The Super Odd Smash Tournament 2

Disclaimers: I do not own any of these characters. If I can improve on anything, please tell me!

NOTE: This story has some random humor in it. Just telling you.

Another note: Sorry about the length of the first chapter. I was actually trying to set up the setting of the story and stuff.

Lets get the show on the road…

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As the sun shown brightly in the sky, many Nintendo characters were coming from all around, from the Mushroom Kingdom to the vacuum of space, it was a spectacular sight to behold. These characters may come from different places and dimensions, but they all came for one reason:

…They all came to win the gold, (duh). It doesn't take a super psychic pokemon to figure that one out. (Mewtwo pops out of nowhere and looks at the narrator with an evil glare) Oops… didn't mean to say that out loud.

Mewtwo spoke up with anger, "You just shut up. I could go win this fighting contest with both hands tied behind my back."

It was then Pikachu came up to Mewtwo, "You don't need your hands; you use your mind, remember?"

"Oh, right, and you just use your electricity."

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"Um… nothing…"

"Are you saying I'm a wimp?"

"Maybe." Said a slightly giggling Mewtwo.

"Well now…" said an annoyed Pikachu. "…I'm not the one who has arms that can't even lift a rusty soda can on the ground without the help of my brain!"

"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?" Roared an angry Mewtwo.

"I'm just speaking the truth, Mewtwo. Probably the only time I see you using your arms is when you float down on a girly little parasol… pretending you're Mary Poppins!"

"What…THAT'S NOT TRUE! Take it back!"

"Don't try to deny it! I remember the little blond wig you had!"

"I SAID TAKE IT BACK!"

"Cross dresser! Cross dresser! Cross dresser!"

"I said stop it! Don't make me use my powers on you!"

"Do your worst! I'm not scared of you!"

"Trust me… you will be afraid when I make you dance to…"

Pikachu is starting to worry, "You wouldn't dare…"

"…the 'Backstreet Boys, Millennium' album! Quiver with fear you mortal fool!"

Pikachu is slowly going into a curled position with his eyes bugging out of his head, "I think I've been violated… I would electrocute myself a hundred times before dancing to that piece of…"

A jolt of painful electricity shocked Pikachu. It was Pichu, in all of its annoying glee.

"What was that for?" Asked Pikachu.

"You just said that-"

"Forget it, Pichu! I don't need any more of this argument."

They all stood blankly for a moment. When they were about to talk again, they saw Ness walk by. Pichu and Ness were exchanging glares at each other and Ness walked away.

Pikachu remembered something. "Pichu, I almost forgot to ask… why didn't you use you electricity when fighting against Ness a while back?"

Pichu had a frustrated look on. "I thought you knew… Whenever I use electric attacks, I hurt myself too…"

"Oh, sorry, I did forget about that."

Pichu is starting to look more frustrated "It's so cheap… If I ever find the one who made that stupid idea of hurting myself… ugh. It makes me want to grow up into a Pikachu even more."

Mewtwo spoke up to Pichu. "Why do you want to evolve? If I were you, I wouldn't evolve at all! That way, you might actually achieve eternal youth!"

Pichu and the other two became blank.

Pichu spoke up again. "…………Really?"

"Don't give him any ideas, Mewtwo." Luigi walked up to all three of them.

"You guys should know that fights outside of the stadium are forbidden! You all should be ashamed at yourselves."

They were silent.

Luigi smirked a bit, "Hmmm… I guess I got through to all of you…"

Pikachu spoke up with wonder, "Who are you?"

"I'm Luigi, Mario's younger brother! Look, just because I'm not as famous doesn't mean…"

Mewtwo spoke up, "Mario has a brother?"

"Hey! That's not nice! You all should know who I am…"

Pichu spoke up softly, "Dur?"

Luigi ran away from the three crying. Mean while, Yoshi saw the whole thing happening. When Luigi saw the happy little Yoshi, he started running to him.

"No one loves me, Yoshi… NO ONE KNOWS WHO I AM ANYMORE!"

To bad for Luigi, Yoshi didn't have anything to eat since the morning, and he was HUNGRY.

Yoshi was thinking to himself. "What's that running over to me?"

Yoshi was hallucinating again and he thought Luigi was a pineapple. When Luigi came up to him, Yoshi ate him like if he was another piece of fruit.

"Spit him out Yoshi!"

It was Peach, and she had her frying pan of doom with her.

"Spit him out or I'll rip off your tongue and beat you to death with it!"

He spat him out. "I'm sorry… I didn't have time to eat this morning, and…"

"I DON'T CARE! YOU ALMOST ATE HIM AND TURNED HIM INTO A STUPID EGG!"

Luigi was shaking like a little puppy in the cold rain. "Happy…happy…place…."

Good thing for all of them that Mario came into the scene. He had no idea an argument was going on.

"Guys! It's time to go into the stadium!"

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So what will happen in the next chapter? Only time will tell!

What did you think? Strange, isn't it? Please read and review. Thanks!