Johnny sighed as he walked down a familiar road, which was as filthy and decrepit as ever. He walked up to a shining gate, which was occupied not buy the bearded man, but Genesis. He was standing, and had an unpleasant look on his face. His hands were on his backside, probably in an attempt to sooth his reddened behind.

"You had to get killed. YOU HAD TO GET EFFING KILLED! SHE HAS A CANE FOR THOR'S SAKE!"

We leave our homicidal procrastinator to approach a different scene. Timmy Turner, a young man at the age of 16, was strolling down the road holding a DOOM Berry Punch Brainfreezy. As he drank the insanely sugary drink, two butterflies hovered over his head, one green and one pink. It is obvious to most of you that these were Cosmo and Wanda, Timmy's fairy godparents. A bit of description is in order, for Timmy had changed over the years. He was now at a proud height of 6'1, and weighed 152 lbs. His hair was still brown, but a bit longer in the back with red highlights on the front. He wore white cargo pants, which were kept from dragging on the ground by his black sneakers. He wore, instead of his pink shirt, a black one, with the legend 'Eat the mango' above a picture of a chicken sword fighting with a leprechaun. He had long swapped his pink hat for a blue one, and for the ladies reading, he wore red boxers.

But on the subject of unmentionables, Mr. Crocker crawled out of a box on a street, holding a garden gnome and wearing nothing but the remains of his suit. The explanation for this was that on Timmy's 12th birthday, Denzel Crocker was fired from his job at the elementary school, and his mother kicked him out of the house, and his wallet was eaten by rabid platypi. These occurrences, combined with his already eccentric mood, destroyed all but little of his sanity.

"Gimme those fairies, Turner! I know ya got 'em! I'll rule the kumquat! FAIRY GODPARRENTS!" he shrieked, leaping at Timmy with the lawn ornament. Timmy stepped to the side, dodging him easily. He continued on his walk, stepping into the street. At that very moment, however, a gust of wind blew hard, sending the fairy/butterflies into the sky. Timmy yelped at this development, running after them.

"Cosmo, Wanda! Turn into something else!" he yelled over the wind. However, at that very moment, a group of school kids walked into view. Cosmo and Wanda were forced ever farther away. And also, at that moment, a car was heading at Timmy, but he had not the time to notice.

HOONK! CRASH! THUD!

Timmy Turner lay on the ground, his body a tangled mess. Cosmo and Wanda were no where to be seen.

"AND THE TAWSE! DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THAT!", Genesis screamed, just as Timmy walked onto the scene.

"Um…where am I?", he asked.