give you the artefact Miss.Ecofreak forgot to add" Seem said.
Jak looked around; surely, the important artefact was not there.
"You're doing this on purpose don't you?" he asked the author who was standing right next to him drinking coke.
"Yup" the dark precursor said, and suddenly the time map appeared out of nowhere.
"So… what does this thing do?" Jak asked and started shaking the time map.
"Don't break it moron! That will help you power up the planetary-defence system… if you by any chance feel like doing that. But apart from that it's completely useless, just ignore it" Seem said.
Jak threw the time map in Seems head so she fainted, picked it up again, and left her to die.
Unfortunately for Jak, Seem didn't die. She was rescued by a singing warthog and his ottsel-looking friend.
"Hm. This was quite odd" Seem said as she looked at the two animals who were currently singing Hakuna Matata along with Daxter's fan club.
She was indeed quite familiar with this song, in fact, "no worries" (English for Hakuna matata) had been her motto since the start of this fic.
Timon and Pumbaa also found themselves a new hobby.
Instead of bowling for vultures and hyenas, they figured bowling for dark-makers was even more amusing (until they found another animal to bowl for).
Miss.Ecofreak: please review. Meanwhile I'll take a nap.
Zakura: you can't sleep now! You have to feed all the animals you brought home and finish the next chapters of Dork3, Light Within, Undercover Ottsel and Harry Potter.
Miss.Ecofreak: I didn't write Harry Potter you stupid rabbit! If I did, I could afford buying a chinchilla instead of the long-eared stupid animal I have now
Zakura:.. so I'm just a replacement for a more expensivie animal.
Miss.Ecofreak: nope. you should know more than anyone not to take my authours-note seriusly. Review people.
