Miss.Ecofreak: we all know Errol is an idiot walking around in circles doing nothing wrong but to throw things at Jak. Poor Jak. Anyway. here's the second last (gasp!) chapter of Dork3
CHAPTER 35
DEFEAT FINAL DRUNK
"Can we go to the movies now?" Cornelius asked.
"Shut up little turd! HICK! I'm driving!" Errol complained.
"Watch out for that mountain!" Cornelius yelled.
Three seconds later Errol (as the idiot he is) managed to crash into the gigantic mountain.
"You crashed" Cornelius said, stating the obvious.
"Huh? I did? HICK!" said Errol, nope, he hadn't noticed.
He backed of from the mountain and stepped on Veger while doing so (only because I wanted to torture him a bit more)
"Watch out for that seagull!" Cornelius yelled.
"We're in the desert moron! HICK! There are no seagulls in the desert!" Errol said before crashing into a seagull.
"Told you so" Cornelius said.
"If I buy you an ice cream will you shut up?" Errol asked.
Cornelius just stared at him for a moment.
"HICK" Errol said.
"Watch out for that ice cream stand!" Cornelius yelled.
Errol stopped by the ice cream stand, Jak (who had been following him this whole time shooting the terraformer's legs) stopped right behind him.
"Can I help you?" asked Civilian Guy who was working in the ice cream stand.
"Eh, yeah. HICK! I want a beer-ice-cream, a chunk of frozen water for my brother and… HICK! Jak! What do you want?" Errol said.
"I'll take a hamburger" Jak said. "And give me two other kinds of ice cream for Well and Daxter".
"How about Ehm? HICK!" Errol asked.
"Give him a Ritalin-ice-cream. But make sure to write "sugar-ice" on it" Jak said.
And then they took a break while eating ice cream.
"Who would have known the desert would be a nice spot to place an ice cream stand?" Civilian Guy wondered for himself as he was writing on a board how many beer-flavoured ice creams Errol had eaten.
As soon as they had all eaten their ice creams and Ehm had once again fallen asleep before he even woke up, Errol and Jak started fighting in a random sort of way.
"Now you see why I never loose!" Errol said.
"What about the class one race?" Jak asked
"Alright, now you see why I HICK never loose EXCEPT in the class one race" Errol said,
"What about that street race?" Daxter asked.
Errol sighed and hiccupped.
"You see why I never loose except in the class one race or the street race" he said.
"You forgot to hiccup in that sentence" Cornelius commented.
"And what about when you fought in the KG-factory?" Well asked.
"Fine then. I never loose, HICK HICK except in the class one race, the street race or that fight in the KG-factory HICK" Errol said.
"And what about that time we had a drinking contest?" Cornelius asked.
Errol looked at Cornelius with a puzzled expression.
"I won that one" he said (he must have)
"No you didn't" Cornelius said as the lying bastard he is.
"Yes I HICK!" said Errol.
"I know you have a hiccup but you lost that bet" said Cornelius.
"I did not! HICK" Errol yelled.
"Did too!" Cornelius yelled.
"I did not! HICK" Errol yelled.
"Did too!" Cornelius yelled.
"I did not! HICK" Errol yelled.
"Did too!" Cornelius yelled.
"I did not!" Errol yelled.
"Did too! HICK" Cornelius yelled.
"I did not! HICK" Errol yelled.
"Did too!" Cornelius yelled.
"I did not! HICK" Errol yelled.
"Did too!" Cornelius yelled.
You get the picture.
"Drop it or I'll call your mom!" Jak said. "The point is; you've never won against me"
Errol thought for a moment realizing it was true.
"Fine then HICK! But I won't loose again!" he said.
Jak blew up the terraformer's head where Errol was sitting so the cyborg fell to the ground.
"Starting today… HICK…. I will not…HICK….Loose to you again….HICK!" said Errol and died.
Meanwhile, Ashelin was standing right next to the entrance of Spargus City waiting for Jak to come out of the burning pile of metal which five seconds ago threatened the whole world.
But no Jak appeared, instead, her cousin Cornelius walked out of the smoke. (They are cousins in Growing up in case I haven't mentioned that before)
He didn't have any injury or scratch of any kind after being in the explosion and acted like he was a lazy teenager. (Ehm… he's twenty)
"Where's Jak?" Ashelin asked.
"Somewhere" Cornelius answered.
"Did you see where he went?" Ashelin asked.
"Yup" Cornelius answered.
Ashelin waited for the answer for a few seconds.
"So… can you tell me where he went?" she asked.
"Yup"
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"So… where is he?" Ashelin asked.
"Around" Cornelius answered.
"Is he still out in the desert?" Ashelin asked.
Cornelius looked up to see Light Jak fly over the city walls behind Ashelin.
"Nope" he answered.
"Did he hire you to distract me or something?" Ashelin asked.
"Yup" Cornelius answered.
"Why does he do this? I only wanted to congratulate him by giving him this t-shirt" Ashelin said, taking out a shit with the text "I miss Errol".
"I can give him the shirt" Cornelius said.
"Thank you" Ashelin said and gave the shirt to Cornelius… who ate it.
Ashelin glared at her cousin.
Miss.Ecofreak: he he. Cornelius has the same habit as Jak, eating peoples clothes.
Zakura: yup
Miss.Ecofreak: anyway, please review and I'll upload the very last (gasp!) chapter soon.
