Miss.Ecofreak: So... here we go again (it's limited how many ways I can think of to open these things)
Answer to Light-Eco-Sage: I don't know if that helped but I'm feeling a bit better now (now I'll just have to figure out a way not to get carsick or get rid of my headache)
Zakura: why are you sitting by your computer if you have a headache?
Miss.Ecofreak: Cause I'm not the smartest person in the world:)
Answer to Fuzzkitten: I can't agree more. I just figured out I wanted to use Voltorb because I figured I had just created a protal to the pokemon world and something had to blow up. I play the pokemon-games a bit too, if I'm bored... So don't tease me:)
Zakura: the weird part is, she sold her Game Boy Advance with Pokemon Sapphire just so that she could take her brothes game (ruby) instead.
Miss.Ecofreak: yup. Mentioned brother complained a bit on that too, but hey! He never plays it and now he's got a DS. (I once started created my own save file on his pkmn yellow even though I already had red version)
But enough wiht the poke-talk (I'm so much into anime, Pokemon helped me realize that) here's the chapter you've all been waiting for since... say... yesterday was it?
CHAPTER 32
PECKER THE GUIDE
Ashelin dumped the now unhappy three friends by Onin's tent that had moved since the last game.
They walked in and found Samos, Onin and Pecker.
Samos was wearing a t-shirt saying "Jak, we're in serious trouble!"
"I sure like Mar a lot" he said.
"Why are we in trouble?" Jak asked.
"Because, the dark makers plan to destroy us" Pecker said.
"Aw come on. Do you have any proof of that?" someone asked.
Everyone turned around to see Seem in the door eating popcorn and wearing a t-shirt called "Ottsels make great popcorn".
"Just ignore the highly annoying transsexual monk in the door" Pecker said. "Onin says: you need to go down to the catacombs and activate the planets defence system. Pecker will guide you and… HEY WAIT A MINUTE! THAT'S MY POPCORN!"
Then Seem screamed and ran out the door followed by a pissed of Pecker.
"Well… that was… unexpected" Jak said.
"Not really. This is Dork3 remember?" Samos said casually.
"Stupid Dork3" someone wearing a t-shirt with the text "Jak3 is far better than Dork3" muttered.
Everyone ignored Keira as usual and waited for Pecker to get back.
Two hours later he flew in trough the tent opening, covered in bruises and with the bag of popcorn (which was empty) in his claws.
"I won at last!" he said triumphant.
"Yeah whatever. Can you guide us now?" Jak asked.
"Fine, just let me eat my… oh, nothing left. Okay lets move" Pecker said.
He led them towards the palace ruins.
"And this here is the ruins of the late baron's palace which fell down for no apparent reason, already at the end of Dork2, and once again in Dork3" Pecker told.
"We know that. We're not tourists" Jak said.
"Onin said I had to be your guide! So I'll guide!" Pecker said. Then he kept talking nonsense while the bored three friends sneaked away.
As they got through the palace ruins, they found even more ruins and some nasty looking metalheads.
"Oh great. What shall we do now?" Daxter asked.
"I've got an idea! I'll call my dad!" Jak said and picked up the phone.
No answer.
"Oh well, we'll just have to kick these guys asses by ourselves" Jak said casually and threw the cell phone over his shoulder.
Then Jak transformed into Light Jak.
"Damn, wrong button" he said, and transformed into Dark Jak (directly from light).
They kicked the asses of the metalheads and then suddenly a vicious looking dark maker satellite appeared.
"Holly crap" Well said.
"Hey Jak, I've got to tell you that in about three seconds I'm going to scream like a little girl" Daxter said.
"Me too Dax" Jak said (Thanks to Light-Eco-Sage for that joke)
Then they all screamed like little girls… that is all except the little girl who of some reason was standing right next to them.
"Hi" the little girl said, smiling like little children often do when they meet new people.
"Err… Hi?" the dark maker satellite said, sounding unsure. (Yup, the satellite is talking)
"What's your name?" the little girl asked.
"Err… Phillip?" the dark maker satellite said, probably just making up a name since it didn't have any.
"Do you wanna be my friend?" the little girl asked.
"Err… sure" Phillip the dark maker satellite said.
Then the little girl took the dark maker satellite's tentacle and walked of to play with her new friend as Jak, Daxter and Well…ehm…eh just looked at the two with a puzzled expression.
Suddenly a car came crashing through the ruins.
In it were Damas and Ehm…wait! Think I've got it! No, forgot it.
"Anyone here screamed like a little girl?" Damas asked.
"Cause if they did they're real sissies, right Damas? People who scream like little girl are sissies right? They are sissies right?" Ehm asked.
Damas threw Ehm of the car so he screamed like a little girl.
"None of us screamed" Jak said.
"No. Only sissies and little girls scream like little girls" Daxter said.
"And we're big bold men, not sissies and not little girls" Well said.
"Must have been the little girl you heard" Jak said.
"Fine then. Hop aboard and we'll give these dark makers a piece of Kleiver's mind" Damas said.
"Why can't Kleiver give them some of his mind himself?" Jak asked as he jumped into the driver's seat pushing Damas away.
"Because he's too busy playing poker with that sewer rat again" Damas said. "I'm seriously thinking of locking his cards into my maniac-cage but then I bet they'll just use the rat's cards"
Miss.Ecofreak: will our heroes reach the catacombs? Who is Jak's father? Who is Damas' son? Do these two questions have a link to each other? Will Kleiver loose all his possessions to a sewer rat? Find out in the thrilling next chapter of Dork3! Nothing special when the strange is about to get stranger...
Zakura: and please leave a review and tell us what you think.
