The Super Odd Smash Tournament 3
Disclaimers: I do not own any of these characters. If I can improve on anything, please tell me!
NOTE: This story has some random humor in it. Just telling you.
More notice: this certain chapter has little mushy moments in it. So if you can't stand the cuteness, um… you should… uh… nope, can't think of a word. (Lol)
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As peach started to follow Mario into the stadium, Yoshi was feeling very bad about eating Luigi. He asked Luigi why he was crying in the first place.
"You wouldn't understand, " said Luigi. "…I'm just a 'second rate' character after all…"
"Hey! Don't say that! You're a great guy!" Argued Yoshi.
"…But EVERYTHING revolves around my brother. Look at all the games he has. I just got the stupid vacuum cleaner."
"Not everything revolves around him. I think you're a better jumper, and your fireballs aren't affected by gravity… and to top it off, you're much, much lighter."
"What's my weight have to do with anything?"
"Lets just say that if you've been carrying Mario for as long as I have, I'm surprised that my back hasn't gone out yet."
"Heh, heh… thanks Yoshi. That made me feel a little better. I'm gonna go into the stadium now and think this over more."
Yoshi gave Luigi a warm smile. "Remember Luigi, we are all here to have fun. It's not about winning."
Luigi is thinking to himself. "…This is coming from the 'peace loving' dinosaur. Goodness gracious." He walked inside with Yoshi.
Soon all different types of characters were in the stadium. While everyone was waiting to fight, they were in their own little social group. Mewtwo and the other pokemon were being aggravating little pests as usual; the swordsmen (like Roy and Link) were trying to flirt with the ladies, while the ladies (like Peach and Zelda) were ignoring them while having their delicious milkshakes. (Milkshakes? That's a new one.)
Meanwhile, unnoticeably, another character was coming into the stadium. It was Popo, the ice climber. He went into his own little corner to think about what he was actually doing there.
"Oh, man… why did I come here? I hate contests of violence. I'd rather be back at home trying to steal veggies from that obnoxious red condor."
A giant red bird came from nowhere. "I heard that, you freak." It disappeared as quickly as it came.
"Ummmm… well, that was unexpected." He said with a blank expression. "But anyway… maybe if I do win the contest, I could give the trophy to my best friend, Nana! Yeah! She'll love it!"
He started to think more, "…but if she finds out that I won the gold in a contest of violence, she'll probably kill me at the same time!"
He started to walk away. "Maybe I should just get a soda."
"Sounds like a plan!" said a familiar voice.
Popo's eyes popped out of his head and turned around quickly. "NANA? How long were you standing there…?"
"Long enough." She said with a small grin.
"Uh… what are you doing here?"
"Well, I was trying to surprise you, but I was going to try to win the contest so I could give you the trophy."
"HEY! YOU STOLE MY IDEA! That's not fair!"
"Okay. I guess we had the same idea. Now what?"
Jigglypuff came from the group of pokemon and whispered something to them.
"Hey…why don't you two work as a team? There's no rule against that, is there?"
The two stood for a moment. Nana spoke up with delight.
"The mysterious ball of puff is right! We should try it!"
Jigglypuff left the way it came. "I do what I can to help… Wait. Did she just call me a ball of puff? Grrrr…Well, I can't argue with that. I AM a ball of puff, after all."
As Jigglypuff waddled away, a pair of yellow glowing eyes appeared in another dark and vacant corner of the room…
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Who's at the corner of the room? Will people respect Luigi more? Will the ice climber's plan of teaming up work? Will Yoshi ever get something to eat before he hallucinates again and eats everyone? WHEN WILL THIS STUPID TOURNAMENT START? Find out in chapter 4…
This story just keeps getting weirder and weirder… please read and review. Thanks!
