The Super Odd Smash Tournament 7

Disclaimers: I do not own any of these characters. If I can improve on anything, please tell me!

NOTE: This story has some random humor in it. Just telling you.

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As the second match ended, Kirby, Samus, and Dr. Mario were grumbling as they left the arena.

Kirby spoke up angrily to the other two. "That was soooo cheap how Yoshi just sat there and used items to beat us up like a fine howdy do. Did you see he used my sucking power to his advantage? To him, it was probably like shooting a fish into a barrel!

Samus agreed. "I also thought it was quite unfair… I just want to vaporize that dim-witted, little, green-…"

Jigglypuff ran up to the three of them in a hurry.

"You guys! I'm sorry I couldn't tell you this beforehand…(I was being chased by chickens all day.) You three actually still have a chance to win the gold!"

Samus looked at Jigglypuff's hair with a bizarre expression. "Um… so tell me, why is there a chicken in your hair?"

Kirby interrupted Samus quickly. "What? We can still fight? You're joking with us, right? We don't need any more embarrassment, you know."

Jigglypuff spoke up again. "I'm serious. It's in the tournament rules. If a player loses one battle in the contest, they have one more chance to win and make it to the finals. The second battles are fought in private, I think. But if someone lost in their second battle on the way to the finals, then they fight in special matches just for fun and are able to win other great prizes. I do recall that Captain Falcon once got a gift card for a massage a few years ago. I think he really needed it at the time too. It also says in the rules that if you lose in the finals just once, you also compete in the matches just for fun to win other awards."

Jigglypuff then spoke up in a warm-hearted manner, "…So, in a way, everyone goes home feeling satisfied."

They all stood there with thoughtful expressions.

"Say, where's Mario? I need to tell him the good news too…"

"Where did you hear this Jigglypuff?" Asked Dr. Mario.

"Who are you?"

He took off his doctor coat and put his normal red hat on. "I'm a Mario."

"Um… okay… (That's just weird.)"

"I'll ask again. Where did you hear about these rules, Jigglypuff?"

"It's on that piece of paper on the announcement board along with the regulations of the contest. I actually think that's how most of the tournaments held here work."

(It cuts to the announcement board with everything Jigglypuff said earlier.)

Mario thought to himself. "Mama-mia, I'm a blind sometimes."

Samus spoke up furiously toward Jigglypuff. "WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE?"

"I told you, because of Yoshi, chickens were chasing and pecking me all day…"

Kirby spoke up to Jigglypuff. "He gave you trouble too?"

"Lets just say he used me as a shield for his own protection, the coward." Said an irritated Jigglypuff. "It seems that no one cares for the little ball of puff anymore."

"Unfortunately, Yoshi also gave me trouble." Zelda walked up to them with a concerned expression.

"Oh-no…what did that stupid dinosaur do to a fine princess like yourself?" Asked Kirby.

"I gave him my milkshake because he said he was hungry. After that, he wouldn't leave me alone until Link summoned chickens from Hyrule to attack him."

An angry Jigglypuff kicked Zelda in the shin. "OWWWWWW! What was that for?"

"Because of your stupid boyfriend, evil chickens were attacking me all day!"

Zelda began to blush. "Hey! He's not my boyfriend!" She began to speak softly, "He just saved Hyrule on a couple of occasions. That's all…"

"Whatever… But going back to the other subject…"

Kirby interrupted Jigglypuff. "…All in favor of gettingback atYoshi when given the chance in a match, raise your hand."

Samus, Kirby, Zelda, and Mario raised their hands.

Kirby looked at Jigglypuff who wasn't raising her hand. "Don't you want toget into thistoo? He used you as a shield for crying out loud! You know it was wrong for him to do that."

Admitting to the truth, Jigglypuff raised her hand slowly. "I just know I'm going to regret this…"

Kirby smiled warmly at Jigglypuff and took the chicken out of her hair. It was then the chicken started pecking Kirby repeatedly. (When will the madness end?)

"YEOW! Now I know what you were dealing with all day, Jigglypuff!"

Kirby ran off to try to avoid the evil chicken running after him with full force.

The announcements came on again.

YOUR ATTENTION! THE THIRD MATCH IS ABOUT TO BEGIN…

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Who's going to fight whom in the third match? What will happen with Samus, Zelda, Mario, and Kirby's plan? will the evil chickens ever go away so people can get on with their lives? Find out in chapter 8, folks!

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