The Super Odd Smash Tournament 5
Disclaimers: I do not own any of these characters. If I can improve on anything, please tell me!
NOTE: This story has some random humor in it. Just telling you.
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The match ended between Mewtwo and Mario, and Mewtwo was victor. Mewtwo, being the moron he is, smacked Pikachu in the face for calling him a momma's boy. The reason being was that he was whining like a baby in the fountain of dreams.
Meanwhile during the break, Yoshi was searching for some food to eat. He was STILL hungry, and a hungry Yoshi is a very dangerous thing. He saw something shiny on a vacant dining table. Yoshi was filled with joy and relief.
"Is that an orange? I MUST HAVE IT! I'm starving!"
Yoshi lashed out his tongue and got hold of the fruit.
But it wasn't even close to fruit. It was part of Samus's suit he lashed onto.
She got angry from Yoshi's stupid action. "Hey! Can't you tell food apart from indigestible objects? Give that back before I vaporize that tongue of yours!"
Someone grabbed Yoshi's neck and held him up like a mother cat does with its young. It was Princess Zelda with all of her warm-hearted nature.
"Goodness, you're one silly Yoshi, aren't you?"
Samus ran off quickly to avoid more of Yoshi's foolishness. "Thanks Zelda! I owe you one!"
After Zelda watched Samus run off, she turned back to see a crying Yoshi.
"Hey… what's wrong, little guy?"
Yoshi had watery 'Bambi' eyes on. "I didn't mean to do that to Samus… I'm just really hungry and I'm getting really desperate for food. I almost accidentally ate Luigi cause I was so hungry."
Zelda remembered the leftover milkshake she had. "Here, Yoshi. You can have this. I wasn't going to finish it anyway."
Yoshi's eyes lit up with happiness as she gave him the slightly melted milkshake. He ate the drink whole.
Peach saw this whole thing and immediately went up to Zelda with a worried look. "Zelda…my friend…you didn't do what I think you just did…"
Zelda spoke up to Peach. "I just gave the poor and hungry Yoshi my milkshake-…"
"YOU FOOL! YOU SHOULD NEVER FEED SMALL AMOUNTS OF FOOD TO A HUNGRY YOSHI!"
Zelda spoke up again with fear in her voice. "What's wrong with giving a milkshake to a hungry Yoshi? He needed it dreadfully."
Peach whispered to Zelda. "That Yoshi's going to follow you TO THE END OF THE EARTH to try to stalk all your food. He won't leave you alone till he feels satisfied for the time being. You have to remember, Yoshis have bottomless stomachs of steel."
Zelda looked very worried and started to sweat.
"Did you bring enough money for an 'all-you-can-eat' buffet, Zelda?"
Zelda hesitated to answer. "………No…"
"Then you're a dead women. Hope you won't go insane from Yoshi's company."
As Peach walked away, Zelda looked back to Yoshi. Zelda was about to walk off when Yoshi interrupted her.
"More, please?" Asked Yoshi with an innocent smile.
Zelda ran away with the hungry Yoshi close behind. "OH-NO! I HAVE THE CURSE OF THE YOSHI WHO WOULDN'T LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M A PRINCESS, LIKE PEACH… SO LEAVE ME ALONE!"
Zelda and Yoshi ran out of the picture… for a short while anyway.
Meanwhile, Mario came out of the stadium hospital with an icepack on his head. A Chansey came out quickly to give Mario some pain pills he forgot on the way out. Mario thanked the Chansey and started to walk off.
He started to think to himself.
"Mewtwo was right… the fat DID absorb the shock from the fall better."
Mario looked down to the pills the Chansey gave him and started to smirk a little bit.
"Hmmm… I wonder…"
Fox was leaning against a wall when he saw someone else enter the stadium. It was his friend and member of the Star Fox team, Falco. Falco went up to Fox.
"So, were you observing our opponents like we planed? Did you spot their weaknesses yet?"
Fox whispered his answer. "I'm not completely sure, Falco. Some of them look more skilled than others…"
He continued on. "…Even though this maybe the case, we must not give them any mercy. We must fight to the best of our abilities and accomplish our mission."
Falco nods and looks up to see the other competitors. "I agree Fox… these people and creatures look dangerous, skilled, and they also look like the type of people who don't lose their cool in battle. Like you just said, we must show them no mercy…"
"GET THIS STUPID YOSHI AWAY FROM MEEEEEEE!"
Zelda runs right in front of Falco and Fox with Yoshi following close behind. They run off again leaving the two blank.
Falco and Fox then had anime sweat dropping down shortly after.
"………Maybe we could show a little mercy…"
"I was thinking the same thing, Falco. Some of them just might need it."
Both of them walked off to get ready if they were needed in a future match.
Meanwhile with Zelda, she was thinking to herself while she was running. "I know! I can get help from Link! He'll know what to do!"
She runs up to Link and pleads with him to help her. Unfortunately for her, Link isn't interested in helping at the moment. "Not now, Zelda… I just used the Ocarina of time to age myself seven years again for the Tournament… I'm too tired."
Zelda gave him puppy eyes. "Pleeeaaassseeeee? He's going to annoy me all day if you don't do something."
He gave up. "Fine… stand back. I'm going to use the Ocarina."
Link spoke up to Yoshi. "Listen, you. If you don't leave Zelda alone, I will be forced to summon something so frightfully startling, you would wish you left Zelda alone in the first place. Do you yield to her?"
Yoshi stood his ground with a cute and curious look on.
"Then feel the wrath, you green demon thingy!"
Link started to play, and a strange atmosphere surrounded them.
Zelda was whispering to Link. "This song… where have I heard this before?"
When he finished playing, something appeared in front of Yoshi.
Yoshi was as happy as a clam. "IT'S A CHICKEN!"
Yoshi took the chicken with its tongue and tried to eat it.
Link grinned. "Just as I thought. He's in for it now."
The chicken was panicking and it crowed and gawked and made other loud noises a normal chicken would make. Yoshi, alarmed by all the noise, spat him back out. Little did Yoshi know, that the chicken was calling for help...
It was then that a huge group of chickens fluttered out of nowhere and started to attack Yoshi. It was enough to make anyone go insane. Yoshi was running away like a little pansy and screamed for forgiveness from the hens of misery.
Zelda gave Link a big hug and thanked him. After the hug, Zelda asked Link something.
"What was that song you played on the ocarina to summon the chickens?"
Link started to giggle. "It was the 'chicken dance' song." I learned about it a little while ago from this strange little kid back in Hyrule. Interesting, isn't it?"
"You're strange, Link. You know that, right?"
The announcements came back on.
ATTENTION! YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE! THE NEXT MATCH IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!…
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Who's going to fight whom in the second match? What's Mario's idea? Will Pikachu ever stop calling Mewtwo a sissy? Will Yoshi ever get away from the evil chickens? What's going to happen with all the other activities going on? Find out in chapter 6!
What do you think of this so far? It's getting really weird now… Please read and review. Thanks!
