The Super Odd Smash Tournament 4

Disclaimers: I do not own any of these characters. If I can improve on anything, please tell me!

NOTE: This story has some random humor in it. Just telling you.

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As the eerie yellow eyes came from the darkness, Jigglypuff looked up. She would have screamed, but the figure moved so quickly to cover her mouth, she didn't even have time to breath in to scream.

"Do not be alarmed. I'm Fox, the future winner of this fighting contest." He let go of her mouth.

"Cocky, aren't you?" Jigglypuff asked.

"Just speaking the truth, you adorable yet pathetic ball of puff."

"WHY DOES EVERYBODY KEEP CALLING ME THAT?"

"You're just lucky, I guess."

"BAH!"

Fox quickly ran off to get some ice cream. Pikachu was glaring at Fox.

"There's something not right about him. There's no way I'll trust that… that… showoff!" (Remember kids, Pikachu is the quickest pokemon around, and when there's someone faster than him… yeah. You get the picture.)

It was right then the announcements came on for all to hear.

ATTENTION! YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE! THE TOURNAMENT IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!

"Yay! It's about time!" Said young Link as he guzzled down some moo-moo milk.

WE HAVE THE MATCHES ALL FIGURED OUT! THE FIRST MATCH IS…

Luigi had his fingers crossed. "Please, oh please…I want to fight so people will actually notice me…"

…MEWTWO AND MARIO! YOU TWO ARE UP! IT IS A ONE STOCK BATTLE IN THE FOUNTAIN OF DREAMS!

"So close, yet so far…" mumbled Luigi.

Mewtwo and Mario were facing each other in the arena. They got into their ready positions…

READY… SET… GO!

"It's a me! Mario!" Yelled Mario as he was leaping high into the night sky.

Mewtwo had an anime sweat drop. "…I know you're Mario. Are you losing your memory? (What a weirdo.)"

As the fight went on, Mario was using all sorts of attacks. He used his fireballs, his cape, even his bare fist, but Mewtwo was able to dodge it all!

"Quit moving, you weird flying cat!" screamed Mario.

Mewtwo's eyes went wide with anger. "WHAT? 'WEIRD FLYING CAT?' I'LL TEACH YOU WHO'S BOSS, YOU BIG FAT WATER BUFFALO!"

Mewtwo put his hands of the water fountain and used his awesome mental powers. He ripped the water fountain from its foundation. (What the? Is that even physically possible?) He was holding it like if it was a small piece of cardboard. He threw the fountain over the cliff and grabbed the hose that made the fountain work. Mewtwo began to grin in an evil way.

Mario started to back away with alarm. "MAMA MI-!"

Before he could finish his cliché phrase, Mewtwo stuffed the hose into Mario's mouth. Mario got even more fat than usual.

As the others watched this unusual performance, Yoshi was watching Mario getting all chubby from the water intake, while the ice climbers were watching this event in disgust.

Nana spoke up to Popo, "What a horrible way to go for someone already too fat for his own good…"

"You have to admit, it was kinda clever." Said Popo.

After a minute or so, Mewtwo took the hose out of Mario's mouth.

Mario spoke up with a deeper voice than usual. "I might be a little bit larger than before, but I can still kick your butt!"

Mewtwo was still grinning. "Come over here and say that."

When Ness was watching Mario, he couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"HEY GUYS, LOOK AT MARIO WADDLE!"

The others saw Mario, and they also couldn't help but laugh. Mario couldn't even walk anymore.

"Oh-no! My butt's a too big! I can't even feel my legs and arms under all this fat…"

Mewtwo went behind Mario with a home run bat. "Here… let me help you... somewhat. Don't worry about the fall! You're fat will absorb the shock, so you won't feel a thing."

"Nooooooooooooooooooo!"

Mewtwo whacked Mario with the bat and he rolled all the way across the arena and right off the cliff. Mario fell like a rock and lost the match.

Luigi was thinking to himself. "Hmmm… maybe it was a good thing I waited."

Ness had eyes the size of dinner plates. "That was quite resembling to what happened with me… spooky."

Mewtwo was doing his little victory dance when something strange happened. The hose Mewtwo had was overflowing with too much water. Before Mewtwo could do anything else, streams of water overran the arena. The water took Mewtwo.

"Help! I can't swim! Help me, mommy, help me!"

Pikachu helped Mewtwo out of the water. "You can rip off a 5,000 lb faucet out of its foundation, but you can't even swim? Pathetic."

Mewtwo gave Pikachu a mean stare. "Shut up, you little good-for-nothing..."

Pikachu was whispering to Mewtwo. "You were yelling for you mommy…"

"SHUT UP!"

Ness and Pichu were thinking about what happened to Mario.

Ness started to laugh. "You know what? That's even worse than what happened to me a while back. I guess things around here can't get much worse."

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…Oh… but they will… THEY WILL!

(Ahem) Well, there was the first match, folks. Who's going to fight whom in chapter 5? You'll find out soon! Stay tuned!

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