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Summery: NOT SLASH! (…Yet!) This is just a random little collection of FanFic-lets about those crazy things that sometimes happen to friends at school (except exaggerated for added hilarity)!

Happenings at Hogwarts – a series of strange events

Breakfast

It was a lovely, sunny, Tuesday morning. The birds were singing, the ghosts were dancing and the sun was glaring down from the sky, bright blue speckled with little fluffy white clouds, that was the ceiling of the Great hall. This, along with the warm rays filtering though the stained glass windows and the slightly off key, yet cheery and uplifting singing of Professor McGonagal: had resulted in nearly everyone in the Hall eating their breakfast with the aid of sun glasses or caps. And in some extreme cases even the odd pair of earmuffs could be seen sticking out from under the hair of certain students.

Everyone's (Ok not everyone's, but the vast majority of the wizarding population) favourite angst ridden, teenaged, hero, Harry Potter; was sat at the Gryfindor table with his friends eating a huge, greasy fried egg and ketchup butty! He was currently listening to another of Hermione's looong speeches about something or other whilst runny egg dripped down his chin.

Fifteen minutes later he had finished his egg butty and had moved onto a Spanish omelette which he had eaten half of and dropped the rest on the floor. And Hermione was still in full flow.

'… I just don't understand how anyone would think that that was acceptable in today's society. I mean, they always go on about being modern and open minded yet they can't seem to be able accept a simple little thing like that…'

She was talking so fast that he was surprise that she hadn't passed out from lack of oxygen. Harry had tried to keep up with her train of thought for a full 46.2756459 seconds but anything beyond that went straight over his head. He was now using all his will power not to simple self-combust out of boredom. Or do the less extreme and crawl under the table.

He decided that the best thing to do to keep himself sane would be to tap a tune with his knife and fork. He was soon tapping away at the plate and table to the rhythm or the song 'Warning' by his favourite band Green Day.

'Dumdum dumdum, dumdum dumdum, dumdum dumdum, dumdum dumdum… Warning, live without warning! Dumdum dumdum, dumdum dumdum, dumdum dumdum, dumdum dumdum…'

Soon every head in the hall was turned toward him, though being harry he remained completely oblivious and carried on. The whole hall had gone deathly silent apart from Hermione's ramblings and Harry's tapping.

To cover the now awkward silence Dumbledore started to tap along in time adding to Harry's tune. Pretty soon hundreds of people had joined in and there was a proper song in full swing. Singing and all. If any muggle had passed at that precise moment they would have thought that they were just meters away from a live performance from Stomp. That, or a small earthquake.

Everyone enjoyed it so much that lessons were cancelled and the festivities went on all day. In fact it was so good that Dumbledore made arrangements for a new music teacher to start at Hogwarts the very next day and every pupil would get at least one music lesson a week.

The simging, dancing and (for some reason unknown to anyone but filch) juggling, finally finished at 2:30 the next morning. At this time Snape had finally snapped and sent a stunning spell at the headmaster. As they went to bed everyone except Hermione was talking about what a great time they had had and that they should definitely do that more often! Hermione, to everyone save Harry's, surprise was still talking animatedly about the same fascinating subject as earlier that morning. She seemed not to have noticed any thing out of the ordinary. In fact she had not commented on them not going to lessons. How peculiar!

A/N: hoped you liked it, though not to bothered if you don't. Please review.

Nobody reviewed last time : ( and if that happens this time I don't think I'll bother to update ever again. In fact I think I shall just go and cry in the corner!