Miss.Ecofreak: Hey! guess what! My picture was printed in shonen jump (dances) I've got a picture in shonen jump, I've got a picture in shonen jump.
Zakura: that no one outside Norway can see.
Miss.Ecofreak: oh... whatever...
Answer to Something Stupid: I can't keep track of all the precursor artefacts Jak and Daxter walks around with. Sometimes I forget them, sometimes I ignore them. Just face it, there's nothing funny about a precursor artefact anyway.
Answer to Red Hawk K'sani: that's my favourite scene too! I didn't know quite what to make of it when I saw it cause I found it a bit to silly to be in Jak3, but now I love it. I watched the commentary and there ND said they were sick of god always seen as big almighty creatures, so they made the precursors little and fuzzy, brilliant!
Zakura: they should have made them rabbits.
Answer to Meowen: Congratulations:) Welcome aboard
Miss.Ecofreak: and now... the fluffy little adventure in the Dark Maker ship (title inspired by "The Adventure In Baron Praxis Prison cell", Dork2)
CHAPTER 34
THE ADVENTURE IN THE DARK MAKER SHIP
The happy four friends were dumped at the floor in the dark maker ship.
"Why are we here again?" Ehm asked.
"To make it funny, come on let's go kick Errol's ass!" said Cornelius.
Jak, Daxter, Well and Ehm didn't care to ask what Cornelius was doing there, they had encountered him nearly every time they encountered Errol.
They sneaked through the ship, only killing like six hundred dark makers in the process.
They might not have to do that; in fact they could probably have made it through the ship unnoticed if it wasn't for one small thing.
"Wow this is awesome! Being around the hero is so cool! Don't you think it's cool Well? I sure find this very… hey look! There's a dark maker attacking us!"
"Ehm…. wait! I think I've got it! No, forgot it! Will you please take this and shut up?" Jak asked, giving a box of Ritalin hidden in sugar box to the hyper leprechaun.
"Wow! White gold!" Ehm shouted (no, he can't talk normally) and grabbed the box.
He ate all the contents and immediately he fell asleep.
"Wow. Remind me to tell his mother and my aunt about that trick, she's going to be so happy" Well said.
Now that Ehm was asleep, they could finally sneak unnoticed through the ship.
Cornelius was carrying Ehm, singing a lullaby for him to keep him from waking up (though he could have chosen another song than Galactic Lullaby, but everyone who's read the last chapter of Dork2 knows Cornelius doesn't exactly know what songs fit in which situation)
They made it to the centre of the ship almost unnoticed.
They could have made it completely unnoticed if Cornelius wasn't singing but nobody really cared.
In the centre of the ship they found Cornelius' older and even more insane brother.
"All this dark makers at my command! HICK just think what I can do!" he said.
Cornelius thought for a moment. "You could… use it to drive me to the movies?"
"Aw come on! HICK!" Errol
"Mom told you to look after me! Or else you wouldn't get any allowance!" Cornelius said.
Oh, so now we know why Cornelius was in the dark maker ship.
"Dude, that's stupid" said Ehm who had just woken up. "He's an adult man and he still needs allowance from his mom. That's so dumb! Isn't it dumb Cornelius? It is just as stupid as being 20 and still needing a babysitter!"
As Ehm said that, Cornelius "accidentally" dropped the leprechaun to the floor.
"You're done for cyber-drunky! Even if we both die!" Jak said and knocked both himself and Errol over the edge.
But Errol had rockets in his feet while Jak had wings so it didn't really do any good.
"What did you need to do that for? HICK you should have realised I wouldn't die that easily" Cyber Errol said.
"I'm an idiot remember?" said Light Jak.
"Oh right. Now I'll go destroy the world" said Errol and jumped into one of the dark maker terraformers.
Just as Errol escaped in the gigantic robot (which Cornelius was already sitting in) the beam from the planetary defence system hit the ship.
"Hm, this can't be good" said Jak, who had chosen a very bad time to change back from his flying, regenerating form.
"We better leave through this portal" Daxter said and pointed at a portal which said "Right next to a dune buggy"
Jak, Daxter, Well and Ehm jumped through the portal and landed next to a dune buggy in the wasteland.
There they saw the terraformer, walking aimlessly around in the desert (You know, Errol doesn't exactly do anything wrong, he just walks around in circles)
"This guy just won't quit!" Ehm said. "I mean, at first we thought he died in the zoomer crash, and then he came back, then you kicked his ass, then he came back again…"
"Here, take this sugar" said Jak and handed a box of Ritalin to Ehm again.
"White gold!" Ehm shouted (again)
After eating the Ritalin cleverly disguised as sugar the hyperactive leprechaun immediately fell asleep.
"You'd think he wouldn't fall for the same trick twice, especially not twice in one hour" Well said.
"I don't think leprechauns are very smart creatures" Jak said while he walked towards the dune buggy.
Well didn't react to the insult, no wonder because he thinks he's a flut-flut (still he knows his own cousin is a leprechaun, odd fellow)
Miss.Ecofreak: coming up: the battle begins.
