Miss.Ecofreak: we're back for the 30. time in this fic
Zakura: to the thirteth chapter.
Answer to Red Hawk K'sani: yup
Answer to Thee Slushee: yup. I was quite sure that when/if a new Jak-game would come it would be a racing-game. Though JakX does have a certain story, something about Krew's last will. Next game will probably be something like Crash Bash.
Zakura: Have you played any of the Crash-games?
Miss.Ecofreak: a bit. Mostly the demoes on the Spyro-games, I was never into Crash Bandicoot that much
Zakura: then why did you buy Jak and Daxter?
Miss.Ecofreak: felt like it
Zakura: and why did you buy Jak2 when you found the first game disappointing?
Miss.Ecofreak: because I had to! I had seen the trailer and figured this game had to be better than its prequel.
But enough of that, here's the sequel to chapter 29 and the prequel to chapter 31. Chapter 30.
CHAPTER 30
THE THIRTIETH CHAPTER
Then the thirtieth chapter started as the chapter after chapter 29 and the one before 31.
Jak, Daxter and their mentally confused leprechaun-friend walked into the freedom league HQ.
"Hi Jak, nice of you to drop by" Ashelin said, she was sewing a t-shirt with the text "I hate Errol"; it was supposed to say "I do not hate Errol but I think Cornelius does".
Suddenly Torn jumped out and hugged Jak; he was wearing a t-shirt saying "I would never cheat on Praxis".
"Jak-chan! Guess what? We're going on a mission together!" he said as if that was the greatest thing in the world.
"Mgh! That's great Torn. But can you please stop? You're choking me!" Jak said, gasping for air. "Besides, isn't chan a Japanese ending usually used on small girls?"
"Maybe. I don't speak Japanese, only Errol does (he's the only person in Haven who speaks Japanese cause no one else wants to speak the same language as him as long as it's not their own)" Torn said, finally letting go of Jak revealing he was suddenly wearing a new t-shirt with the text "I love the way Praxis' ass moves when he walks".
Jak looked at this shirt for a moment.
"Ew" he said and turned away.
As he turned back the very same t-shirt was actually saying "Look at me! I'm a gigantic lollipop!"
Jak assumed this was a sign he was going crazy…er.
He decided to figure out whether he was seeing things by asking Daxter.
"Er… Daxter? What does the writing on Torn's shirt say?" Jak asked.
"It says "Hi. I'm a large popsicle" Daxter said.
"Oh, good. I am only imagining things" Jak said relieved Torn wasn't wearing a shirt with such a crazy text saying "Look at me! I'm a gigantic lollipop"
"No you fool; it says "I like Barney the dinosaur!" Well said.
"Whatever. Let's just get started on this stupid mission" Jak said.
So they went outside with Torn, Jinx and Sig to do some mission they obviously needed to do.
Torn was sitting on a zoomer filled with explosives to wreck the metal head barrier while Jinx, Jak, Daxter, Sig and Well were sitting in a crowded zoomer trying to protect Town who was using the longest most dangerous path through the city (why does he do that? That totally annoyed me!)
Finally they reached the metal head barrier like three days later (Torn had gotten lost so many times and had been driving in circles up until then).
But as they reached the barrier, Torn forgot an important thing.
When you're sitting on a bomb-filled zoomer and are driving towards a wall, jump of.
Torn didn't jump of the zoomer, he crashed into the wall and the zoomer blew up.
Jak ran towards the badly injured Torn.
"Torn! Torn! Are you alright?" he asked, lifting up Torn's head.
"Yeah… I'll be fine" Torn managed to say.
"Damn it!" Jak said and dropped Torn into the acid stuff down bellow so Sig and Jinx had to use rest of their day trying to get him up (and for some reason, they succeeded and Torn did not suffer any fatal injuries surprisingly enough).
Jak was so angry Torn had survived, so he decided to go out in the forest.
That didn't turn out as peaceful as he had thought it would be, because at the front entrance to Haven Forest, Naruto was standing, looking at the tree that had just entered.
"Wow! A walking tree!" he said.
Jak killed both the tree and Naruto, which turned out only to be a replication; the real Naruto was at the Naughty Ottsel eating Ramen.
But Jak and his two friends walked up to the astro viewer.
"Hey! Now that we have another artefact, maybe we can do an amazing thing!" Daxter said.
"Like what?" Jak asked.
"I don't know. Something like… time-travelling… transforming me into an ottsel… becoming best friends… defeating a dark sage… being pumped with dark eco… killing the evil director… watching dead bodies… survive a trip to the desert… but then again, all those things are completely impossible" Daxter said.
"Yeah. And do you know what the most impossible thing would be?" Well asked.
Silence.
"What? You don't know? Then I'll tell you. The craziest thing to do would be if you managed to control a dark maker robot with that machine and by doing so, destroying the dark maker ship's shield, wouldn't that be crazy?" Well asked.
Then Jak did all the stuff Well said was impossible.
"Now that's freaky" Well said.
Suddenly Jak heard three funny voices shouting "You're not as good as we expected but we like you anyway!"
"That was even freakier" Jak said.
Miss.Ecofreak: everything in this fic is freaked out
Zakura: after 30 chaptes Jak should know that. Please review and you will not get a new pet in your mail box.
