The Super Odd Smash Tournament 6

Disclaimers: I do not own any of these characters. If I can improve on anything, please tell me!

NOTE: This story has some random humor in it. Just telling you.

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The announcements came on and the whole stadium went silent.

YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE! THE SECOND MATCH IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!

Pichu was standing in front of the stadium doors when he saw someone walk toward him.

"Hey… you're Mario, aren't you? You're not supposed to-"

"I'm not Mario… I'm DR. Mario, at your service!"

Pichu wasn't fazed. "Face the facts, Mario. You lost the first match and there's nothing you can do-…"

"Why do you keep calling me Mario? I'm a totally different person!"

Pichu just stood his ground. "Oh, and if you lose the next match, you're probably going to dress up as a frog and say you're 'Frog Mario.'"

Mario went blank also. "…I'm having horrifying flashbacks to 'Super Mario 3.'"

(Cuts to a water level in SM3, a couple koopa turtles are wandering around and see Mario in a hideous-looking frog suit. They laugh at him as he hops along.)

Pichu just has a 'disturbed' look on his face. "I really don't want to know…Oh, and if you get in trouble, leave me out of this!"

Mario- I mean, Dr. Mario, went into the stadium.

The announcements came on again.

THIS TIME, WE'RE GOING TO PUT THINGS UP A NOTCH AND HAVE A FOUR PLAYER BATTLE WITH ONE LIFE EACH! THE PLAYERS ARE… KIRBY, SAMUS, DR. MARIO, AND YOSHI! THE BATTLE WILL TAKE PLACE IN PRINCESS PEACH'S CASTLE!

Meanwhile in another part of the stadium, Yoshi heard the message and sighed of relief.

"Oh, goody! I won't have to use you as a shield from the chickens anymore, Jigglypuff!"

It cuts to Jigglypuff being held in front of Yoshi while the chickens are pecking at her.

"OW! HEY! STOP THAT! THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT A BALL OF PUFF? OW, THAT'S PAIN!"

Yoshi threw Jigglypuff to the side and took off into the arena. Unfortunately, the chickens still ran after the screaming Jigglypuff.

It cuts to the castle arena. Everyone is ready for battle. Before the fight, Yoshi asked something to Dr. Mario.

"Hey… didn't Mewtwo beat you up in the first-…"

"I'M NOT MARIO!"

"Fine, fine…whatever."

READY…SET…GO!

Everyone was beating each other up to no end. Samus used her arm blaster to blow everything up around her opponents, while Kirby used amazing techniques like eating people and turning into a rock. The mysterious Dr. Mario used the same type of moves Mario had, except they were a little different. Yoshi, on the other hand, was in his own little world searching through items that came from the thin air.

"I want a beam sword and pretend to be 'Darth Vader!'"

Yoshi went through a party ball item and took something out.

"A flipper? Boring…"

Yoshi threw the item behind him and, believe it or not, hit Samus with full force.

The simple flipper was battering Samus repeatedly. " Ow, ow, ow, ow… this is damaging my armor... and my face."

The flipper knocked Samus off the cliff of the castle. "…This is probably the most embarrassing way to being conquered in this game."

Samus came in forth (last) place.

Yoshi didn't even know he beat up Samus. Being the dense dinosaur he is, he just went through the party ball some more.

"What's this? Awww… it's a little wind-up toy. It looks just like a bob-omb, only a lot smaller… and cuter. It seems like a shame to throw something so adorable away. I'll wind it up and let it wander free."

Yoshi wound up the toy and it started to walk slowly like any other wind-up toy would, but when Yoshi turned his back to look through the party ball more, the bob-omb lit a fuse on its own…

Mario was about to attack Yoshi's back.

"It's a me! Mario- I mean, Dr. Mario!"

He threw a pill at Yoshi and missed.

"Oh a darn!"

Dr. Mario then noticed something walking toward him at 0.01 miles an hour. It was the bob-omb wind-up toy.

"MAMA MIAAAAAA! We're all going to a die!"

Dr. Mario ran from the little wind-up toy as fast as he could go. He was at the opposite end of the arena.

"Ha! That bob-omb can't get me from a here!"

A giant bullet bill came right at him and exploded. Mario flew right out of the arena.

"WWWHHHHHHOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAA!" He turned into a star.

Dr. Mario came in third place.

Meanwhile with Kirby, he was starting to go for Yoshi.

"I'm going to win this match! Stand still so I can eat you!"

Yoshi was about to throw an egg at the Kirby with amazing sucking power… but then, the bob-omb slowly came back the other way.

Kirby's sucking power engulfed the bob-omb wind-up toy.

Kirby blew up and became a star in the sky just like Dr. Mario.

"YAAAAAAAA!" Kirby disappeared into the sky.

THE WINNER IS… YOSHI!

Yoshi was amazed at what he heard. "I… won? YAY!"

"Hey, Jigglypuff! I won-…"

"Don't just stand there, I need help!"

The chickens were still chasing Jigglypuff. Some of the chickens had their beaks in Jigglypuff's hair.

Yoshi went blank and started to walk off. "Let me see if I can get a crowbar or something."

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What do you know… because of Yoshi's stupidity, he won the second round! What's going to happen in chapter 7 folks?

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