Miss.Ecofreak: Alright, here's another fairly random and confusing chapter where nothing serious happens
Zakura: not unlike the rest of the fic in other words.
Miss.Ecofreak. but first some review answering
Answer to Malik Ming: According to what I've read JakX combat racing is for PS2, and yup, it's a racing game (with a title like that it should be obvious) but I think it will have some history in it too.
Answer to Meowen: take of the coat and it won't be so hot;) And yeah, Daxter comes out on a new PSP-game, it might turn out the only reason why I buy a PSP, seeing that almost every other games I've seen for it is racing, shooting, racing, shooting... snore.
Zakura: wake up dark precursor! We've got a story to tell here!
Miss.Ecofreak: just five more minutes zzzzzzzzzzzz
Zakura: why do I bother trying? Here's a rather confusing chapter.
CHAPTER 29
A RATHER CONFUSING DAY
As the happy three friends got back to Spargus they found a very distressed Damas by the canon.
"Hi fatherly-figure. What's eating you?" Jak asked.
"Nothing, he's at the top of the food chain!" an ottsel-looking guy said and started laughing manically until Pumbaa found it a good idea to bowl for meercats.
"So… what's wrong Damas?" Jak asked as soon as the two lion king-characters had ran of into the desert to look for a new lion-cub to adopt.
"Aw. Not much. I'm only a bit worried because these large dark maker-robots are destroying the city" Damas said.
Jak turned around, and sure enough, behind him (quite odd he hadn't noticed) was five gigantic dark maker-robots.
"Those were some nasty robots" Daxter said. "We better run away screaming".
"Good idea" Jak said.
And so Jak, Well, Damas and Daxter ran away screaming into the desert.
"Some heroes they are" Luke Skywalker said, then he too ran away screaming.
"No, this isn't getting anywhere!" I yelled.
Then Jak, Daxter and Well appeared out of nowhere.
"How did we end up here?" Jak asked. "We were just hiding behind a palm three in the desert".
"You are the heroes of this fic! So if you don't get up at that cannon and shot down these dark makers we will never be done here!" I yelled.
"So… what you're saying is… we'll be stuck in this fanfic forever?" Jak asked.
Miss.Ecofreak nodded, constantly switching from first to third-person POV, and by doing so, annoying the readers.
"We can't risk that!" Jak yelled. "We need to work together on this mission! Miss.Ecofreak, you walk away and brush your teeth, Daxter, you'll go up there and shoot those dark makers down, Well, you and I will go into Damas' castle and watch South Park".
And so they did.
"Hey! A thought just struck me; no one else is doing anything to help!" Daxter commented as he was shooting the bad guys.
"Life's not fair" a passing lion with black mane said confusing everyone reading.
"This day is getting far more confusing each second" Daxter said. "What a---uc--r made this up?"
"Don't say –sss—ke-, that's sexual harassment" said a panda bear.
"Who are you?" Daxter asked.
Then a short song started playing.
"Sexual-harassment Panda" the panda bear sang.
Daxter turned the cannon around and shot the Sexual-harassment Panda.
As soon as Daxter was done killing Dark makers, he walked in to Damas' palace to watch South Park with his friends.
But as he came in, South Park was finished.
"What? I missed South Park?" he said in surprise.
"Yup. You should have seen it! There was a fat kid in it!" Jak said.
"The fat kid is in every single episode moron!" Miss.Ecofrek complained while brushing her teeth. "Except in that Terrance and Phillips-special and those episodes which only included Stan, Kyle and Kenny.
"This sucks! Now I'm going to sing you a stupid song!" Daxter said and started singing: "I hate you guys (harmonica plays) especially Kenny (harmonica play) I hate him the most"
(This song was originally song by Eric Cartman in the javosaur-episode of South Park)
The song only made the other people in the room look at Daxter with a puzzled expression.
"Who's Kenny?" Jak asked.
It might be a bit odd he doesn't know who Kenny is when he just watched South Park but… Jak's an idiot.
Then the sun went down and the confusing day ended, only to be replaced by yet another confusing day the next morning where Jak and Daxter spent their day hunting deer.
Zakura: oh, the poor deers!
Miss.Ecofreak: it could be worse, they could be hunting... wabbits. (funny laugh)
Zakura: what's a wabbit?
Miss.Ecofreak: never mind. review people,and if you think you know what a wabbit is you can tell;)
