By animeninjaNIPPON
"Freedom! Sweet, sweet freedom!" Ponchi cried. "I can do whatever I want!" And with that, he discarded his loincloth, exposing his oversized... I'd rather not say.
"What're you doing?" Anna demanded. "This isn't the place for misbehavior!"
I was finally enjoying my life in America, and I wasn't about to let this pervert ruin it for me. I was about to tell him to put some clothes on, but then an exec appeared. I froze.
"This isn't good," the suit said. He took out his walkie-talkie and spoke into it. "Taylor, we need to make an appointment." He paused for a response. "I'm on my way." And with that, he left.
"What's going on?" I asked Yugi.
"I'll tell him," Jonouchi answered. Jonouchi was this tall blonde guy wearing a green jacket. He seemed to know everything that went wrong. "Your tanuki friend's giant nads are bad for business around here. Viz is going to neuter him."
"WHAT!" Ponchi cried.
"It sucks to be you," Conchi remarked.
"They can't do that to a guy!" I exclaimed. I didn't particularly like Ponchi any better than the rest of the group, but I didn't want him to suffer such a cruel and unusual fate. "Can't they just put another loincloth on him or something?"
"Maybe it's better this way," Anzu (another of Yugi's friends) suggested.
"She has a point," Anna said.
"But no man deserves that!" Yoh whined.
The conversation continued on like that for another 15 minutes, then the execs came to take Ponchi away. Two more suits led us to our living space.
"That was very weird," I said. Then a short bald man in an orange suit came in to talk to Yoh.
"They gave 'editing surgery' to Mr. Popo, too," I heard the bald man say. I couldn't hear anything after that, because they continued their conversation in the next room.
I started thinking: maybe Naruto was wrong about this place. Or maybe it only worked out well for him. Or maybe he was lying, or paid to exalt the name of Viz...
Well, Viz let my group keep their real names. I was HoroHoro again, not Trey Racer or whatever stupid name 4Kids gave me. And that alone had to be worth something great.
End of part eight
