Miss.Ecofreak: here comes the craziest scene of Jak3, but first, let's answer some reviews
Answer to Thee Slushee: Yup, that was totally random. Besides, Kleiver already lost all his possesions to the sewer rat.
Answer to Meowen: aw! I can't watch Simpsons anymore, cause we no longer get to see TV3 on our Tv (which is the only channel in Norway which shows the Simpsons). Futurama even quit a few years back so now what can I watch? (Ok, South Park is on as I speak, I could watch that)
Answer to Malik Ming: ... no... I have absolutely no idea what that is, sorry.
Answer to Red Hawk K'sani: that's okay, as long as I get a review I am happy (I got a bit confused though) Can't you say that about Pokemon to my old classmates? They seem to think that just because I liked Pokemon a bit longer than everyone else I would love it forever, and found it a good idea to tease me for that (get a life I would tell them, but I'm to shy). I've stopped buying new Pkmn games since I sold my GBA, but I still play ruby every once in a while.
Zakura: stop talking about Pokemon! It's stupid!
Miss.Ecofreak: fine you silly little Pichu
Zakura: (glare)
Miss.Ecofreak: here's a new chapter.
THE 33. CHAPTER.
WITH A TITLE THAT STANDS OUT A BIT
AKA: THE STRANGE GETS STRANGER
Jak drove Damas' car through the ruins of different important and unimportant buildings.
As usual he drove like he was driving the president's limo, which was actually quite close to the truth since it was Damas' car he was driving.
"Not so fast! I'm falling of!" Damas cried.
"I told you to wear seatbelts!" Jak complained. "And the car won't go slower!"
But Damas just kept complaining all the way towards the catacombs and Jak almost hoped a large missile would hit the car so he would fall of.
Then a large missile hit the car so Jak, Ehm, Daxter and Well fell of as the car turned over and Damas (who was the only one who didn't fall of and also the only one who didn't wear seatbelts) landed under it.
"Damas! I told you to wear seatbelts!" Jak said, how Damas would fall out easier with the seatbelts was some of a mystery.
"You… suck at driving" Damas said.
"Yeah, I've learnt it from my father… whoever that was" Jak said.
"Well, there's something I need to tell you before I die" Damas said and started breathing so hard it sounded like he was wearing a mask. "Jak… I am your father".
"NOOOOOOOO! Hey wait, I'm supposed to be happy about that right? I mean YEEEEAAAAAH!" Jak said as he started thinking of his younger self.
Then Damas died.
"NOOOOOOOO!" Jak screamed.
"And he says he hates star wars? What an odd character Jak is" Darth Vader said.
"Told you so" said Luke Skywalker. "Now come on, we have to go sleep outside the cinema so we can get tickets to the next star wars movie!"
So Luke and Darth Vader walked away leaving Jak to mourn alone.
Well, not entirely alone.
"Poor Damas. I knew him well" Ehm said. "Cause that's true you know. I've known that guy since this fic started and even before that. Yup, he was such a great character. To bad he had to die like that. Yup. This was such a sad scene. Not something I would expect to see in a Nintendo game".
"But we're not in a Nintendo game" Well commented before Veger knocked them both out.
"Geez, they were getting annoying! Now it's my turn to talk!" he said. "Yes you were that kid you saw in your mental picture. I took you from Damas so that I could to something very cruel but then I lost you to the underground and become so angry I pulled out all my hair! It's your fault I'm bold! Now I'm going to go down to the catacombs and save the world so you can't! Ha ha!" then Veger ran away laughing.
"After him Well!" Daxter said.
"Well's unconscious Dax" Jak said.
"Oh… in that case. After him Jak!" Daxter said.
Then Jak ran after Veger and jumped into one of the catacomb-thingies.
Why there were two of them nobody knew, it was actually quite weird seeing there was only one in the sub rails leading to Haven City.
But enough about that.
Well and Ehm were tied to the end of the vehicle.
Suddenly all turned black.
And then the room was lit up bit by bit something that looked very simple but it did in fact take a long time for the Naughty Dog-animators to create.
That was easy to see for the happy two friends and the two cousins with a headache as they reached the planets core, cause there was a lot of ND-employees standing there dancing and celebrating they had finally finished that one short scene.
"Wow! I didn't really expect you to make it this far" a glowing dude said.
"Oh man a precursor… how did you get here?" Jak asked.
"Not thanks to you that's for sure!" the precursor complained.
In the background, hiding behind the ND-guys was Civilian Guy standing counting a lot of money (the precursor had paid him to open the precursor stone).
"Put that thing you got from Seem there. So we can power up the planetary defence system" the precursor said.
So Jak put the artefact he got from Seem at some thing it looked good in and then the large machine behind the precursor started producing dark and light eco.
"As a token of our gratitude, we will grant you the biggest honour of becoming one of us" the precursor said.
"And… that's a good thing?" Jak asked.
The precursor looked at him for a moment… "Yes" he said.
"Wow, it's the first time someone actually said that" Jak said.
"Stop!" Veger shouted.
"Hansel? Where have you been?" Ehm asked.
"MY NAME IS VEGER! And I will be the one to evolve into a precursor!" Veger said.
"Okay. Since you're a vicious bold guy (and not to mention since you are pointing a gun at me) I will turn you into a precursor" said the precursor and a beam of light hit Gervir.
"Now where did she get that name from?" Veger wondered as he stood up.
"It is done! And now I will shoot you."
"How troublesome" Shikamaru said before he was shot, not by Veger, but by Jak who had unfortunately used the wrong ammo in his peacemaker so instead of dying, Shikamaru just fainted.
"Now that was very confusing" the precursor said. "Even now it may be too late. If Errol awakens the ships cargo, we will either all be doomed or it's nothing to worry about, just ignore it"
"Are you related to Seem somehow?" Daxter asked.
"Man that rat's annoying! I told you we needed a backup-hero" the precursor said to the door behind him.
Then he started fighting with himself and disappeared.
As the glowing precursor disappeared, the door behind him opened and his voice still boomed from the large speakers on each side of the door.
"We are unhappy with your performance! If you had been a real hero, you would have stopped Errol by now and…"
The three creatures inside the room stopped talking and turned around.
The leprechauns fainted again, and Jak, Daxter and Veger stared at the sight before them.
"Oh…my…" Jak said, and then he thought for a moment before saying "Ottsel"
Yup, the creatures in front of them were three ottsels.
The fattest ottsel turned around again and talked into his microphone.
"Eh…Now we are even more angry" he said with the voice of the precursor oracle. "We will now order you to please avert your eyes and…"
As he said "avert your eyes", one of his friends blocked of the camera with his hands but the ottsel leader had figured it was no use anyway.
"Oh bother" he said and threw the microphone away, now sounding like a small ottsel.
"They look like… me?" Daxter asked.
"Not quite what you expected was it?" the Ottsel leader said.
"Yeah. We like get that a lot" his surfer friend said.
"Don't look so upset" the leader said as he saw Jak's upset face. "If you knew we precursors were a bunch of little fuzzy rats, would you worship us? Could we run the universe?"
"Not possible buddy" the ottsel surfer said.
"So we… fluff up the myth. A bit" the leader said.
"Then we get the respect we deserve" said an ottsel with a helmet covering his eyes.
"You idiots! Get down from there and stop defiling that glorious machine!" said… Veger, who else?
But then the ottsel leader took out his staff and sent Veger flying towards a ring of some sort and there he was stuck.
"Don't let our size fool you, we are the most powerful beings in the universe" the ottsel leader said.
"We are?" asked the idiot as the other two signalled for him to shut up.
"But why does Daxter look like…?" Jak started.
"Oh yes. All eco contains our essence, our code so to speak" the ottsel leader said. "When Daxter touched the dark eco, he was actually blessed when he thought he was cursed"
Daxter thought over this for a moment.
"Wahoo! I'm a precursor! I'm a precursor!" he said while dancing happily in front of Veger, then he stopped, he had noticed something very unfair. "Hey wait a minute! They have pants!"
The precursors looked down and sure enough, they had pants.
"These creatures are the great precursors?" Veger asked in disbelief (well, duh. What do think they've been trying to say for this entire scene?) "And I wanted to evolve into… oh no!"
Veger screamed, but it was too late.
In a matter of seconds, he looked down to see a couple of fuzzy feet and a tail; in front of him he saw another pair of fuzzy feet and a tail, with Daxter on top of them.
"A bit troublesome? Isn't it?" Daxter asked.
"That's my line" Shikamaru said still sounding much disorientated.
"We don't have much time. You must go up to the dark maker ship before Errol awakens the ships cargo" the ottsel leader said.
"But the weapon?" Jak asked.
"Relax buddy, you've got mondo minutes to get back here before…." The ottsel surfer started. "Hopefully before" interrupted the leader. "Babooom!" shouted the idiot simply because he wanted to say something too.
"Let's go" Jak said before jumping through a conveniently placed portal.
Zakura: man. I've seen many stupid chapters in this fic but this… honestly! How did you think of that?
Miss.Ecofreak: Do you know what the weirdest part of this is?
Zakura: no
Miss.Ecofreak: ever since the three ottsels appeared, except for the appearance of Shikamaru and a few lines, I didn't change anything from the original scene
Zakura: what?
Miss.Ecofreak: I sat down and started thinking. This was a hilarious scene in the game, how can I make it funnier? And then I figured, I couldn't, so it stayed like this. Please review.
Zakura: And I thought Jak3 was a serious story.
