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Summery: NOT SLASH! (…yet!) This is just a random little collection of FanFic-lets about those crazy things that sometimes happen to friends at school (except exaggerated for added hilarity)!
Happenings at Hogwarts – series of strange eventsStairway Encounter
Harry was walking through the Entrance hall whistling a tuneless tune (A/N!), with Hermione twittering along behind him about something or another. He wasn't really sure what, not that he really cared. Though he was pretty sure it had something to do with homework, it usually did coming from Hermione.
He was in a very strange mood, and seemed, much to her skyrocketing annoyance, to be rather preoccupied and, to be frank, was completely bloody ignoring her.
Why the hell did people always do that? Shit, was she really that boring?
As she contemplated this they reached the bottom of the marble staircase and something very strange happened.
Suddenly Harry zoomed forward up the staircase in a swish of robes, knocking down about a hundred first years in the process, and charged full pelt into an equally enthusiastic Ron.
'Harrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyy!'
'Rooooooooooooooooooooon!'
'HarryHarryHarryHarryHarryHarryHarryHarry!'
'RonRonRonRonRonRonRonRonRonRonRon!'
They called in unison. Jumping up and down and clapping their hands, in what could only be completely random and uncalled-for bursts of immense joy, they rushed into a bone-breaking hug!
Then just as suddenly, as though realising what they were doing, they sprung apart, Harry falling down a couple of steps. Each brushed invisible speaks of dirt from their robes and avoided each other's gaze. Ron's cheeks glowed the colour (A/N: We're English and that is how we spell colour so ner!) of sun-dried tomatoes. It was a look that really didn't suit him. Harry coughed nervously and hopped from foot to foot still avoiding Ron's gaze!
'Hi Harry,' Ron mumbled.
'Hey Ron. So… what's up?' Harry replied quietly.
'Oh… I was just going to nick some food from the kitchens.' Ron mumbled to Harry's knees.
'Okay, see yer later,'
'Yep, bye'
They both shuffled off nervously in separate directions, each blushing scarlet and finding the most interesting things around to be their shoes.
Hermione, standing at the bottom of the stairs watching this strange turn of events, lifted an eyebrow. Well that was new; I'm pretty sure that's never happened before! She thought to herself. Then she followed Harry up to the Gryffindor tower, all thoughts of being boring long forgotten…
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