Miss.Ecofreak: I am feeling very sick rigth now, but I am also very bored, so I decided to upload this chapter
Answer to Meowen: fine. I'll take the pet away. Aw... I'm so jealous!
Answer to Light-Eco-Sage: At you too! I whish I could see all those Jakx-things but all I'm stuck with is this crappy internett-connection! We can't even get a broadband!
Answer to Red Hawk K'sani: blame the word-spelling-test. It automaticly changed artifact into artefact.
CHAPTER 31
WELL WANTS A PET/PEST
After making problems for the KG-bots and the dark makers, Jak decided it was time to screw things up for the metalheads as well.
So they went into this large metalheadtower that the metalheads had somehow managed to make in about twelve months.
Inside the tower they encountered a lot of metalcovered creatures.
"Argh! What are those things?" Daxter yelled.
Jak took out a book called "The book which tells you obvious things".
"According to this book they're metalheads" Jak said. "Just like all the other metalheads we've met"
"Thought they looked familiar" Daxter said.
"It's so cute! Can I keep it?" Well asked.
"Sorry dude, it's illegal to keep wild animals as pests" Jak said.
"I'm not going to have it as a pest, it'll be my pet!" Well said.
"Pet, pets, what's the difference?" Daxter asked. "Especially when you're talking about metalheads".
So Well was not allowed to keep the metalhead, and Jak decided it had become to depended on leprechauns (over the thirty seconds Well had had it) to survive in the wild so he figured the kindest thing (to himself) was to put it to sleep (though he could have found a nicer way to do it than to shoot its teeth out and wait for it to starve to death).
"Good bye Will. It's for the best" Well said as he left the crying metalhead.
They climbed up to the top of the tower and found something they didn't expect.
"Surely I never expected to find an empty beer-bottle here" Daxter said.
"Empty beer-bottle? Could this mean trouble?" Jak asked.
Jak's worst fears were not confirmed as Errol walked in.
"Phew, I was afraid we were going to be attacked by drunken teletubbies" he said.
"Well that's HICK impossible. Tinky Winky is at the hospital recovering from the injuries you gave him by punching him trough a wall (I don't know what gender the teletubbies has or how their names are written so I'm just guessing), Tipsy is trying to get famous herself without her other friends, Lala and Po are trying to make a new episode of the teletubbies and fail miserably since there's only two of them and the narrator has lost his voice after yesterdays karaoke-night HICK" Errol explained.
"Phew. How reassuring" Jak said.
"But we still have to fight Errol" Daxter said.
"No need. HICK! I'm leaving" Errol said and jumped through a portal that took him to the dark maker ship.
"Hey! How do you know it takes him to the dark maker ship?" Daxter asked the author.
"It says on the top of the portal" Miss.Ecofreak explained.
Daxter looked up, and he noticed there were actually three portals there, one said "Sandover Village", the other said "A whole new world" and lots of Pokemon jumped out of it (Inspired by the pokemon-song: Jotho Theme where the chorus goes: it's a whole new world we live in), the one Errol had jumped in through said "Somewhere in space".
"Hm, that sure was annoying like hell" Daxter said.
Then a red and white ball appeared.
"Voltorb" the ball said.
"Aw, how cute" Daxter said (Dude, it's a ball! How cute is a ball?)
Voltorb glared at him, and then it started sparkling.
"Err… something tells me we need to get out of here" Daxter said.
Then Ashelin appeared in the zoomer she had stolen from Jinx, (she wanted to take Torn's zoomer but Jak had already taken and crashed it).
"Hop in!" she said.
They all jumped in before Voltorb exploded and the metalhead tower exploded.
The end.
Not.
Jak: aww.. why not?
Miss.Ecofreak: becuase! this fic won't quit untill the game does! please review and I'll try to get better (sneezes) damn this cold.
Zakura: get well soon and clean my cage!
