Disclaimer: I dont own Shaman King I wish i did hahaha

Hi this is my first fic so plz R&R, I hope you like it

I decided i would write a humour because..... I'M INSANE!!!! MWHAHAHAHHAHA AND REMEMBER I LOVE FLYING!!!!! (chokes whilst laughing.)

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An normal day when every body's out accept Hao and Yoh the sponges that live in a pineapple under the se.......WAIT THIS IS NOT SPONGE BOB!!!!!!! sorry any way as i said normal...if you must say......

Anna: you two will stay home

Hao: why? whilst grasping her waist

Yoh: Get your filthy hands off of her you bastard

Hao: Calm down

Yoh: Never!!!

Hao taking literaly filthy hands off Anna's waist.

Anna: (sighs) good bye idiot's

Hao: your welcome.

Yoh: thank you come again!!!

Anna gose out

Hao: Your getting it now! whiles building his furyoko in to one blast.

Yoh: 00 oh no!!

Hao blasts Yoh and half kills him.

Hao: OK, now thats done wit...WHIAT THE HELL!

Hao see's a gaint blast in the garden.

Yoh recover's from the blast and jumping up onto his knee's.

Yoh: NOOOOOOO!!!! MY RUBBER DUCKIES THERE!!!!! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Hao raises one eye brow.

Hao: let's go check it out!!!!

both go out and see's a rock..........

Hao: do you see that!!!!!!!

Yoh: yes my rubber duckie has survived. whilst doing happy dance.

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sorry this chapter may not be soo funny but i do believe the next will be more!!!! till then bye bye!!