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Chapter Eighteen
. Ronie's PoV (still) .
Brandon, Clay, and Will ran up on stage.
"Jack?" Will asked. "What was that about?"
"That, Willaim, was... hidden talent."
"That was awesome!" Clay said.
"How about some food?" I asked. "All that made me hungry."
"Sure..." Val said. "We're out, peeps! Check ya later!"
Val dropped the mike, and the siv of us started for the bar.
"We want anouther rap!" someone yelled.
"Later!" I yelled back. "Give us a rest!"
"Please?" the crowd yelled.
"NO!" I screamed. "Put another loser up there!
I walked to the bar with Brandon laughing at me.
"shut up," I said.
"Aww, c'mon, Ronie..."
"Yeah, that was great!" Clay said.
"I've never seen anything like that in my life," Will said. "It was... erotic, for sure."
"Yeah... hey!"
"What?" asked WIll.
"Where's Jack and Val?"
. Val's PoV .
"Jack, where are you taking me!" I whispered as he poulled me backstage.
"Ye'll see," he said, running behind the very last curtain.
"What are we doing here?" I asked, looking around.
"I need yer help," he said.
"What's wrong?"
"Nothin's worng... I just need te ask ye something..."
"What?" I asked, shaking.
"Come with me to... to Tortuga."
I stared at him.
"Tortuga? Wha- why? What about Ronie and, and... it's real!"
"Just for a few hours. I'll bring ye back."
"Why?"
"Just to show ye."
"But Ronie-"
"-will be fine. The lass can work an ax, I think she can handle herself.
"Jack..."
"Ye comin' or no?"
"Well..."
"Or do I gotta convince ye?"
I looked up at him, and his arms wrapped around my waist slowly. I smiled, but he just held the same look on his face.
HE LOOKED SO HOT!
Mmm'k... I'm good.
"Convince me."
Oh, he sure can convince. He kissed me long and slow, and we didn't even notice that the curtain had been raised. I opened an eye and jumped away from Jack. The crowd was whistling and stomping for more.
"Get a life!" I yelled.
Then I turned to Jack.
"You have more convincing to do," I said with a sly smile to Jack.
I took him by the hand, and we ran offstage. I found a ladder, and we started to climb it onto a platfrom.
"It's a bit unsturdy," I said, shaking the rail.
"Look," Jack said, leaning over the rail and looking down on stage.
I looked down, and there was Ronie and the others on stage.
"What the freak?"
. Brandon's PoV .
"Val!" Ronie yelled.
"Where is she?" I asked.
"How should I know!" Clay yelled.
"Clay, shut up..."
"I see them," Will said, looking up.
We all looked up. Ha! Val!
"Val!"
"No," Wil said, silencing Ronie. "I can handle this."
Will walked up to the microphone.
"Hey everyone! I'm a magician!" Will yelled.
Everyone stared at him.
WTF?
"Umm... I have a disappearing act!"
Will pointed up, and the spotlight shown on Val and Jack.
"You ready to see them disappear?" Will asked.
"Yeah!" everyone yelled.
"Okay!"
Will tugged a rope, and instead of the curtain coming down, Jack, Val, and the platform came down. I jumped back and everyone screamed as Val and Jack went crashing through the stage.
CRASH
We ran over to the crater in the stage yelling for Val and Jack, but WIll just smiled. He then ripped the curtain down, and after it fell to the ground, there stood Val and Jack.
The crowd went nuts.
"Cool!" Clay said.
"How did you do that?" I asked.
"Yo ho! Yo ho! A pirate's life for me!" Val sang.
"Ye fixed her!" Jack yelled.
They began singing, and I slapped my forehead.
"Not again," I muttered.
"Again!" Val yelled.
"Really bad eggs!"
"Yo ho!"
"Enough!" Ronie yelled.
"Nuh uh!" Val said. "Yo ho!"
"No yo ho!"
"Yes yo ho!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"Why don't we go home?" I asked, grabbing Ronie's rolled up fist.
"Fine..." Ronie said. "But you're driving."
"K."
"Bring back the magician!" someone yelled.
"Magician! Magicain! Magician!"
"It's ok," Will said. "one more just to shut them up. Come on."
"Ye need all of us?"
"Sure, come on."
Will took the mike and began.
"Okay, one last trick, then I'm done," he said. "I'm going to disappear you all. So, get comfy, close your eyes-"
He clapped his hands above his head loudly, and everything went dark. Then, Will reached out and opened a door! I had stepped out of a cupboard and into Val and Clay's Aunt Clara's kitchen. pots and pans clanged to thefloor as we file out of the cupboard.
"-and ta da! They've disappeared," Will said.
"How did you do that?" Clay asked, spinning around in amazement.
"I don't know," Will replied.
. Ronie's PoV .
"Hey... where's Val?" I asked.
JAck looked back into the cupboard, and Val jumped out suddenly holding a soup laddle with an apron on her head,
"We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot!"
"Drink up me hearties, yo-"
"JACK! Shut UP!" I bellowed.
Silence.
"Ye're a cranky beast," jack said.
"I'm tired, Captain Obvious," I said.
"Oh..."
Brandon let out a yawm and threw his arm over my shoulder.
"How about we get some sleep then, huh?" he asked.
"Okay," Clay said. "Val and Ronie can have Aunt Clara's room, and we can sleep down here."
"Isn't there a guest room?" Brandon asked.
"Only one-"
"We burn down the city-"
"-bed-"
"-we're reall a-"
CLUNK
"Why do ye have to keep doing that!"
"Shut up, Jack! You'll be the next one I knock out with a spaghetti strainer if you don't quit singing and GO TO SLEEP!"
Silence.
"I'll take yer guest room," jack said before bolting out of the kitchen with his foot stuck in a pot. He ran upstairs, and we heard a door slam shut.
"So, you, Clay, and Will are down here?" I asked.
"Yeah," Brandon said. "You need help with Val?"
"No," I said, dragging her out of the kitchen.
I hit her off the door and table on accident before making to the living room. I dragged her up the stairs, yellled goodnight to the guys, and then I pulled her into this frilly pink torture chamber.
"You can't be serious..."
I shut the door and left Val in the middle of the floor. Everything was pink and lacey! i debated whether or not to jump out the window!
I went over to the closet and opened it.
Yes.
Black pants!
"Thank yo, Aunt Clara," I said, tugging them off hanger.I ran over to her dresser and looked over the shirts. I held up a black teeshirt with a giant red star on it.
"Geez! I wish she was my aunt!"
I looked over at Val who was still unconcious.
"I could get used to this, you know."
I went into the bathroom across the hall and changed out of my Halloween costume from forever agao. The pants and shirt were baggy, just the way I like them.
"That's better..."
I picked up the hairbrush lying there on the sink and workedthe tangles out of my hair. I fixed my glasses and walked back into the bedroom feeling refreshed, I fell to the bed noe feeling contaminated by its fluffy pinkness.
"I wonder if your aunt will adopt me?" I said, still talking to the unconcious Val.
She was slient.
"Figures..."
I rolled over on my side, and I instantly fell asleep.
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